RNP Chapter 478 Hua Xi
Chapter 478 Hua Xi
Hei Xia Zi and Wu Xie and the others ran around on the road, and finally stopped in front of an inconspicuous shop.
"Okay! We probably won't have a good life from now on!"
Hei Xia Zi's words made Fatty Wang's heart hang in the air. "Hei Ye, what do you mean by this?"
Hei Xia Zi was wearing sunglasses, but Wu Xie could feel his eyes were staring at his right pocket.
"The people of Pangu are not fools. It is not difficult to tell from Wu Xie's expression and actions just now that the so-called treasure bag is fake. I guess neither of us knows the real thing."
Hei Xia Zi withdrew his eyes from Wu Xie's right pocket and walked into the store.
"Wu Xie, what Hei Ye said is not true, is it? Are you really hiding something from me?" Fatty Wang glanced suspiciously at Hei Xia Zi who came into the store, then came up to Wu Xie and asked in a low voice.
"The brocade bag is indeed fake. I only discovered it after I opened it, but the real thing also appeared after I opened it. But I don't know what it is either." Wu Xie whispered in Fatty Wang's ear.
Hei Xiazi suddenly poked his head out and said, "Stop messing around outside and come in!"
Wu Xie and Fatty Wang were both shocked, but they still followed Hei Xia Zi's instructions and walked into the store.
As soon as they entered the store, Wu Xie and Fatty Wang were shocked. They didn't expect that the store, which looked so shabby on the outside, could be so luxurious inside, with a Western-style spiral staircase, crystal chandeliers hanging high on the ceiling, and silver-decorated wall lamp posts.
"Master Hei, where did you bring us to? The Western Magic World?"
Wu Xie and Fatty Wang stood in the middle of the store and looked around.
"Heiye! The people you brought this time are much more interesting than last time!"
Suddenly, a coquettish laugh was heard from the spiraling stairs to the second floor.
Wu Xie and Fatty Wang looked up and saw a plump beauty leaning against a Roman column, holding a Western pipe in her hand, with exquisite and fashionable curly hair, a red dot at the end of her eye, and a pair of flaming red lips.
"Hua Xi, we are two people who have never seen the world. We have to trouble you with something this time!"
The man with black glasses lit a long cigarette and looked at Hua Xi on the second floor through the smoke.
Hua Xi lay on the railing in a seductive manner, "What about the time when Mr. Hei begs me?"
Hei Xiazi took the last puff of his cigarette and put it out in the ashtray at the staircase. "Aren't these two little burdens brought with them? If it weren't for them, I would have run back to Yanjing long ago! Why should I trouble you, old man?"
Hua Xi walked down the stairs step by step, "Then how is Mr. He going to pay me? With these two?"
Hua Xi circled around Wu Xie and Fatty Wang, and even pinched their buttocks. "The skinny one is okay, but the fat one might be a little difficult!"
Wu Xie and Fatty Wang both covered their buttocks at the same time and looked at Hei Xia Zi in horror, "Master Hei! You can't abandon us! We are your people in life and your ghosts in death!"
After hearing what the two said, Hua Xi looked at Hei Xia Zi in surprise, "Hei Ye! You are still okay with this!"
This act of Wu Xie and Wang Pangzi shocked Hei Xia Zi for the whole year. "Don't talk nonsense! I'm already in a relationship! The girl I have is much better than these two!"
Hua Xi burst into laughter, her tears almost blurring the eyeliner at the end of her eyes, "I was just teasing you! You took it seriously! With the personalities of the two of you, no one would want you to be gigolos!"
Hua Xi turned around and went upstairs, "Come with me!"
Wu Xie and Wang Pangzi, two quails, huddled behind Hei Xia Zi, "Master Hei!"
Hei Xia Zi followed him openly, "Don't worry! Hua Xi is just a little talkative, he won't really do anything to you."
Hua Xi led Hei Xia Zi and the other two all the way from the second floor to another door. They pushed open the iron door and saw a shabby van outside with a few local clothes inside.
"Master Hei, I can only help you up to this point! I can't help you with anything more. As for how to avoid being chased by those people, Master Hei should have his own way!"
After Hua Xi sent the three people out the door, he immediately closed the iron gate, as if nothing had happened.
Wu Xie and Fatty Wang looked at each other, then looked at Hei Xia Zi together, "Master Hei! What do you think we should do?"
Hei Xia Zi changed his clothes very familiarly, took out a toolbox from the car, and fiddled with it on his face. When he turned around, he looked like a different person, except for the sunglasses on his face.
"Come on! Let Hei Ye dress you up!"
Hei Xia Zi first pulled Wu Xie over, and after fiddling with him for a while, a completely different person appeared in front of Fatty Wang again. His weathered cheeks, dark skin, and cracked lips all revealed that he was a migrant worker who worked hard in the fields.
"Hurry, hurry, hurry! Change your clothes, and don't forget your hands, we'll tinker with them later."
Hei Xia Zi threw a set of dirty clothes and pants with several holes and a pair of torn Liberation shoes to Wu Xie.
Hei Xia Zi stretched out his hand and grabbed a fat man named Wang. When Wu Xie changed his clothes, he saw that the fat man, who was white and plump just now, had become frail and looked like he had a terminal illness. The bags under his eyes were almost drooping to the ground, his eyeballs were bloodshot, and his skin color was no different from the corpses in the morgue. His dark purple lips showed that this was a patient who would not live long.
"Okay! It's done! Fatty, go change your clothes! Wu Xie, come here and I'll do some more for you."
Fatty Wang looked at himself in the rearview mirror and was shocked by what he saw. Before he could show off, Hei Xiazi stopped him and said, "Fatty, you are a dying patient now. Wu Xie and I will pretend to be your relatives and take you to a big hospital for treatment."
After Hei Xia Zi dressed up Wu Xie, they got into the car and threw their own clothes directly in the corner. Hei Xia Zi also lit a fire, and after the flames went out, he rummaged through the garbage in the corner to completely cover up his traces.
"Wu Xie, remember this, you are now a migrant worker who works hard in the fields and you are also a mute! The man behind you is your third uncle!"
Hei Xia Zi played the script for the two of them while driving.
Wu Xie and Fatty Wang dressed up immediately. Wu Xie leaned against the glass window, motionless, with a sad look in his eyes.
Fatty Wang was lying on the flat back seat, his eyes half closed, his desire for life revealed in his eyes.
Sure enough, Hei Xia Zi and his companions had not driven out for long when they encountered Pangu's people checking the car.
Hei Xia Zi quickly changed his sunglasses, then walked up to them slowly, "Sir, what's going on? There's a patient in our car! We need to send him to a big hospital in a hurry!"
The Pangu people looked at him seriously, "Routine inspection! Open the door and let us take a look."
Hei Xia Zi opened the car door tremblingly, got out of the car and showed them the people in the car, "This is my uncle. When he was a child, he was too playful and fell into the water, which burned his brain. We finally raised him to this age. The barefoot doctor in our place said that he couldn't cure him, so he asked us to go to a big hospital for treatment."
"I have no other choice. My wife is the only child in the family and she insisted that I take him with me."
Pangu's people looked at the fat man lying on the back seat, covering their mouths with disgust, "Who did this up front?"
"He must be my uncle's nephew!"
Pangu's people immediately became suspicious, "What do you mean? How come you don't know him?"
"I came from another village. Everyone in that village has the same surname. I don't know how they should call each other."
This is when Fatty Wang needs to perform, "I am... I am his... his third uncle... uncle."
Wu Xie was also aroused at this time, "Ahhh, ahhhh!"
Pangu's people looked at the fat man in the back seat and the mute in the front seat, "He's still a mute!"
"Alright, alright! This fat guy is obviously going to die soon. He is definitely not the person we are looking for!"
Hei Xiazi approached him flatteringly and said, "Sir, I want to ask you, what are you catching?"
Pangu's face turned serious, "Don't ask questions that you shouldn't ask. Now that everything is fine, get out of here!"