RNP Chapter 743 Zuan Corgi
Chapter 743 Zuan Corgi
Chapter 743 Zuan Corgi
Elizabeth actually has twenty corgis, but of course she doesn't take them out for a walk all at once, and she doesn't let the dogs bite people.
In front of Martin, there were people lined up in a row: tall, short, long, short, fat, thin, round, flat, long carrying poles, wide benches, carrying poles not as wide as benches, benches not as long as carrying poles...
In short, it looks strange and is highly recognizable.
However, three of them are males, and the second one from the left is a female, which is Corgi Martin's blind date.
The Corgis watched them, and they also gathered around to watch the Corgis.
Fat Corgi No. 1: "This butt is a little deflated, like a deflated ball."
Bearded Corgi No. 3: "Looks a little young, too immature."
Corgi No. 4, who is thin and long and doesn’t look like a corgi, said: “Oh, he’s a shorty.”
Corgi 1 and Corgi 3: "Shut up."
"I think he's a cute boy." Corgi No. 2, who was in his most ferocious period, twisted his butt and circled around Martin, then came close to him: "I like you, handsome boy, are you ready?"
"It seems that he and Margaret are getting along well." Elizabeth was very pleased to see this scene: "Plus Rex is cultivating his relationship with Mickey at home, this is double happiness."
"Uh..." Mira didn't know whether she should agree or not. She just felt scared, very scared. Whether Martin liked her or not, she was scared. ...Well, it was more terrifying if he liked her.
There are two little people arguing in Mira's head:
White Mira: Martin! You are a human being! You can't possibly fall for a dog, right?
Black Mira: But he has become a dog now. Judging from a dog's perspective and aesthetics, the dog in his eyes might be handsome and charming!
White Mira: Then he should have the self-awareness of a human being, right? At least he should be proud of his human identity, right?
Black Mira: Boys are full of erotic thoughts! Will he refuse the erotic opportunity that comes to his door without any responsibility?
White Mira: No, Martin, you have to have some moral integrity! You can't do that kind of thing with someone of the opposite sex you just met for one day!
Black Mira: Martin? Morality? Don't you think these two words are incongruous when put together? Look, he is still thinking, he is really thinking!
White Mira: Quack! I don’t want to see it, I don’t want to see it!
Martin was indeed thinking, but it had little to do with the coquettish corgi in front of him.
"Is it my illusion? I feel like I've had a lot of luck with women recently? Even the blind dates arranged for the great detective go to me."
'Although I am more beautiful than Mr. Xu in the north of the city, and I usually behave frivolously with people of the same and opposite sex, when I was traveling, I was not a heart-burner, but at least I was unforgettable.... I still feel that I have too much contact with the opposite sex recently.'
"Did someone do something to me? Whose prank? Is it my parents' pressure to get me married?"
'My sister's hidden abilities cannot be used across worlds, Xiao Wu's adjustments will be erased by the status refresh, my mother can only make me more handsome, but she can't be a matchmaker, but my father can be suspected, vests... Shit, they can't all be vests, right?'
Corgi Martin first checked the abilities of his family members in his mind. Just when his dog brain suddenly felt creepy, the female Corgi next to him nudged him with her nose and said, "Little handsome boy, what are you daydreaming about? Come on, have fun."
A small paw pressed against her face and pushed Corgi No. 2 out: "Forget it, you have a big face, a big waist, and a dog head that flies in the wind. You are disturbing my eyes."
Before Corgi No. 2, who was pushed away, could say anything, the other ones disagreed.
"Hey, boy, Margaret likes you, and you still dare to be picky? Do you know who we are?" Corgi No. 1 was arrogant, vividly demonstrating what it means to take advantage of the power of others.
Martin took a look at Corgi No. 1, which was round and plump with more white hair than yellow hair. "Wow, you scared me. If it hadn't spoken, I wouldn't have known it was a dog. I thought it was a cotton ball soaked in alcohol."
Corgi No. 3: "Dude, you better keep your mouth shut. This is a royal garden, knives are prohibited."
"I saw your mother in Yulin." The bearded Corgi No. 3 was still confused: "What do you mean? This shouldn't be the case. My mother died before you were born. And what is Yulin?"
Corgi No. 4 translated into dog language and said, "It said your mother was stewed and eaten by the Chinese."
"Fuck!" Corgi No. 3 pounced on Martin, then was slapped on the neck by Martin and fell over.
"Fuck, you dare to hit my uncle! Bite him!"
"Fuck, you dare to hit my uncle! Bite him!"
"Fuck, you dare to hit my cousin! Bite him!"
Together with Corgi No. 2 who had just shown favor to Martin, Queen Elizabeth's corgis pounced on Martin one after another.
"Oh no!" The two queens who were closely following the progress of Martin and Margaret exclaimed. They only saw that the two corgis were very close to each other a few seconds ago, and suddenly they barked at each other a few times, and then Martin and the four dogs started fighting.
"Pull them apart!"
But it was too late. Martin used White Crane Spreads Wings, Hungry Tiger Pounces on Prey, Elephant Kicks, Lotus Floating, Scorpion Palm, and Crow Flying Planes one after another. Before Mira and Elizabeth's bodyguards could separate the dogs, the four royal corgis had already been knocked down.
While beating him, he also scolded him, without using any dirty words but every word hit the dog's lungs.
"What fierce dogs!" Elizabeth sighed, "It seems they don't get along well."
Corgis are cattle dogs, and although their fighting power cannot be compared with large dogs, they are still very strong compared with dogs of the same size. However, a young Corgi Martin can easily beat four adult dogs with just his paws and not his mouth.
Then Elizabeth saw that 'Mauri Lan' actually curled up the corners of her mouth, with the kind of expression that she had tried hard to suppress but couldn't help wanting to laugh. Was she happy that she had beaten her own dog?
Elizabeth was a little unhappy, or rather, she was too embarrassed to save face. She exchanged a few words with Mira, praised the Corgi Martin, and then left.
Her previous intuition was correct. This dog would indeed hurt herself - hurt her self-esteem.
Mira breathed a sigh of relief, then sighed.
She was just young, not a fool. Although she made a mistake and used Xiaolan's identity, she knew that she could not hide it from Elizabeth for long.
Will this incident affect diplomatic relations... Forget it, Elizabeth is not as important as Martin.
Mira found a nearby bench to sit down and rest, and picked up the Corgi Martin on the ground and put it beside her: "Ah, my heart is so tired, and I suddenly don't want to go to the park... Let's go shopping in the commercial street? Is there any place Martin wants to go?"
Martin stretched out his claws to pick at Mira's small bag. Mira understood what he meant and took out Martin's battered cell phone from the bag and placed it in front of the corgi Martin.
Corgi Martin raised his hand and waved his paw, tapping the phone screen again and again, typing three letters: "KTV."
"Hey, do you want to sing? No... do you want to hear me sing?" Mira said in surprise and a little shy.
Corgi Martin nodded heavily, it seemed that this was very important to him.
(End of this chapter)