RNP Chapter 392: Dark cuisine also has levels
Chapter 392: Dark cuisine also has levels
In the morning, people were coming and going on the street in front of Wanmin Hall, some went out with satisfaction, some went in with helplessness, and all kinds of human life were just a glimpse in this.
At this moment, in the Wanmin Hall, which was still bustling with activity, Xiangling also had a moment's break from her busy cooking. She walked out of the kitchen, turned her head and saw two familiar figures sitting by the window in the corner. Her eyes lit up.
After washing her greasy hands in the bucket beside her, she happily walked up to the two familiar people and said with a smile:
"These are really rare guests. I didn't expect that Mr. Ye Li and Jia Ming, two busy men, would come. It looks like they just met. It just so happens that I have recently developed a new dish. Why not let the two of you try it? It can also be regarded as a celebration of your acquaintance."
Ye Li and Jiaming looked at each other, and they both saw the sense of crisis in each other's eyes. Although it was not strong, the discomfort in his stomach made Jiaming suddenly feel an urgency to escape from this place.
Jiaming could be said to be full of praise for Xiangling's cooking skills, but he had to stay away from her researching new and strange dishes and making them. After all, he still remembered the fried Jueyun pepper rice with slime and goo that he had last time.
Although Xiangling’s new dishes are sometimes delicious, that is a minority after all. Most of them are five-star masters in the dark cuisine world. He must be prepared for the worst.
Jiaming wanted to run away. Although doing so would be a bit unfair to Ye Li, whom he had just met, he was more concerned about his own stomach. It would be better to let his friend die than for himself.
But it was still a step too late. Before Ye Jiaming could even lift his leg, Xiangling had already run into the kitchen and brought out the newly prepared dishes.
As a Genshin, Xiangling is one of the best in terms of speed and stability. The basic skills she has acquired through years of cooking are not much inferior to Jiaming's.
Looking at the new ingredients on the table, Ye Li had a calm smile on his face. He looked at Jia Ming who was forcing a smile in front of him and Wen Zai hiding behind him. He said in a calm but slightly amused tone:
"Miss Xiangling's cooking is indeed unique. I wonder if Brother Jiaming would be so kind as to try it with me. After all, sharing happiness is worse than enjoying it alone. It would also be good for Miss Xiangling to know what is the difference between her new dishes."
Jiaming's head froze. Wenzai had disappeared. Xiangling looked at the two of them with a kind smile and expectant eyes. Ye Li just picked up the chopsticks calmly, pointed at the dishes on the table, and motioned Jiaming to start eating.
Since the two men were so insistent, Jiaming decided to give it a try. At worst, he could ask Doctor Ye Li in front of him to help prescribe some medicine. He could still afford this from Mora.
Since he had made up his mind, Jiaming no longer hesitated. Under Ye Li's calm eyes and Xiangling's expectant gaze, he picked up the chopsticks and picked up a strange dish called Stir-fried Slime Slices (the two words "cheat" were mistakenly regarded as wrong, so this can only be used instead) and slime barbecue, and put it into Jiaming's mouth with the shaking of the trembling chopsticks.
Seeing that the hero had already eaten the sacred food, Ye Li picked up the food that Jiaming was eating without hesitation and put it into his mouth to chew. Instantly, the fragrance of the two monsters and barbecue burst out in his mouth.
How should I put it? Although the taste is a bit bitter and poisonous, which is the characteristic of monsters, it is still slightly inferior to the mechanical cooking of that woman.
After eating the food, Ye Li saw Wenzai, who had disappeared, also took a bite of the food they were eating. He threw it in the air, jumped, and swallowed it in one gulp. Then his whole face turned red and he lay on the ground shaking.
Jiaming, on the other hand, had a dull expression on his face, holding his stomach with one hand. The taste and hot feeling in his mouth gave him a strange stimulation, but he swallowed the food in the end.
The precautions he had taken in advance were also effective. The churning in his stomach made him grab his stomach with his hands, which had been placed on his stomach in advance. Then he put down his chopsticks, picked up the tea beside him and drank it all in one gulp. Only then did he let out a sigh of relief.
Seeing Jiaming's series of actions completed in one go, Ye Li's expression did not change at all, while Xiangling smiled and said:
"It seems that Jiaming, you are still the same. You need several cups of tea to drink something spicy. Tell me how it tastes."
Xiangling, who didn't notice anything wrong, spoke sincerely and earnestly. Her eyes, as if expecting her work to be praised, made Jiaming's eyes drift towards Ye Li. The meaning was self-evident.
Ye Li understood what Jiaming meant, and also knew that the other party's current physical condition would prevent him from speaking for a while, so he could only answer first to buy Jiaming some time.
"Ms. Xiangling, the uniqueness of this dish lies in the fusion of the nectar of the flower and the elasticity of the slime and the spicy taste of the Jueyun pepper. The three not only bring out the sweet, spicy and soft taste, but also the sauce that explodes in the mouth makes people feel like they are in a volcano."
Ye Li's explanation and definition of terms successfully delayed the time for a full five minutes, and Jiaming also took this opportunity to adjust his body.
Although he is the original god and his physical fitness is excellent, the impact and discomfort in his stomach are still a bit irritating.
In addition, this dish was made by Xiangling, the original god who also possesses the Eye of the Fire Elemental God. It is also the first-generation version made for the first time, so it is normal that there are many flaws in the effect.
To put it simply and clearly, this is a new dish that was cooked for the first time. If an ordinary person tasted it, he would definitely have to lie down for more than a month, or drink coconut milk every day to reduce the spiciness. Jiaming was able to recover quickly, thanks to his strong physique, otherwise he would have to lie down too.
As for Ye Li, as a demon god, his strength is almost among the top tall guys in the whole of Teyvat, so naturally he is not afraid of the impact of such small dishes.
Of course, he still didn't dare to touch the food made by a certain Thor who couldn't cook.
Although he had joked about his strong body in front of a friend in the rainforest in the past, he really didn't dare to touch the dishes of a certain Lei movie. If he dared to eat it, he would fall down. It was really too scary.
Ye Li recalled that when he was in Inazuma, Baal planned to treat him to a meal, and Baalzebub personally cooked the Food of Judgment that he would never forget, and he trembled a little when he thought about it.
If it weren't for the hundreds of tokens that he carried with him, Ye Li felt that he would be unconscious for two or three days due to food poisoning.
It was because of that experience that he said those words to Hu Tao in the private room on the 5th floor. They were truly his true feelings and there was not a single lie in them.
If dark cuisine were to be ranked, and Thor's Judgment Food dared to be ranked second, then the first position would always be vacant, and the third and fourth places would be far behind.
While Ye Li was reminiscing about the past, Jiaming finished evaluating Xiangling's cooking. His euphemistic smile made Wenzai, who was standing next to him, feel helpless. He slammed his feet on the ground and started spinning in place.
The three of them talked for more than two minutes, and Xiangling was finally tricked into leaving by Jiaming.
"Phew, it was so close. Fortunately, you bought me some time, or I wouldn't have been able to escape today."
"Although Miss Xiangling's creative dishes are unique, the flavor is really not suitable for children or the elderly. Even a strong and healthy person would probably lie down after tasting them."
The two of them couldn't help but tease and sigh, especially Jiaming's expression of surviving a disaster, which really made Wenzai roll over on the ground with joy. The laughter that sounded like a cat or a lion cub was particularly clear within the range of the table.
Jiaming ignored Wenzai's laughter and turned to look at Ye Li, who had finished his meal and stood up as if nothing had happened. He calculated the time in his mind and understood everything.
"Jia Ming, I should also go back to the Hall of Rebirth. Otherwise, our hall master will definitely come to look for me. I won't stay with you any longer."
"My handsome cicada, be careful on the road. I won't forget to pay for your morning tea!"
Looking at the figure that had disappeared through the door, Jiaming, who had been smiling cheerfully, became serious.
He reached into his pocket and took out a wallet. After opening it, he looked at the larger denominations of Mora inside, then looked at the dishes that had been eaten on the table. He reluctantly took out two thousand Mora to pay the bill.