RNP Chapter 259
Chapter 259
“Okay, actually, I was just teasing you.”
Seeing Panda’s doubtful eyes, Yingzhi smiled and ended the topic of riding a panda.
“Huh, I said, how could anyone…”
Panda was finally relieved, and decided to go to Sichuan Province if he had the chance, and it would be great if he had the chance to collect a real panda.
Although Panda doesn’t like eating bamboo, he likes to collect panda accessories and dolls.
“But the panda riding next door is real.”
“Huh?”
Panda turned into a dotted eye again.
‘See you in my dream, the legendary hometown of pandas. ‘
“Actually, I think you should change your job.”
Yingzhi suddenly stared at the panda with a serious face and said.
“Do you think I’m a game character? Tell me, do you want to change to Qigong or drunken boxing? You can’t be a shaman or a monk.”
Seeing Yingzhi talking nonsense with a serious face, Panda also folded his arms, ready to appreciate Yingzhi’s performance.
“Qigong and Shaman are a bit difficult, but Drunken Boxing and Monk are OK.”
Yingzhi touched his chin.
“Are you interested in assassins?”
Yingzhi gave the first job transfer.
“Have you ever seen such a big assassin?”
Panda started to complain.
“Although you are fat, you are flexible. Fat people as flexible as you are rare in the world.”
“Panda is not fat, I am just a little round. Besides, if Panda is not round, is he still Panda?”
Yingzhi imagined the thin panda shape.
“Yeah, that makes sense. You should eat more.”
“That’s what I said.”
Panda also nodded with satisfaction.
“But I’m serious about suggesting that you switch to an assassin. You’re a cursed corpse, and you don’t have a breath of life.
And your limbs have soft pads and fluffy hair, so you can move silently. As long as you learn to cover up the breath of cursed power, you’ll be a perfect assassin.”
“It seems to make sense.”
Panda nodded. He originally thought that Yingzhi was just bored and came to chat with him, but he didn’t expect Yingzhi to really give him advice.
“The only problem is the lethality. If the opponent is a curse master, it’s okay. If it’s a large curse spirit, your claws are not sharp, and the lethality is not enough if you attack with fists and palms.”
Yingzhi touched his chin and pretended to be distressed.
“Why don’t you remove one hand and replace it with a long claw or a sickle like a mantis.”
Yingzhi clapped his hands, smiled and said something that made Panda tremble all over.
“No, absolutely not.”
Panda shook his head and refused.
It is very satisfied with its current cute and charming appearance, and does not want to be transformed into a weird appearance.
It is not okay to become stronger.
After all, strength is temporary, and cuteness is lifelong.
“Is it not possible?”
Yingzhi showed a regretful expression.
‘Are you kidding me? This is definitely a joke. ‘
Panda was speechless.
“If Thorn Bear doesn’t like it, how about Cannon Bear?”
Yingzhi suggested again.
“Cannon Bear?”
Panda tilted his head in confusion.
“That’s right, carrying the Great Compassionate Gatling Bodhisattva, loaded with six pure depleted uranium bombs, and saving cursed spirits with great compassion.”
According to Yingzhi’s narration, Panda’s mind appeared a wild panda with a red headscarf on his head, a bullet chain hanging on his body, and a Gatling gun in his hand, firing wildly.
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“If you are worried that the power is not enough, you can carry a few rocket launchers.”
This time the image in Panda’s mind was even wilder.
Behind him were two cross-carried rocket launchers, with a smear of paint on his face and a grenade hanging on his waist.
“No, Panda is a panda, not a terrorist.”
Panda felt that Yingzhi was a little bit inhuman, and didn’t treat him as a panda.
“I don’t like this either, what a pity, I think your chubby body can hold a lot of weapons.”
Yingzhi felt a little sorry.
“Wait, don’t treat my cute body as an arsenal without authorization, I’m flammable! Flammable!”
Panda felt that although he was not a human, Yingzhi was even less human than himself.
“Then only the war bear is left.”
Yingzhi ignored Panda’s complaints and continued.
“War bear? Warrior?”
Panda nodded, feeling that Yingzhi finally made a more reliable proposal.
“No, it’s a battle armor, or armor.”
“Battle armor?”
Panda felt that the development of things once again deviated in a strange direction.
“That’s right. Just shout Panda Armor, Merge! and you can become an Armor Warrior.
In addition, you can use different armors according to different combat environments. If you encounter flying enemies, use Rocket Bear, and if you encounter a group of them, use Cannon Bear…”
“If you encounter a powerful enemy, just shout Emperor Panda, merge, and then you can become the most beautiful bear in the high school!”
“Even if I don’t do this, I am still the most beautiful bear in the high school. After all, I am the only panda in the high school.”
Panda complained.
“Ah, it seems to be true.
It’s okay. I’ll ask the principal to make you a brother tomorrow, and then you won’t be one.”
Panda was speechless. He felt that if he talked for a while longer, his position as the first mascot of the high school would be lost.
“Ah, Maki and the others have finished running. ”
Panda immediately stood up after seeing several people on the playground stop one after another, picked up the water bottle brought by Yingzhi and ran up.
Although Panda already knew that Yingzhi was just bored and came to tease him this time.
But Panda didn’t really care. Over the years, many people came to him because they were curious about his panda appearance. It was nice to have these people to play with him and kill time.
Although Yingzhi seemed to be joking, some of his suggestions were indeed worth a try.
For example, the one who relied on his own cursed body was hiding his breath, and then sneaking behind the enemy to directly pull the enemy for 10 minutes.
Or hide some cursed tools in your body to deal with various situations, and you can take them out and use them when you encounter an enemy you are not good at dealing with.
After all, I am following the route of Kung Fu Panda.
It would be fine if I could successfully launch a close combat.
If the enemy is flying in the air, or the effect of the spell makes it unable to close the distance, it seems that having a cursed tool that can attack from a distance is also good.
“Gulp gulp, ha~ much more comfortable. ”
The group, who had just finished exercising for a few minutes, felt much better after drinking a glass of light salt water.
“What did you two talk about for so long?”
Maki asked curiously. She had a very strong physique and still had enough energy to run. She had just seen Panda perform several face-changing performances.
“I just gave Panda some suggestions.”
Eiji followed Panda and came over.
“Maki also wants private guidance from the teacher?”
After saying that, Eiji smiled and looked at Maki.
“Can I become stronger?”
“Yes.”
“Then please give me private guidance.”
Maki answered straightforwardly.
‘Maki is a little too serious. Panda is more fun to tease.’
“Maki, what you need most now is to exercise your perception ability.”