Chapter 957 You can have one
Chapter 957 You can have one
[Final blow, baby, if you can talk, then say more.]
[Every point is spot on.]
[It's specifically for inserting tubes into people's lungs.]
[As expected, when naturally cut open, the inside is usually black.]
[Speaking of which, I feel the same goes for God of Destruction, after all, it incorporates the wisdom of the End, the Red King, and the Great Tree King, and also integrates technologies from various countries.]
The problem is, isn't the concept of integrating the strengths of various schools of thought already present in our traditional culture?
[The techniques of the Ziwei Star Palace were all learned bit by bit from various countries by their predecessors, acquired through their own abilities. To compare them with the false gods of the Order Academy is rather insulting.]
[Click here. Directly replicating a 1:1 copy is plagiarism, but being able to apply it is called learning and mastering.]
Iya's words left Hazard speechless, and he could only slump in his seat, sweat dripping from his temples to the ground.
Then, as if to comfort himself, he began to mutter to himself:
"I am creating a god, exploring the pinnacle of human wisdom..."
"Everything I've done is ultimately for the purpose of enabling us to regain divine guidance, so that we no longer have to grope aimlessly in the darkness of consciousness and wisdom..."
He spoke with increasing confidence and unwavering conviction, finally declaring firmly, "Yes, we are climbing to the pinnacle of human wisdom, as long as we achieve the creation of a god..."
"Even the crisis facing the World Tree will eventually be resolved."
"This should be the ultimate dream after completing my studies, and for it... any price is worth paying!"
Upon hearing this, Iya frowned slightly: "Well... as a little bird that's not even two years old, I don't quite understand your ultimate dream of completing your studies."
"I just think you're contradicting yourself, you know?"
"You said that creating gods is the embodiment of the pinnacle of human wisdom, which means that after reaching the pinnacle of wisdom, you are already able to create gods."
"If that's the case, then as the creator of the gods, why do you obey the guidance of your own creations?"
"Do you believe that the creature you create can surpass you in this respect? If it can surpass you, then why are you so certain that you can create it?"
"If he cannot surpass him, then why do you follow his guidance, just because he is God?"
"Aren't you attacking yourself with your own theories?"
Behind her, Elhesen mused, "Oh... it's like a god creating a stone he can't lift."
"This statement is essentially a paradox."
"God is omnipotent, so he can create everything. But if he creates a stone that he cannot lift, it means he is not omnipotent. However, if God cannot create a stone that he cannot lift, it means he cannot create everything."
Ying nodded: "Yes, that certainly fits the logic described by this great sage."
"According to his understanding, since gods are omnipotent, creating gods is equivalent to reaching the pinnacle of human wisdom."
"And as long as gods are created, humanity will no longer encounter problems under their guidance."
"But the problem is that if there are questions that only gods can answer and humans cannot answer, then that precisely shows that humans have not yet reached the pinnacle of wisdom."
"But if humanity has reached the pinnacle of wisdom, then it means that the questions that humans can answer can also be answered by the gods."
"Then why do humans still follow the guidance of gods?"
Paimon immediately chimed in, "I know that! In the Liyue story, it's called a contradiction!"
[With each word spoken, the wise man's blood pressure soared above 200.]
This part is exceptionally funny.
[It's really laughable. He claims that creating gods is the pinnacle of human wisdom, but even after reaching the pinnacle of wisdom, one still has to obey the guidance of the gods... He didn't even realize the flaw in this theory!]
I suspect the combined intelligence of these royalist sages might not even equal that of a mature banana.
[Liyue: It's certainly valuable to have divine guidance, but even if humans can conquer nature, the path ahead still needs to be walked by humanity itself... Huh? You mean after you've conquered nature, you still need to follow divine guidance? Then what have you conquered?]
Iya shook his head: "I now seriously doubt the assessment system of the Faculty Council. How did someone like you, whose theories are so contradictory, become a sage?"
She looked thoughtful: "Could it be that Uncle Caesar went easy on us?"
"you you you……"
Azar pointed at Iya with trembling fingers, then directly accused Iya from another angle:
Say whatever you want!
"You'll never understand the joy of a god being born in your own hands. With your wisdom... you're simply not capable of comprehending such an emotion! You'll never understand!"
"..."
Iya remained silent at the opportune moment.
After a long silence, he slowly spoke: "I don't really understand things like wisdom, after all, I'm not even two years old yet."
"Although I have traveled all over the country and broadened my horizons over the years."
"But I haven't systematically studied any knowledge."
“But I don’t agree with your statement. I can experience the joy of a god being born in my own hands, even in very simple ways.”
Iya crossed his arms and smiled confidently: "After all... if I wanted to create a god, I could just have one!"
Where did they learn such outrageous remarks?
[The words may be rough, but the principle is sound...]
[Waaah... Just thinking about my sweet little Yiya having babies in the future makes me so... excited!]
[↑I can't even imagine what a baby with Iya's looks would look like.]
[I just don't know which man will end up with her. The thought of my sweet daughter possibly being kidnapped by some blond guy... I'm getting really angry at the opposite-sex NPCs in this game right now!]
[This dialogue sounds like something the screenwriter wrote in a dream after eating too many mushrooms; it's so cheesy it's unbelievable.]
Ying, standing behind him, reminded him, "You can't say things like that carelessly, or your elders will issue a warrant for the arrest of any boy your age throughout Liyue."
Iya waved his hand: "I was just saying. I don't really have that idea. I'm just stating the facts."
“I am the offspring of a god, so I am not a mortal even though I was born. According to human logic, any being that is far superior to humans can be called a god.”
At this point, Iya suddenly had a look of realization: "Oh~ this can't be the real reason why you want to create a god, can it?"
"You believe that the existence of gods is far superior to that of humans."
“But you don’t think that the Little Lucky Grass King is superior to humans in status, so you think she is not worthy to lead you.”
“You do not regard her as a deity, and you are unwilling to acknowledge her rightful status as a deity, therefore you are at odds with the reformists.”
"You're not a royalist at all; you're just on the same side as the royalists in terms of stance!"
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