RNP Chapter 164
Chapter 164
The next day, a brand new video appeared on He Xiaobai's homepage, which attracted the attention of many netizens.
"Youyou~ The whole brother sent a video, it won't be a spit on the movie being taken down!"
"Maybe! After all, his movie has only been online for a few days, hahahaha~ This is taken down! And he immediately put up this video. "
Maybe really
~" "Haha~ I want to laugh when I talk about this."
"Laugh? Just laugh! People took the money earned at the box office of this movie, but they directly bought 20 million cars!
People are still in college, look at other people's lives!
Not dashing, fast or unhappy?
It also the mentality of all of us! As
soon as these words came out, the few people who were still laughing suddenly fell silent.
"Okay, why are you saying this?"
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Everyone clicked on He Xiaobai's video.
Or that familiar beginning.
"This video is pure entertainment, and I hope everyone will be a sunny and cheerful big boy! Heha~"
The beginning of the video is directly yesterday when the four fierce gangsters robbed the gold store.
"Robbery? These gangsters look dangerous!
"Here I know! When I was still shopping yesterday, I saw these four people rushing into the store, directly hitting and smashing, it was really terrifying!
I was right next to me then! Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise I would have suffered!"
"You run fast?
That's a shame! Hahaha, I didn't see the scene like that, I really laughed to death!"
"Brothers and sisters, please remember how vicious these gangsters are now!"
"Poof~ I'm already starting to laugh!"
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The unknown audience continued to look down.
The video goes fast.
He Xiaobai's editing technique is very good, so that all the highlights and climax are displayed in front of the audience.
I saw that the gangster was holding a "gun" in his hand and pointing at He Xiaobai.
Because of the requirements of the audit, He Xiaobai deliberately turned this gun into a banana.
And as soon as this scene came out, the audience immediately laughed.
"Poof~ It's over, this fierce and vicious person suddenly took a banana out, this contrast, I want to die of laughter!"
"In order to prevent everyone from ignoring the facts, I tell you that this gangster is actually holding a real gun!
I guess the real gun has not been reviewed, so it was replaced by a banana
! Haha~ It's really funny!"
"Thank you, Menggu Man!"
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He Xiaobai's picture is well focused, and everyone can see the bruises on the leader's head because of excessive force, and the face that caused him to be suffocated.
"I'm curious, why doesn't this gangster shoot?!"
"I think this gangster just doesn't dare to shoot, and I don't know where this gun came from."
"This gun will not be a fake gun..."
However, the next scene is full of comedy.
The three bandits squatted on the ground, constantly gesturing at the handful of "bananas" on the ground.
The hands were compared to rock-paper-scissors, which were standard and strange postures.
"What are they doing?"
"What kind of robber is this?"
"They're here to
..." "These guys are still facing the banana on the ground..."
Until later, He Xiaobai directly slapped the more than 200 pounds of gangsters.
The scene was extremely explosive.
But Shiro's voice acting is very cute.
Click~(Face slapping
)Throw~(Takeoff
)Oh ♂~(wailing
)Snap~(Face Floor)
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"I didn't see it clearly when I was live broadcasting, but now I find out when I slow down mine!
It turns out that the whole brother is so awesome!"
"Under this slap, the fat man of more than 200 pounds can't fly."
What kind of unicorn arm is this?
"This go to participate in what village cow people absolutely quack to take the first!"
"With such great strength, moving bricks must be very fast, right?"
"Blind student, you found Huadian !"
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Behind is the picture of He Xiaobai asking the gangster to do a squat and the two security guards.
He Xiaobai even gave enough close-ups.
That small pistol showed the "weakness of human nature" of the two gangsters to the fullest.
"Cauldron, can you not do it?"
The muzzle was raised: "Huh~?"
"I'm sorry!"
"Pout your ass a little higher, and the movements should be standard!"
“$$#￥@#..."
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These scenes laughed and these netizens leaned forward and backward.
"Ma Ya~ Let these evil gangsters do squats! It's really yours too, whole!
"These two gangsters are estimated to have greeted the entire ancestor for 18 generations!"
"How happy I was when I grabbed those gold and silver jewelry at the beginning, how fucked I am doing this squat now~" "
It's worthy of being a gangster, I can even do 100 squats!"
I can't even do 30
" "Lao Tzu squatted in the pit for a long time, and he was dizzy when he stood up..." "
I guess you are a contemporary college student!"
“..."
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The appearance of the two security guards behind also brought a wave of laughter to the audience.
"These two people saw the gangsters running faster than anyone else, and as soon as the police came, they lay in the groove, how did they flash in front of the gangsters in an instant!"
"It's a well-trained security guard!"
"The salary of the security guard 2800, what do you still want him to do with the explosion-proof wall?" "But
even so, coming up to take pictures at the first time made me a little uncomfortable."
"You go up and fight heroically, maybe the leader may not care about you! But you took a picture and posted a feed!
How can the leader forget you?
"This big security brother is a smart person!"
"Learned, learned!"
"The next time I enter the leader's office, I will also take pictures and send news!"
“？"
"Leader: I really thank you!"
“...."
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A group of netizens, watching He Xiaobai's video, laughed.
However, laughing and laughing, their smiles froze at once.
The end is the picture of He Xiaobai, sitting in a luxury car and comforting Senior Sister Ye Ziqing.
The following striking line of text: Vast number of compatriots, don't laugh, you won't have a girlfriend, right?
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【Received grievance value from Li Chunfeng: +106、+111、+96....】【Received grudge value from Luo Zitao: +104、+124、+97.....】【Received grudge value from Li Yu: +112、+98、+101
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As
soon as these words came out, even the barrage stopped for a while.
Then came the explosion.
"Brother Qiao, there is no grievance or enmity with you, why do you treat me like this?!"
"Woooo
I'm still grinning with my big teeth!"
"Don't say it, bro... Please don't say it~
" "I fuck - blast!"
"Your grandmother's, I completely broke my defense with this sentence! Everyone laughs well, why are you doing this to us?!"
"Damn, I'm not so uncomfortable when I come and grab my line!"
"Ye is like a dog on the side of the road, he was finally happy and happy, and he was suddenly kicked!"
"What a damn you! Whole brother!"
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At the same time, He Xiaobai's "Old Corpse in a Mountain Village" was also launched in foreign countries.
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