Chapter 1029
Chapter 1029
Want to soak in the hot springs for four or five days and have a good rest? Want to experience Qu Ling's program and be intimate with your wives for a few days?
No, troubles will come the next day, and there will be more than one.
"Your Majesty, the Southern Tour King Luo Yunhe came to Beijing with his children to visit, and arrived at the palace this morning."
"In addition, many nobles blocked the palace and started to smash the door. It is said that they also fought with Luo Yunhe's only son..."
"After Princess Qinshui learned about this, she rushed to the palace and broke Huweihou's right hand."
"So the clan members also came, and now they are arguing at the door of the palace..."
After Zhou Yuan heard this, his brain was full of big.
Damn, I want to take a vacation, is it easy for me!
Zhao Jianjia smiled and said, "You can go back. After all, Ruan Zhi has come all the way here. You can't refuse to receive her."
"I will stay here with my sisters for two days and come back after I have rested."
Zhou Yuan nodded slowly and said, "That's the only way."
He sighed and got on the horse. Suddenly he remembered something and asked hurriedly, "Madam Kang, where is Wang Ang, the commander of the Jinyiwei?"
Madam Kang was stunned for a moment before saying, "I haven't investigated. Generally, the Jinyiwei are not within our surveillance range."
Zhou Yuan said, "No matter what, he can't get close! This kid is full of tricks. I'm worried."
Madam Kang looked serious and nodded immediately. She thought it was a big deal.
So she galloped to the city of Shenjing.
Of course, this was much faster than the carriage. It took more than an hour to get home. A large number of people had gathered there. Before getting close, she heard the unique greetings of Qinshui.
"You old dogs really don't know what's good for you. You're a bunch of old beasts with a face full of rotten orange peels and eye mucus that can't be wiped clean. Why are you here to make a scene with me?"
"When I was arguing with the late emperor, how did you kneel beside me and leak urine?"
"Dead cripple, stinky scoundrel, wearing silk and shaking. It's hard to get on the kang, you shake when you walk, and you can't find your ass when you wipe the shit."
"An old monkey with half his life buried in the soil, a tuberculosis patient who has to gasp for air after saying a few words, and carrying a hairless pig brain on his shoulder . "
"There is a prodigal son at home who can't be controlled, a wrinkled cow in the crotch that can't get up, a cheek that can plow the ground, and a rotten neck that is always stuck with phlegm..."
"A bunch of half-dead rotten piles, you are spitting at me? I can drown you when I spit! If you dare to talk nonsense here again, I will dig up all your ancestors' graves! Screw your mother's rotten bones! Cough... Bah!"
Zhou Yuan almost fell off his horse. God, why do you have to provoke Qinshui when you can't provoke anyone else!
He hurried over and shouted: "Shut up! Calm down!"
Everyone had been scolded silly, and when they saw Zhou Yuan coming, they were like seeing a savior, and their expressions were about to cry.
Zhou Yuan strode to the gate of the palace and said in a deep voice: "Pei Xian! How can you be so rude to your elders! They are all meritorious service to the Great Jin! Even if you are old, you shouldn't speak like this."
A group of old nobles almost knelt down to Zhou Yuan after hearing these words. Lord Wei is right, we have made contributions to the country.
But Lord Wei... you provoke this tigress, what can you do!
Just when they thought of this, they saw Princess Qinshui walked up to Zhou Yuan with a red face and said in a delicate voice: "I was wrong, don't be mean to me..."
At this moment, the old nobles almost suffocated, and they couldn't stand steadily even if they supported each other.
Zhou Yuan pinched her little hand and whispered: "I'll take care of it."
Princess Qinshui nodded and stood behind obediently.
Zhou Yuan then looked at Luo Yunhe at the door and clasped his fists and said, "Uncle Luo, it's been a long time since we last met. You are still as elegant as ever!"
Luo Yunhe's face, which was a little overwhelmed, was instantly stained with brilliance.
Zhou Yuan's status is now even higher than his father's, not to mention that he is a prince with no power.
He didn't expect that Zhou Yuan would give him such great respect in front of so many old nobles and royal family members.
For a moment, his face was flushed, and he suppressed his excitement and joy. His face was calm and his voice was deep: "Prince Wei, let's deal with things first. It's not good to be stuck at the door of the palace like this."
After saying this, the people around him also nodded slightly and cast their eyes of appreciation and admiration at Luo Yunhe.
This is the effect he wants! Luo Yunhe roared in his heart! It's so cool!
Zhou Yuan nodded and said, "Luo Zhiyuan, come here!"
This kid is also seventeen years old. He has grown a lot after not seeing him for a year. He is now an adult.
But he is still chubby and walked over and said with a chuckle, "Brother Zhou!"
Zhou Yuan kicked him and said, "What are you laughing at? I ask you, why do you want to fight with these elders? You kid, you are so stupid!Are there still rules of seniority and respect for the young and old? Are there still rules of loyalty, filial piety and etiquette? "
Luo Zhiyuan said helplessly, "It's not that I have a bad temper, but these old dogs are really too much! They cursed all kinds of dirty words! They even cursed your dead parents, Brother Zhou!"
Hearing this, the old nobles immediately widened their eyes.
What? Young people nowadays don't blush when they lie? They are so good at throwing dirty water!
Zhou Yuan looked at the old nobles with a cold face and said in a deep voice, "You are all elders, and also my predecessors in the army. You know that I, Zhou Yuan, have been an orphan since I was a child. Not only do you not care about me, but you also curse my dead parents. You... do you think I, Zhou Yuan, have no temper!"
"Come here! Escort me and the marquises and lords to the palace to meet the emperor. I want to ask His Majesty to make the decision!"
Marquis Guan Yong was really panicked this time. He ran out in a hurry and jumped anxiously: "King Wei, please don't get excited! This kid is talking nonsense! When did we curse the parents of the King of Wei? We just cursed the King of Wei for not being able to control his crotch, messing around with old women, and corrupting Song Wu! "
After saying that, he quickly covered his mouth, realizing that he seemed to have been fooled.
Zhou Yuan did not give him a chance to react, and shouted: "Okay! Guan Yonghou said it well! I, Zhou Yuan, mess around with old women? That's how you slander the younger generation!"
"Now you bring out the evidence! Which old woman did I, Zhou Yuan, mess around with? Tell me the name!"
"If you can't tell me here, let's go to the Golden Palace and tell me!"
Guan Yonghou was dumbfounded.
He quickly looked at the people around him and said anxiously: "Why don't you come out and help say a few words!"
Zhou Yuan said: "Yes! Who else said that about me, Zhou Yuan! ”
So everyone was silent.
Marquis Guan Yong stamped his feet hard, looked at Zhou Yuan, clasped his fists and said: "Prince Wei, I was wrong, just now it was all a joke... Actually... Actually, I came here... for..."
He risked his life, walked up to Zhou Yuan, gritted his teeth and said: "I want to apply to join the army to fight in the Northern Expedition."
Zhou Yuan looked at him and nodded: "Okay, I agree."
"Ah?"
Marquis Guan Yong was stunned, muttering: "Is this the same as... agreeing? I don't meet the standards in all aspects..."
Zhou Yuan said: "I am the commander-in-chief of the army, I set the standards, anyway, Marquis Guan Yong, I have made an exception and agreed."
"Go back and pack up, we will leave soon. "
Marquis Guan Yong was so frightened that his face turned pale. He quickly pulled Zhou Yuan into the mansion and said with a sad face: "Your Highness, there were so many people outside just now. I knelt down for you..."
Zhou Yuan quickly pulled him and said in a low voice: "Get the people outside away quickly, especially those clan members. If you don't get them away within half a minute, you will really go north."
"I will take them away! I will take them away! I will take them away!"
Marquis Guan Yong ran out in a hurry as if he had been pardoned.
Looking at his back, Zhou Yuan couldn't help laughing out loud and said proudly: "Haha, old dog, even if I'm having sex with an old woman, you can't find evidence!"
After speaking, the smile on his face froze.
In the pavilion not far away, Luo Ruanzhi was quietly there, looking at Zhou Yuan in astonishment.
Zhou Yuan quickly said: "Ruanzhi! It's not like that! I was just talking nonsense! "
Luo Ruanzhi turned pale with fear, and kept backing away, whispering: "You... don't come over... I'm not old..."
This sentence directly broke Zhou Yuan's defense. He clenched his fists and planned to go to the Central Plains before going on the expedition. He wanted to take revenge from the root!
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