Chapter 38 Twisting the Neck Right
Chapter 38 Twisting the Neck Right
The first person to see this scene was Tanjiro. He walked out of the bathroom and came into the house, and saw me lying on the bed at a glance.
Tanjiro walked forward in confusion. Neither the appearance, nor the smell, nor the body proportions were the same as the Brahma Thousand City he remembered. And the smell now seemed very familiar, as if he had smelled it somewhere before.
"Is it really... Mr. Fan Gong?"
Tanjiro closed his eyes and thought for a while, but still couldn't think of anything. But this time he opened his eyes and finally saw that there was another person besides me.
Although the petite body was different from what I remembered, her clothing and appearance were exactly as I had imagined.
"You..."
Tanjiro was about to shout loudly, but quickly stopped himself. Seeing Nezuko and I sleeping soundly, he didn't want to disturb us, so he slowly walked to his bed and combed his wet hair.
At this moment, Jiguo Yuanyi, who had gone out to buy food, came back. When he saw all this, he suddenly smiled, as if he was in a particularly good mood today, but that smile disappeared after a moment.
Tanjiro said after seeing Yoichiro Tsugakuni coming in after buying food.
"Mr. Yunyi, let me do it."
Tsugikokuen glanced at Tanjiro, whose hair was not even combed, and after a moment's silence, he thought of what he had experienced on Mount Fuji.
"No need, go and rest first."
"Ah? Master Yunyi, wait a minute..."
Before Tanjiro could finish his words, Tsugokuni Yoshiichi walked into the kitchen and closed the door. Witnessing all this, Tanjiro was stunned and showed an extremely rare panic.
Yoshiichi Tsugakuni, the top player in Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba, is almost perfect in terms of strength, appearance and character. However, he has a fatal flaw, that is, he is a human cursed by the God of Cooking, so he cannot match the woman of God X.
In Tanjiro's memory, Tanjiro ate meals made by Yoriichi Tsugakuni twice in total, which became an indelible painful memory in his memory.
For example, I would like to ask everyone here, who would use half a bag of salt when cooking? For a 500-gram salt, he would only use 250 grams. With this cooking skill, he might even burn the sweet potato.
It happened that at this moment, I suddenly woke up. For a ghost like me who can often eat blood, sleeping is just a way to pass the time.
As soon as I woke up, I felt something pressing on my chest. I looked down and found a small head.
"Fuck! What the hell is this?"
I jumped out of bed in fright, and Nezuko was also awakened by my reaction, looking at me straight with a very intelligent look.
"Nezuko!"
Tanjiro on the side quickly stepped forward and hugged Nezuko. He was very excited, with tears in the corners of his eyes.
I just looked at everything unfamiliar around me in confusion and just stood there, not knowing what to do.
After a while, Tanjiro and I calmed down and sat together and chatted for a while.
"So...Mr. Fan Gong, you are a ghost."
"Ah."
"Thank you."
"There's no need for that. I just felt annoyed with that ghost, so I took action."
The two of us were sitting on chairs and chatting, and Nezuko sat on my legs and hugged me. When I saw clearly that it was Nezu, I acquiesced.
This little bean looks so cute, who wouldn’t like it?
Just as we were chatting, the kitchen door opened and Ji Guoyuan came out carrying two plates of something unknown.
"Huh? Wake up."
I was so scared that I was stunned. I thought I was somewhere else, but it turned out to be a haunted house.
"Uh...yeah...yeah..."
Ji Guoyuan walked forward and placed two dishes on the table. One was black and no one knew what it was, but the other one was quite clear; it was sashimi.
"Have a meal."
The voice of Tsugakuni Yoriichi reached my ears, and I immediately sat up straight, and so did Tanjiro, except for Nezuko who was lying on my lap.
Ji Guoyuan was sitting opposite me and looking at me. I didn't dare to look up. Finally, I picked up the chopsticks and took a look at the food on the table. In the end, I chose to pick up the black thing. The more dangerous something is, the safer it is. That should be the case.
Just when I was about to put it into my mouth, I glanced at Tanjiro. He had just picked it up and put it in his mouth. I could clearly see the sweat on his forehead and the look of despair on his face. Seeing this, I suddenly wanted to give up.
[“Could this be made with the help of breathing techniques? Am I going to die by self-immolation?!”] I said silently in my mind, and I was reluctant to eat the food that was passed to my mouth.
But under the threat of someone's gaze, I had to put it in my mouth.
At this moment, I seemed to forget the time.
My memories before the time travel appeared in front of me. At that moment, I saw all the memories of coming to this world.
Brother Mou, I wronged you. This guy is really a monster!
Boom!
I was so stimulated by this that I fell off the stool and onto the ground, and Nezuko fell on top of me.
"Mr. Fan Gong! What's wrong with you?!"
[“Fuck, the revolving lantern has come out.]
Tanjiro quickly helped me up, and with the help of Tanjiro and all my strength, I finally crawled back to the table. What greeted me was a calm-looking Yoriichi Tsugikoku.
"Are you okay?"
"It's alright, uncle. It's so salty that it tastes bitter. If you want to kill me, just say so."
"...the recipe says one scoop..."
At that time, in order to change my taste buds back to human taste buds, I gave my tongue countless injections. Although my taste buds turned back to human taste buds, my tongue also became very sensitive.
"One spoon? This spoon of yours... can make the food salty and bitter? You're not using a spoon, are you?"
Hearing this, Ji Guoyuan put down his bowl and chopsticks, pretended to think, and quickly gave an answer.
"Is not it?"
I no longer wanted to talk to this man who had such a hard time cooking, so I picked up my chopsticks and prepared to try other dishes, but I was still teasing him.
"There's the King of Hell in Hell, but there's actually a King of Salt like you in the human world!"
But after what happened just now, although I wanted to try other dishes, I didn’t have the courage to try another one without knowing what the food was, so to be on the safe side, I asked Yuichiro Tsugikoku.
"What's the other plate?"
"fish."
"What fish?"
"Sea fish."
"I know. What I want to ask is what is the name of this fish?"
"do not know."
I was left speechless by his series of answers, but I continued to ask.
“What does this fish look like?”
Yuichiro Tsugikuni did not hide anything and directly described what happened when he was processing the fish.
"It's very small."
"Just, it's gone?"
Hearing this, Jigoku Yoshiichi seemed to have thought of something, and after thinking in his mind that there should be no problem in saying it out loud, he spoke.
"When I was handling the fish, it seemed like it was asleep but also dead, and if it was dead it would have gone bad. So I tried tapping its head and it woke up, but for some reason it suddenly became bloated, and that was it."
When I heard his answer, my heart suddenly tightened. I quickly used chopsticks to stop Tanjiro who was about to pick up the fish fillet, and looked at Tsugakuni Yoriichi with an expression as if I wanted to kill him, and said.
"You bought puffer fish?!"
"...What is a pufferfish?"
[Author: "The most common way to cook pufferfish in Japan is as sashimi. I haven't eaten it, so I can't write about it, but it's almost the same as pickled pufferfish. Pufferfish is poisonous, and the internal organs and gallbladder contain the most toxins. If you don't handle it properly and don't go to the hospital in time after eating it, you will be poisoned."]
I picked up a piece of fish fillet and looked at it from left to right. It was very neat and clean, but that didn't mean it was not poisonous.
I put it in my mouth and chewed it. As expected, it was poisonous.
Although it is poisonous, it cannot be wasted. Besides, this poison is nothing to me. After swallowing it, my body will automatically decompose the toxin and it will be gone in one to two seconds.
I looked at Tsugikoku Yoshiichi and the scene of him eating the fish fillet emerged in my mind. Although I didn't know whether he would be poisoned to death, I was sure that he must feel bad.
Suddenly I felt a little regretful. I might as well let him eat it. It would be better if he died. There's no need to suffer this anger.
"It's a goddamn miracle you made it to the end of your life."
.........
That was it. The meal ended hastily. I only ate one bite, Tanjiro ate half a bowl, and Tsugumi Enishi ate a whole bowl, because it was shameful to waste! As for Nezuko, Tanjiro didn't dare to let her eat, and he didn't know whether ghosts could eat food normally.
After I had packed everything up, I suddenly stood up and walked out of the house.
Just as I was about to walk out the door, a knife was put to my neck, and Ji Guoyuanyi still spoke in a calm tone.
"Where to go?"
"I didn't say I was going to run."
I pushed his knife away with my hand. I would definitely run, but not at this time. The side effects of the status removal have not fully recovered yet. Even if I was in my prime, I couldn't outrun him.
Just like that, Ji Guoyuan came behind me, stuck close to me, not letting me get away from him even one meter away.
Why do I feel like this is a bit weird?
[“Is this guy going to be gay?”]
I didn't resist, or rather I didn't dare to. So I walked a few miles outside the house and stopped.
It is difficult for humans to see clearly in the dark, but this is not necessarily the case for ghosts. On the contrary, the darker it is, the clearer I can see.
Suddenly I saw the white figure, and I immediately picked up a stone and threw it over. I heard an animal screaming and then twitching on the ground.
"What are you doing?"
Tsugikoku Yuichi asked me in confusion, but I ignored him and walked straight towards the animals.
"It's none of your business."
When I arrived, I found a rabbit with a wound on its leg.
"Wow, little bunny, so cute."
I reached out and held the rabbit on the ground in my hand and continued speaking.
"Hey, what should I do if the little rabbit is injured?"
Jiguo Yuanyi was a little confused. Didn't you make this thing? But he didn't say anything and just stood aside and looked at me.
I looked at the injured little rabbit calmly. Suddenly, a smile appeared on my face and I gently twisted the rabbit's head to the right with my hand.
Click.
"The neck is twisted on the right side. Take him back for treatment. Oh, I am such a philanthropist~"
"What...are you doing?" I was stunned by this sudden scene.
I glanced at Yuichiro Tsugikoku, snorted, turned around and said.
"Hunting? Or what?"
After a quarter of an hour, many little rabbits were brought back to the haunted house after having their necks twisted.
After I brought it back, I didn’t dare let Yoriichi Tsugakuni do it, but Tanjiro was taking care of Nezuko, so I had to put on an apron and walk towards the kitchen with the "cute" little rabbit.
The ancestor of ghosts, an ambitious young man who traveled from the 21st century, actually became a nanny. What a shame.
"If I hadn't seen how hungry Tanjiro and Nezuko were, I wouldn't have cared." He said. He thought: ["Actually, I washed my tongue with other food. Now my mouth still tastes salty and bitter...(;′⌒`)"]
After a while, all kinds of rabbits were brought back to the table, some roasted, some boiled, some fried, and some stir-fried, with all kinds of looks, aromas, and flavors.
So we had dinner again, but this time it was different. Tsugumi Yuichiro's was biological weapons, while mine was the imperial court meal.
[Author: Anyway, it’s delicious, I don’t want to write too much. ]
late at night.
Tanjiro and Nezuko slept, and only Yoriichi Tsugakuni and I didn't. I had no place to sleep, and I don't know about him.
"sleep."
Tsugumi Yuichiro's calm voice reached my ears.
"Where do I sleep?"
Jiguo Yuanyi pointed to his bed.
"That."
"how about you?"
"That too."
"Does that mean we sleep together?"
"Ah."
ˉ\_(ツ)_/ˉ
Listen, is this what a man said to another man? What a lewd and vicious word!
I looked at his calm appearance, sighed helplessly, and turned to walk towards Tanjiro.
"Forget it, sleeping with you is worse than committing suicide. I'm going to sleep with Tanjiro..."
I was interrupted before I could finish my words. I heard the stern voice of Yuichiro Tsugakuin from behind me, and felt like a knife was at my neck.
"No, you can't leave my sight."
Without waiting for my answer, he suddenly reached out and pulled me onto the bed, pressed me with his knees, and pinched my wrists with his hands, pressing me on the bed, while holding the Nichirin Sword in his right hand against my throat.
"Go to sleep, or I'll nail you to the wall with my Nichirin sword."
I was being pressed down by him, and I didn't know why my face turned red, but it was soon covered by anger. Why did you have to be half of Brother Jie when you can do anything else? (╬??皿??)
"Ji! Guo! Yuan! Yi! You pervert!!! You... um..."
He used the blade of the Nichirin sword to cut my neck in half, causing me to lose my voice and be unable to speak. Couldn't he have used a gentler approach?
"Silence."
I struggled on the bed for a while and then stopped. I thought if I continued to struggle, he would really nail me to the wall with his Nichirin Sword.
Under someone's coercion, I had to sleep with him. Actually, there was nothing wrong with sleeping with him. It's between men, so what's there to be embarrassed about?
But what I am afraid of is my habit.
Sure enough, I fell asleep after a while, and my habit began again. I turned sideways, crossed my legs over his... uh... that part anyway, and put my hands on his chest, and fell asleep while holding him in a side hug.
Tsugikoku Yuichi: You... go to sleep..."
【Author: This is not something I intended to write. The previous author asked me to write it. _(:3」∠)_】
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