RNP Chapter 254: Sano's Holy Joke Book, Zhongli Plays Three Kingdoms Warriors
Chapter 254: Sano's Holy Joke Book, Zhongli Plays Three Kingdoms Warriors
Since Sano played speedrunning, he came directly along the way without triggering other conditions.
So it got the common solution, sever immortality.
All go away, and the wolf is alone.
Such an ending is not very acceptable to Sino.
After experiencing so much along the way, the wolf still had to be alone in the end.
According to the urine nature of the previous games, there must be other endings, and there must be better endings.
However, at the moment of opening for two weeks, it is better to go to the counter to collect rewards first.
Sai Nuo came to the counter, and Dolly, a temporary child laborer, was on duty.
Why Dolly?
She is a big boss in big business, and also a money fan like Boss Crab.
She can make money when she is free, of course she will not let it go.
It just so happened that recently Scathach was going to teach Rei Ayanami how to brush a gun, so she asked Dolly to earn some extra money.
You ask why Rosalia didn't learn how to shoot a gun?
With her laziness, where would she like to go?
"Oh, it's the Disciplinary Officer, come and see what you can get."
Dolly took out the lottery box from under the counter, shook it and handed it to Sano.
When Sai Nuo stretched out his hand to grab it, it set a record low in the history of the lottery.
White, one star.
"Hey ∑(4|||)!"
Sa Nuo looked at the small White ball in his hand, and was stunned for a while.
253 He didn't expect to be able to draw a Purple four-star, or even higher. He expected that a Blue three-star would be enough.
But not to mention the three-star Blue, there is not even a two-star Green, isn't it a bit too much?
Dolly was also stunned: "Ah... Dafeng Disciplinary Officer's luck is too much."
So far, Sano seems to be the first person in the Internet cafe to get a White star.
But when Sano checked the items in the free ball, he was not disappointed, but rather happy.
Because inside the ball is a "Complete Book of Cold Jokes".
It is a very thick book, which contains tens of thousands of bad jokes.
Turn any page at random, and there are high-quality cold jokes that Sailu has never seen before.
"This book is simply a holy book!"
Senuo stroked the cover of the book like a treasure, this book is more precious to him than a Gold five-star artifact.
For him, among all things in the world, only cold jokes cannot bear.
With this book, he can become the god of cold jokes on the continent of Teyvat.
Smiling as if planning a big conspiracy, Jean Nuo took the book and left the Internet cafe.
He wants (cjdi) to go home and study behind closed doors, and thoroughly understand the contents of the entire book.
When he's done, how dare Tinari say that his bad jokes are boring?
If one doesn't work, he can talk about another one.
He has tens of thousands of bad jokes to tell!
Hahahahaha
"Hiss, why do you suddenly feel cold?"
Tinari, who was playing a game, kicked people's ears and tail hairs.
Intuition told him that there seemed to be some conspiracy brewing against him.
He was stunned for a while, and his Widowmaker was shot to death by the opposite Hanzo.
In the third person of death, Widowmaker's butt is directly facing Tenari's eyes.
Well, that's great.
"The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", as the earliest batch of film and television dramas in Internet cafes, has cultivated a large number of fans of the Three Kingdoms.
Among them, Liyue's side has the largest influence and fan base because of their similar culture.
As soon as the game "Dynasty Warriors" was launched, the melon eaters in Liyue went crazy.
Fans of the Three Kingdoms have always wanted a Three Kingdoms game, and now they finally got their wish.
The internet cafe version of Shinsan is based on Shinsan 7, softening the advantages of other generations.
Absolutely real big scenes, absolutely restoring the realism of the battlefield.
You can choose to rely on force to fight against a thousand and push the battlefield horizontally.
You can also use intrigues to mess up the enemy.
Of course, the coolest thing is to play the generals you like and be unparalleled on the battlefield.
Lu Bu, Zhao Yun, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Dian Wei, Ma Chao...
How many men can refuse this experience to become these famous generals of the Three Kingdoms and fight against the enemy.
And if you want to get the reward for the first pass of "Three Kingdoms Warriors", you must clear the story mode of Shura difficulty.
Wei, Shu and Wu, plus a biography of Lu Bu.
Don't think that it is a unparalleled game, the conditions for winning the first pass will be easy.
If you want to play Shura difficulty from the beginning, it is undoubtedly a dream.
You can only play Common first, which is difficult, upgrade generals, and get good equipment and weapon entries.
So, don't rush.
Only for experienced Three Kingdoms researchers, Mr. Zhongli will naturally not miss it.
"I don't know how this game is different from the stories in Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
Zhongli opened the game while thinking.
He knew from Li Mo that the stories in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" were adapted from history, and there are differences in the stories in many different Three Kingdoms works.
Click into the game, the opening animation is the battlefield.
A group of soldiers were fighting in the knee-deep water, and a group of archers at a high point in the distance shot rockets into the city.
A majestic and domineering man sat on a black horse, and the "Cao" flag beside him showed his identity.
In the battlefield, a short-haired girl quickly stepped on the water, throwing two double-headed halberds in her hands that were combined like a windmill.
The war halberd killed a piece of Cao Jun, returned to the hands of the jumping girl, and then smashed down the Cao Jun general who was holding a three-pointed double-edged knife.
The one-eyed general on the side came to help with his sword, and the two of them fought back the girl together.
"One-eyed, it should be Xiahou.
Zhongli guessed the identity of the one-eyed general, it should be that Xiahou Dun did not run away.
The battle situation is very unfavorable to the girl's side, and it is almost a dead end.
At this moment, a black figure riding a horse fell into the water like a shell.
Splashing water, burning buildings.
Against the backdrop of hot and cold colors, a hot man appeared on the stage.
The red rabbit horse, Fang Tian painted a halberd.
Ghost Lu Bu!
Just seeing this man, "Cao Jun Xiaole retreated swollen and trembling.
Lu Bu waved the painted halberd in his hand, and huge waves more than ten meters high rolled up on the surface of the water.
Boss Cao held the Yitian sword and faced Lu Bu who was coming on the huge waves.
Fang Tian swung his halberd, and the sign "Dynasty Warriors: Legend of the Great General" appeared.
"It turned out that the lower Pi was flooded with water."
After watching the opening animation, Zhongli knew it was the battle of Xiapi.
This water flooded Xiapi, which was Lu Bu's curtain call.
However, this combat performance is much higher than in Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
Moreover, Boss Cao steeled Lu Bu in front of him?
Really not kidding?.