Chapter 327: Come out and fight! Don’t want to be sisters anymore?
Chapter 327: Come out and fight! Don’t want to be sisters anymore?
In a high-end restaurant, Liuyun looked at Tsunade who was eating and drinking in front of him with an unhappy face. This shameless guy followed her wherever she went. In the end, Kushina could not resist the gambler's soft and hard persuasion, and most of the money she won was snatched away.
The key point is that this guy didn't leave after taking the money, and even wanted to have a luxurious meal. That's too much...
"What do you two want from me? Don't tell me you just happened to pass by..." Tsunade asked after wiping her greasy mouth.
"He and I got married more than half a month ago..." Kushina said with a happy smile.
"Nani???" (long tone)
"You two guys, how could you not even inform me in advance about such a big thing as getting married?" Tsunade looked heartbroken.
"Do you have a fixed place to live? How dare you say that you won't look for you... If it weren't for the information from Orochimaru, we wouldn't know where you are now..." Liuyun rolled his eyes at her and complained.
"Well... I wish you a happy wedding. By the way, Kushina, you should be a woman now... Look at your rosy little face, are you really that well-nourished???"
Tsunade first congratulated her, then put her face close to Kushina with a smirk and joked.
"Don't be so blunt all the time..." Her simple words made Kushina blush.
"Aren't you talking nonsense? I can't become a woman after getting married. Am I impotent?" Liuyun glared at her unhappily.
"That's right... You've been eyeing Kushina since you were little, and today you've finally gotten what you wanted..."
"Lady Tsunade..." Seeing Tsunade speaking so rudely, Shizune couldn't help but tug at her clothes.
"You are right about this..." Liuyun did not refute her words, but admitted it frankly.
"You definitely have to plan ahead to capture a good girl. Otherwise, if she gets picked up by some yellow-haired guy, won't I be single forever like you?"
Liuyun's words made Kushina feel happy, but Tsunade opposite her instantly became angry:
"Asshole! Who are you calling a single? Are your bones itchy??" Tsunade slammed the table and said angrily.
"But Sister Tsunade, you are single... Liuyun is not wrong..." Kushina resolutely stood on Liuyun's side.
"You... okay, it's been less than a month since you got married and you want to draw a clear line with your family, right? Okay, okay!" Tsunade stared at Kushina with a forced smile.
"No way... I'm just stating the facts..." Kushina muttered softly, but her eyes were wandering and she didn't look at Tsunade.
"You damned girl, you've been fed too much by him since you were a child. Didn't you hear him just say that he has been thinking about how to conquer you for a long time? My second grandfather is right. The Uchiha family is indeed very evil, especially this kind of bastard Uchiha..."
Tsunade said this while pointing at Liuyun's hair.
"Girls have to be outstanding to be pursued... Nana is so attractive to me, that proves she's very charming. Unlike you? You've never been pursued by a man even at your age, let alone when you were a child..."
Liuyun's words made Tsunade blush directly: "Asshole, do you dare to come out and fight one-on-one?"
"Am I afraid of you???"
"Go! Go outside!" Tsunade stood up immediately.
"Hey... Sister Tsunade, don't be so depressed... You can't beat him..." Kushina hurried forward to persuade her, and she was so anxious that she even said her catchphrase.
It would have been fine if she hadn't said that, but once she did, Tsunade got even angrier...
"I can't beat him? Ask him if he dares to stand still and fight me one-on-one, without dodging or avoiding, and punching me hard..." Tsunade knew that she was no match for him in a normal fight, so she proposed such a 'bloody' fighting style.
"Why wouldn't I dare? But you insist on making it so big, right..."
Seeing Liuyun's lack of confidence, Tsunade became even more arrogant and domineering...
"What's wrong? Are you scared already? Pah... you're nothing."
Tsunade looked very pleased with herself. She had intended to let the matter go after a few smug remarks, but Liuyun's next words immediately put her in a difficult position:
"Now, immediately, get outside. Whoever is a coward is a puppy." Liuyun said this and walked out of the restaurant directly.
"Hey... Liuyun, don't do anything rash..." Kushina hurriedly chased after him.
Seeing this, Tsunade gritted her teeth and followed him out with a dark face, ignoring Shizune's attempts to stop her.
Today, she just doesn't believe that her stinky brother Uchiha Liuyun would dare to confront her head-on?
"Tell me, how do you want to fight?"
In an open space, Liuyun stood with his arms crossed over his chest, staring at Tsunade opposite him.
"I hit you with a punch, and you hit me back with a punch. We'll fight until you're convinced!" Tsunade chose this most brutal way of single combat. She planned to use the technique of creation and regeneration to fight against Liuyun. She was determined to regain her reputation as the big sister today.
"You really want to make it this big? Okay, okay... don't accuse me of bullying a woman. I'll stand still and let you hit me three times..." Liuyun raised his chin confidently.
My immortal body has reached perfection, so wouldn't it be easy for me to withstand three powerful punches? At most, I'd just spit out a few mouthfuls of blood, which was nothing serious.
Tsunade wanted to play hardball with him? How could Liuyun be afraid of her?
"Okay, that's what you said!" Tsunade quickly responded.
"Have you two had enough of this!!!"
Kushina immediately blocked the two of them with her full aura.
In the end, this bloody duel did not go ahead due to Kushina's obstruction, and the two chose the relatively harmonious fighting method of arm wrestling.
"Don't accuse me of bullying women. I allow you to use both hands."
Liuyun was still confident at this moment, and Tsunade was furious when she heard this...
This brat is so fucking arrogant!
"Okay, let's have a bet. If you lose, kneel down..."
Tsunade suddenly stopped talking.
"If you lose, agree to one condition of mine..."
She originally wanted to ask Liuyun to kneel down and bark like a dog, but when she thought about how rare the opportunity was, she decided to let Liuyun quell the war in the ninja world if she could win this round.
When Liuyun heard Tsunade say she wanted to make a bet, he immediately realized that this was a sure thing, and the task assigned to him by Orochimaru could finally be completed!
"Okay, if I lose, I can agree to any condition you ask for. But if you lose, you have to agree to one condition of mine. My requirements are not high, and the conditions I ask will be within your ability."
Hearing that she would not suffer any loss, Tsunade nodded decisively and accepted the bet.
A moment later, Liuyun used the Chidori Sharp Spear to carve out a large, hard rock to serve as a fighting platform.
"The rules are like this. Whoever loses has to agree to one condition. Liuyun can only use one hand, but Sister Tsunade can use both hands..." Kushina acted as the referee this time.
"Wait, what if you lose and refuse to admit your mistake? After all, this isn't the first or second time you've cheated on me..."
Liuyun said with a vigilant look on his face. He had been cheated by this shameless guy many times before, so he had to take precautions first.
"Asshole, when have I ever cheated? Don't slander me, you stinky bastard..." Tsunade couldn't help but curse.
"You don't admit it, right? You know whether you've cheated before or not... Swear a solemn oath. If you cheat this time, you'll lose every time you gamble, and nothing will go your way in your life..."
Seeing Liuyun's serious expression, Tsunade also got angry for a moment: "Okay, what about you? What if you cheat after losing?"
"I always keep my word. When have I ever cheated?" Liuyun curled his lips and was speechless.
"Stop talking nonsense and swear an oath. If you cheat after losing, you will be impotent from now on and you will never be able to lift that thing again!"
"No !!!!"
When Kushina heard that Tsunade was going to make Liuyun take such a vicious oath, she was the first to get angry!
You can gamble and make a fuss, but you actually dare to joke about her lifelong happiness?
Could it be that this guy is targeting her? Can we still be sisters? This damned single stinking gambler!!!
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