Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture

Chapter 138: Stupidity Everywhere (3)



Chapter 138: Stupidity Everywhere (3)

It was obvious that Ying's ability to be sarcastic had almost reached its limit, and Jing Yuan didn't dare to say anything, for fear that she would say something shocking in the next second.

Now, he can only pray that his part will pass quickly.

In the video, Fu Xuan seemed to have heard his prayers and finally ended the part about Jing Yuan and returned to himself.

"I am Major General Fu Xuansama~"

"The cutest Fu Xuan-sama~"

“A hard working life~”

"Not only does he manage things, he also does odd jobs~"

[Theresa: Nonsense, Theresa is obviously the cutest! Theresa is the cutest in the world! ]

[Hei Xier: You should give up other women and only promote the super cute Xier! ]

[Beng-Xier: ...Don't be like this, my other self.]

【Iron-Xier: ? ? 】

[March 7: The relationship between our universes is so complicated...]

The music continues.

"The boss and his subordinates are like a family~"

"Everyone loves to slack off, there's nothing we can do about it~"

"They are so weird~"

"How cool it is to quit your job~"

In the picture, Qingque is holding a salted fish-shaped pillow, taking a rest with a comfortable look on his face.

Jing Yuan plays with cats and birds, and is the main character who does not do his job seriously.

Barbatos gave him a thumbs up.

【Jing Yuan: Fu Qing...resigned?】

[Jing Yuan: Impossible, absolutely impossible! ]

[Jing Yuan: This immortal boat will not disperse without her! ]

[Ying: Hey, you are quite self-aware! ]

[Wendy: He might be thinking that if Fu Xuan quits, wouldn't he have to handle the work himself?]

[Jing Yuan: ... (Can this be discovered?)]

[Wendy:......(Hey, I'm also an old slacker! When Jean almost abdicated, I thought the same thing!)]

This might be the reason why this race of lazy monsters have such telepathic connection!

Fortunately, Fu Xuan’s mention of resignation in the video was just talk, and the song continued.

"Ha~ What shall we do when the train arrives~"

"Catch the Star Core Hunter, I'm still investigating~"

In the picture, Xing, who was squatting in a trash can eating a watermelon, and Ren, who had a flower in his hair and sunglasses, took turns to appear on the scene.

[Ying: Why do you have an accent, Fu Xuan? ]

[Qingque: I think Master Taibu also has an accent! ]

【Ying: Sparrow food, sister has an accent. 】

"Oh~ I was the one who took the lead in the interrogation~"

"Look at the master and the apprentice, they are both silly and stubborn~"

“Oh~”

The ones who appeared this time were Jing Yuan and the 'Moonlight' swordsman Yan Qing.

Yan Qing was obsessed with swords, just like a child who loves toys and keeps buying them. He spent all his pocket money to buy most of the swords produced by the Gongzao Division - flying swords operated by true qi, short blades for close combat, and flexible swords that can be extended freely...

He knows every specification and function of the gun by heart, and often buys two, one for use after unpacking, and one for safekeeping. By the end of the month, he often ends up with "eating the general, using the general, and begging for the general".

Therefore, Yan Qing is also called the 'Moonlight' Swordsman.

[Yanqing: Silly...stubborn...you're not talking about me, right?]

[Jing Yuan: So you mean me? ]

【Yanqing:......】

【Yanqing: Okay, you are talking about me. 】

[Kumi: No, weren't you very brave before? Stand up!]

[Yan Qing: Fu Taibu has said that I am stubborn, so I am just listening to advice! ]

The main reason is that playing with the general makes me feel like my IQ is being crushed... If it's just pure force, Yan Qing can still hold on, but the general really has no martial ethics...

Forget it, don’t bother with these tactics, they are all dirty-hearted.

Yanqing comforted himself.

Forget it, just listen to the music peacefully.

Since he didn't dare to say anything, the general could only listen to Fu Xuan's sarcastic remarks.

In the live broadcast room, Fu Xuan continued singing.

"You cheat, you love to kill~"

"What do you guys want to do~"

"We have to keep fighting~"

"The general is going offline~"

In the picture, a cat with Jingyuan's hairstyle is crying with tears in his eyes: "Help me, Mr. Shenjun!"

[Jing Yuan: Offline? Who? Me?]

[Qingque: ah? Doesn't that mean that Master Taibu has a chance to succeed to the throne? Who else in the Taibu Division can catch me in the future? ]

[Qingque: That Taibusi, from now on you will be my little Qingque... ahem, well, I got excited, don't worry about it, just pretend you didn't hear it.]

[Ying: I heard it! I heard it with both ears! I’ll tell her when Fu Xuan comes back! ]

[Qingque: Tell me... just tell me! You're saying it as if Master Taibu will let me off if he doesn't know about this.]

【March 7: You are still the one who lives a transparent life! 】

【Qingque: Low profile, low profile.】

I don’t know how Fu Xuan will react when he knows this, but now, she is singing quite happily.

"One more, one more~"

"The general is injured and falls down, so go wherever it's cool~"

"I, Lord Fu, have taken over~"

[Jing Yuan: Are we almost at the fantasy stage? ]

[Yan Qing: Fu Taibu wants to be a general... Let's not talk about anything else, let's first change the habit of everyone falling asleep whenever she opens her mouth.]

[Ying: Why? Isn't this the standard for leaders? ]

【Jing Yuan: Who said that? I don’t have this problem.】

【Keqing: Is it because you were the first one to fall asleep? 】

【Jing Yuan: ......】

The music continues.

"I am the acting general Fu Sa Ma~"

"Tsundere Loli is cute and cool~"

"End the oppression of darkness~"

“Welcome to beauty and prosperity~”

[Jing Yuan: In Fu Qing's eyes, the immortal boat I lead is actually the oppression of darkness? ]

【Hu Tao: What else? Are you working? Isn't this just exploitation?】

[Jing Yuan: Who said I didn't do any work? The position of general is not that easy to obtain! ]

Sure enough, the next moment, Fu Xuan came running to clear Jing Yuan’s name.

"Only when you get to the top can you tell the truth~"

"Work is increasing instead of decreasing~"

"Pick up a rock and hit yourself~"

"Where is Qingque Moyu hiding~"

【Bluebird:? 】

[Qingque: Why did you think of me at this time? Are you asking me to help you? ]

[Qingque: I am just a small employee of the Taipu Division who manages the library. I can’t do this job.]

[Jing Yuan: Oh? Since Fu Qing thinks Miss Qingque is qualified for the job in the General's Mansion, then she must be talented and knowledgeable, right? ]

[Jing Yuan: Looks like I have to consider transferring you from the Taibusi to the General's Mansion... The General's Mansion is very short of manpower! ]

[Qingque: No! I can’t do that! General, please think twice!]

[Ying: The scene where the slacker was caught. ]

In the video, Fu Xuan, who couldn't find Qingque, successfully awakened Qingque's soul - and gave up!

"I don't want to do it~"

“No no no~”

"Struggling in the sea of ​​work~"

“The more work I do, the more headaches I have~”


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