292. How to deal with immortality
292. How to deal with immortality
"If I'm not mistaken, the earth is a little strange now. Why is there so much demonic energy and the smell of monsters everywhere?"
Lapis sat down, sensed the current situation of the earth, and asked.
At this time, Sun Wukong had captured Carrick II.
Throw it on the ground.
"Let him say that this is his fault." Sun Wukong pointed at Carrick II.
"Tell me about it!" Lapis looked at Carrick II.
Carrick II said with a smile: "Can you let me go?"
"Of course, no problem." Lapis readily agreed to his request.
Carrick II was stunned.
How could you not play by the rules like this?
Even if you don't say "can't", you can at least say "guess" or "what do you think?" or something like that.
"Speak quickly, don't be irritated." Lapis frowned and stared at him.
Carrick II said slowly: "This story begins more than 300 years ago. It is said that more than 300 years ago, my father competed with Piccolo for the position of immortal..."
"Quick, quack, quack, quack, quack..."
"Later, I used the dragon balls to make a wish to merge the evil star with the earth, which led to the current situation. I thought I was invincible, but who knew that I would meet this guy as soon as I came out, and then he would show up again? If a big devil appears, I will be so unlucky."
As he spoke, Carrick II looked at Sun Wukong and actually started to complain.
"..."
"Boom!"
Sun Wukong walked over and gave him a blow on the head.
"I've finished speaking, can you leave?" Carrick II looked at Lapis and asked.
"Let's go." Lapis nodded.
"I'm really leaving." Carrick II confirmed again.
"Well, let's go." Lapis nodded.
Carrick II took off into the air and flew high into the sky and left.
"Are you really going to let him go like this?" Klin asked, feeling a little incredible.
Is Lapis really that easy to talk to now?impossible?
In his confusion, he saw Lapis raising his hand and pointing a finger like a pistol. The light wave rose into the sky and directly penetrated Carrick II's body.
"puff!"
Carrick II spat out a mouthful of blood and fell from the air, hitting the ground not far away, and his body bounced upwards.
"Uh……"
But Carrick II did not die there. After two seconds, he struggled to sit up.
"Huh? He's not dead yet? Is this guy's vitality so strong?" Lapis was confused. The blow just now pierced the heart, and it was impossible for a normal person to survive.
"You don't keep your word. You said you would let me go." Carrick II said angrily.
"Yes, but you just flew away." Lapis said seriously.
"..."
Carrick II turned and left.
Lapis raised his hand and snapped his fingers, freezing the walking Carrick II into an ice sculpture. He then threw an energy bomb and exploded the ice sculpture into powder.
But within a few breaths, Carrick II appeared out of thin air at the same place.
"What the hell? This guy can't be killed?" Lapis was stunned for a moment.
If the heart was broken just now and it didn't die, it can be understood that the vitality is strong, but this time it was blown to ashes and it can be resurrected, then it is not a matter of strong vitality. This is a bug.
"Yes, he should have made a wish for immortality to the dragon." Sun Wukong on the side explained.He also had Carrick II's head blown open, but he still survived.
"You..., I just left on foot, but you still took action to kill me for going back on your word." Carrick II glared at Lapis.
"I'm a very trustworthy person. I just said I won't kill you, so I won't kill you. But just now was just now, and now is now. They can't be confused. You have to understand this." Lapis said.
Good guy!
Carrick II felt that he had learned a lot today.
The words he wanted to scold Lapis never came out.
Lapis turned to look at Weiss and said, "Senior Weiss, do you have any good suggestions for dealing with this undead creature?"
"Ah... I'm sorry, I can't take action. Angels are neutral and cannot participate in human battles." Weiss said with a smile.
"I didn't ask you to participate in the battle. I just asked you what suggestions you have, senior. Isn't this also possible?"
Lapis has heard a little about the principle of angel neutrality. If this rule is violated, the angel will be eliminated, which is a super felony.
Whis thought for a moment and said, "You can ask Lord Beerus to 'sabotage' it."
Angels cannot take action, but the God of Destruction has no such restriction.
Theoretically speaking, the 'destruction' of the God of Destruction can destroy everything in the world.
But this is also relative, there are always things that he can't destroy, but there are very few.
Of course, there is another way to eliminate undead life, and that is King Quan's erasure ability, but this is even more unrealistic.
"You can make a wish to the dragon to cancel his immortality." La Zili on the side also gave a suggestion.
"Is there anything else? Everyone is welcome to speak." Lapis said.
Carrick II, who did not dare to move, was in a very complicated mood and wanted to cry without tears.
It felt weird that these people were discussing how to kill him.
Kame Immortal touched his chin and said: "You can seal him with the magic sealing wave, and then throw him into the septic tank and seal him for thousands of years."
Not bad!
Lapis raised his thumb.
Ginger is still hotter than old, ruthless is still ruthless as an old man.
Klin said: "Let Pilaf transform him into a robot and become our group's fighting force."
Well, this is a good idea, but Pilaf doesn't know this technology yet.
Yamu Tea said: "Put him in Frieza's place and let those two bad guys bite each other."
There are all kinds of suggestions. If Carrick II hadn't looked ugly, Yuyi might have added a plan to keep him in captivity and keep slices.
After much deliberation, Lapis finally adopted the method of Kame Immortal. In the horrified eyes of Carrick II, he used [Demon Sealing Wave] to seal him in a jar and affixed the seal.
Regarding the question of whether a rice cooker must be used for Mo Fengbo, Lapis also specifically asked Kame Immortal for advice, and the answer he got was not necessarily.
When Wu Taidou used a rice cooker to seal the Big Demon King Piccolo, he just left in a hurry and didn't find a more convenient container, so he just took the rice cooker at home with him after eating.
As a result, Kame Sento and Crane Sento had no choice but to buy new rice cookers.
Lapis did not really throw the sealed jar into the septic tank. After all, it was troublesome to find the septic tank. Carrick II might escape and swim in the septic tank at some point.
Lapis threw the can into his backpack. Lapis believed that there was no better place in the world to hide things than his backpack.
Finished dealing with Carrick II.
Lapis looked at the home he had finally built that had been turned into ruins because of the battle just now. Even the water in the ten-kilometer lake had flowed away due to the cracks in the ground. The big tree that raised the tree elves It was also tilted to the side, and it was terrible to see.
It was not until this moment that the king was able to speak.
The king, who didn't know whether his race was cat or dog, came to Lapis, bowed deeply to Lapis, and said sincerely: "Mr. Lapis, I would like to thank you on behalf of all the people on earth. You saved the world again." Earth, you are the hero of all people on earth. When you return home, I will send people to build a statue of you for people to look up to."
"No, no, no, I can't bear it." Lapis shook his head repeatedly.How painful would it be for him to build a statue of himself to show to others? It's very embarrassing, okay?
"What happened today is not due to me alone. My partners have paid more than me. They have shed blood for the kingdom and fought desperately against the enemy. It should be okay for the king to give them some rewards, right?" Lapis pointed. Sun Wukong, Krillin, Yamcha, Kame Sennin and others.
Strive for the right benefits at the right time. Lapis himself does not need this reward, but these people do.
Being an unsung hero like in the original novel is something Lapis would not advocate.
If you have sacrificed, fought, and worked hard for the kingdom, you should be treated and respected accordingly.
The kingdom has no reason to let its heroes shed blood and tears.
In the original work, the Z warriors who have saved the earth countless times live a life of poverty.
The most direct manifestation is that in order to support the family's expenses, Qiqi reduced her clothes and went on a diet. She was reluctant to buy even a good piece of clothing. She had to bargain and compare when shopping and hiring tutors. She was simply a sluggish person in the world.
But Satan, who stole the fruits of victory, lived a luxurious life and enjoyed the admiration and support of thousands of people. Just thinking about it made him angry.
"This is as it should be." The king nodded, agreed, and then walked aside to discuss with General Luoyenai.
Weiss came over and said: "The earth is like this now. It doesn't look like there is anything delicious anymore. You will definitely be busy for a while, so I will go back to the God of Destruction first."
"Okay, I'm really in trouble this time, senior." Lapis said.
"It's not really a trouble. During the long time, it's good to do something to pass the time, otherwise it would be too boring. I don't like sleeping like Lord Beerus."
"Goodbye, everyone." Weiss waved his hand in a very elegant and gentlemanly manner, and with a tap of his scepter, it turned into a white light that rose into the sky and disappeared into the vast universe.
Lapis began to arrange the next work.
"Wukong, sister, you all can teleport. You go and deal with the remaining monsters on the earth and those Slug's men. I'm going to Namek now to collect dragon balls, resurrect Neru and restore the earth. Leave it as it is, otherwise we won’t have anywhere to sleep tonight.”
"Then... what about us?" Klin and Yamcha asked anxiously.
They were not scheduled.
"Just wait here."
"We can fight."
"You can't move instantly, the efficiency is too slow."
Of course, Lapis didn't mention the fact that they might not be able to defeat those monsters.
I looked at them and their expressions were not very good.
"Let's do this, Klin, Yamcha, Tianjin rice, and dumplings. You can move around in the western continent and help survive. If you see monsters hurting people, stop them in time, but you must do what you can, and fight really hard. Just call me a helper." Lapis thought for a while and then said, leaving them idle might make them feel uncomfortable.
No one wants to be useless.
"Okay." Several people nodded.
"What about me?" Turtle Immortal asked.
"You, the old man, can just read magazines here. If you, the old man, are asked to take action, what will we do when we grow up? Isn't that right?"
"..."
"When did you kid know how to respect the old and love the young? Then take me to watch a movie next time..."
Lapis: "..."
Lapis left in a swish and rushed to Namek.
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