Chapter 767 Sit Upright
Chapter 767 Sit Upright
Chapter 767 Sit Upright
"The school is gone, the teachers are running all over the streets~ Classmates, hahaha~ No need to go to school anymore~"
"Will singing such a song make the teacher angry?" Miyano Akemi complained, and then she found that little Martin, who was at the age where he liked to sing such weird songs, did not look happy at all, but frowned: "Why can't little Martin laugh?"
"Maybe there was a real explosion." Martin replied. For example, it may have provoked a ground dragon that dug a hole in the school ground, or caused an earthquake that caused a building to collapse... From then on, he became a thorn in the eyes of the dean of studies.
"Then why is Martin laughing so happily?"
"It probably really did explode." Martin answered again. The Namekians who invaded the Earth used the school as their first landing point, and the school was designated as the main battlefield in the Eighth War of Gods and Demons... From then on, he was worshipped by his classmates as the ancient Greek god in charge of holidays.
Even though most of the students were in a state of cognitive distortion, they would remember that it was because of Martin that they didn't have to go to school again. There was even a Martin worship cult that taught that "praying to Martin would increase your vacation time."
Unfortunately, it no longer works when they reach junior high school, and they have to take extra classes even if they don’t go to school.
"That... scumbag Martin." Little Martin spoke, his voice a little low.
"Ok?"
"You also started having strange things happen every morning when you were the same age as me, right?" Little Martin confirmed.
"Yeah, but I'm proud to call it a superpower." Martin put his hands on his hips.
"Will things that shouldn't happen happen around you as a result of these changes? For example, someone turns into Sleeping Beauty and never wakes up, or the library turns into a theater?"
"Yes, I have."
"Do you also have a dean who always hates you, stares at you and makes trouble for you?" Little Martin felt a resonance.
"Not really." Martin shook his head.
"How could that be?" Little Martin couldn't accept it.
"Because my family is quite wealthy." Martin shrugged. "When Ma Jia was in school, my father donated a playground to the school. When my elder sister was enrolled, my father donated a new teaching building to the school. When I was enrolled, my father donated a library, a laboratory building, and an astronomy building to the school...so the principal wanted to open a class for me and teach me personally."
That year, Martin was in the first grade, Ma Yi was in the third grade, and Ma Jia was evenly distributed in six grades. It was the most chaotic year, and it was also the year when all the faculty and staff, as well as the security guards and cleaning ladies, trembled with fear over their salaries.
Little Martin: “…”
This cannot be learned.
The homes of the little friends of the Junior Detective Team are all in the same neighborhood, and they occasionally meet on the way to school. However, today, Haibara Ai's team didn't meet anyone and arrived directly at school.
"Xiu...Cousin Xiu, do you want to come to the parent-teacher meeting for Martin?" Miyano Akemi invited with a wink.
Subaru Okiya escorted the two sisters all the way to the school gate, and now he was really tempted.
But after looking at Martin's eager eyes, and remembering the song "Loess Plateau" that he heard through the door, and then remembering the bald Akai with burn scars on his face... forget it, business is more important.
"No, I still have things to do..." Okiya Subaru said goodbye, but he turned around and stopped, looking back: "If you need Seven Wolves, call me."
The words were addressed to Miyano Akemi, and his eyes were directed at Martin.
Threats of violence?
Martin looked at Huiyuan Ai beside him and asked, "Is it true that the Japanese Child Protection Association or similar departments are not in charge of things?"
Although this kind of household chores are difficult to manage anywhere.
Huibara Ai glanced at Martin with the side of her eyes and didn't say anything.
Martin suddenly realized and turned his face away: "Sorry, I really forgot this time."
He forgot that Haibara Ai didn't need the Child Protection Association.
Huiyuan Ai said coldly: "Maybe I can try it tomorrow."
"Aunt, be good and don't cause trouble for others." Martin took out his cell phone and asked, "What's our great aunt's number?"
When Subaru Okiya dared to take out the Seven Wolves, Martin called to summon the sword in his mother's hand.
Okiya Subaru walked away with a stern face.
After entering the school, Miyano Akemi took the transfer documents and the two Martins to the faculty office to report to the teacher.
The homeroom teacher is naturally Mr. Kobayashi, the teacher who looks similar to Miwako Sato but whom Martin doesn't recognize at all. She is the culprit of the "Seven Bizarre Incidents of Teitan Elementary School".
"Hello, I'm Xiaolin." Teacher Xiaolin was now in gentle mode. She looked at the two children and said, "I didn't expect that a pair of twins would transfer to my class. What are your names?"
"Martin."
"Martin."
"Ah?" Teacher Kobayashi looked at Miyano Akemi in confusion. Normally, no one would give twins the same name.
Miyano Akemi nodded with a smile: "Both of their names are Martin. At home, we usually call this one "Crumb Martin" and this one "Little Martin."
Martin suddenly raised his foot: "This one is called Martin boots, the other one is also called Martin boots"
There are problem children! Teacher Kobayashi noticed this immediately. ——And there are also problem parents who gave the twins the same name.
Teacher Kobayashi even picked up the transfer documents and took another look at them. It turned out that both of them were named Martin.
In order to cover up his deliberate act of picking up the transfer documents, Teacher Xiaolin quickly pulled out the student information registration form that was prepared in advance, the guardian page, which was underneath the transfer documents: "Here is some information about the parents, please fill it out."
Miyano Akemi took it and quickly signed it. Of course, the name she wrote was Huihara Akiha, and the relationship she wrote was directly mother, but she habitually wrote fake occupation, work location and contact number.
"Huihara..." Teacher Kobayashi said casually, "It's a rare surname. There happens to be a child with the surname Huihara in our class."
The surname Huihara used to be mainly distributed in Hiroshima, but now it is very rare. There are about 540 people with this surname, ranking 11987th.
"I know, Ai is my sister." Akemi Miyano said honestly. She didn't plan to pretend to be a stranger to her sister when she went to the classroom. "Oh, is that so...ah?" Teacher Kobayashi was shocked when she heard this. Two nephews and their aunt were sitting in the same classroom? And where were the children's grandparents? If the grandson and daughter fought, which side would the grandparents support?
"I'll help whoever wins." Martin said without any reason.
Teacher Xiaolin: ??? Did I just speak out what was in my heart?
……
The classroom of Class 1-B was particularly crowded because the children's parents were also there.
"Have you heard? Another transfer student is coming today." The well-informed children were whispering.
"There are a lot of transfer students in our class, Edogawa-san and Haibara-san."
Conan looked at Huihara Ai and whispered jokingly, "Will this transfer student be another fake kid?"
Because they had good grades but didn't pay attention in class, Conan and Haibara Ai were sent to sit at the same table in the corner of the classroom to avoid affecting class discipline.
He thought that it would not happen. Although Akai Mary was fed some kind of drug, there was no need for her to disguise her identity. Secondly, she looked like a junior high school student and it was not her turn to go to elementary school.
However, what surprised Conan was that, in response to his joke, Huibara looked at him with an amusement that was beyond his expectation, as if to say... 'Just wait and see'?
Xiaolan is going to school, so Conan's parent is naturally Mouri Kogoro.
At this time, Maori Kogoro looked at Miyano Akemi on the left and Dr. Agasa on the right, and said with emotion: "You guys love that child so much that both of you came."
In Kogoro Maori's childhood memory, for activities like parent open day and parent-teacher meetings, only one parent of most children could take time to come, and children with both parents would feel very proud. As for children whose parents neither came, not only would they be talked to by the teacher and considered to be delaying the work, they would also be easily laughed at by their classmates.
"Actually, it's not." Miyano Akemi winked playfully, "Mr. Maori will know soon."
AWSL! Ms. Akiya is so cute! Maori Kogoro held his heart with one hand and nodded in a polite manner.
Teacher Xiaolin came in: "Good morning, students and parents."
The twenty minutes before the first class starts is the class teacher's time, which means talking to students about some things that are not related to the class content, but are part of the class teacher's job, such as emphasizing discipline or notifying class activities.
"We have two new students in our class today - come on in."
The classroom door was pushed open and two identical boys walked in.
"Wow", "Oh my God", "Exactly the same", "They are twins", the children exclaimed one after another.
Conan frowned and rubbed his eyes.
This image of a man with orange hair and round glasses...have I seen it somewhere before?
Teacher Kobayashi had already reminded them of the classic process for transfer students in Japan, which was to pick up a piece of chalk and write their names on the blackboard after entering.
Little Martin felt a little embarrassed after he finished writing because his chalk handwriting was crooked.
Then he secretly took a look at Xie Martin's handwriting and widened his eyes in surprise - Xie Martin's handwriting was even uglier! This name has only five strokes in total, and its simplicity is second only to Ding Yi and Ding Er's names. How did you write it like this!
A classmate: "One is called Martin, and the other is called...what? I can't see clearly?"
Martin! Conan shuddered at first, thinking that it was the scum Martin who finally got into the elementary school.
Then a flash of lightning flashed through his mind and he suddenly realized that he had seen the animation CD of "Martin's Morning" in the library, so he recognized that the image was the protagonist Martin of the animation... No, why would the animation character appear here, and why are there two of them?
Damn, Martin is inside! Martin really started to attack Teitan Elementary School! Conan is terrified. Is it too late for him to be the guide now?
Kogoro Mouri's eyes had already widened, and he wanted to pounce on Martin and grab him to ask what happened, but Dr. Agasa and Miyano Akemi worked together to hold him back and covered his mouth.
Maori Kogoro calmed down and asked in a low voice: "Is it the face-changing boy? How did he become two? Did he, the earthworm, split himself in two?"
Disguising himself as a child was not a big deal for Maori Kogoro, but turning into two Martins was beyond Maori Kogoro's imagination. He began to imagine a normal-sized Martin being cut in half, and then the upper and lower parts of the body were each transformed into a Martin.
"Yes." Miyano Akemi nodded vigorously and said nonsense: "Martin-kun was cut in half."
Maori Kogoro: "Which half is the upper body and which half is the lower body?"
"The blue one is the upper body, and the yellow one is the lower body." Miyano Akemi said: "The upper part is more shabby, and the lower part is smaller, so one is shabby Martin and the other is small Martin."
Dr. Agasa squinted his eyes and said: Don’t drive in an elementary school classroom.
After writing his name, Martin turned around and casually threw half of the chalk into the chalk box. His movements were smoother than Teacher Kobayashi's and as skillful as an old teacher.
After writing the name, it was time to introduce myself. Martin looked at Little Martin: You first? Otherwise, you would say I didn't give you a chance to show yourself.
Little Martin was already beginning to get stage fright and shook his head slightly, thinking that after Martin finished speaking he could just follow suit and say "I" would be the same, since he wouldn't even have to change his name anyway.
Then Martin walked down from the platform, brought an empty stool back to the platform, and placed it behind the desk.
Then he stood on the stool, raised one foot and stepped on the desk under the surprised and horrified gaze of Teacher Kobayashi, pointed at himself and said arrogantly:
"My name is Martin. I didn't come here to make friends with you little brats. I came here to rule you! First I will dominate the class, then the school. Money will be the right of way, and righteousness will be the foundation. From now on, I will make everything happen, and finally dominate the whole country! And you are honored to be my first batch of brothers!"
The classroom was silent.
The parents in the back row of the classroom looked at each other, then looked around to guess whose child this was. This parent must most likely be a high-ranking official of the Yamaguchi-gumi.
Miyano Akemi turned around and began to study the tropical fish tank in the corner of the classroom: Oh, Teacher Kobayashi is a good teacher. The fish are so well raised. Every fish can swim!
Look at these flowers again: Wow, these flowers are well taken care of, every pot is green!
After the speech of the scumbag Martin, Little Martin walked to the side of the desk tremblingly: "My name is also Martin... Actually, I am not familiar with him, so please don't make the mistake when you beat him up."
"Good, very good." Teacher Kobayashi's expression could no longer hold back: "Thank you, Martin, for your self-introductions... Edogawa-san, please move to the empty seats over there. You two can sit next to Edogawa-san and next to Huihara-san respectively."
Not only do Edogawa Conan and Haibara Ai have impeccable grades, but they are also very mature, far beyond their peers. It is perfect for them to take care of the new children, and Haibara Ai and Martin are also relatives.
Martin came over and swaggered towards the seat next to Haibara Ai.
"Let's be desk mates."
(End of this chapter)
RNP