Chapter 380 They also want this ordinary life!!!
Chapter 380 They also want this ordinary life!!!
"Ahhh!! Damn you little dog Wu!!!" Li Cu couldn't squeeze out a single tear. He howled for a long time. His throat felt a little uncomfortable. He wanted to drink some water. He looked at Yang Hao in surprise, "Brother, what happened to you?"
Yang Hao then talked about his experiences these days: "I have been in the funeral home these days."
"Let me guard the stove on the first day."
"Let me put my head together the next day."
"On the third day, let me put the torso together."
"On the fourth day, a bunch of arms and legs came and asked me to put together ten people."
"After working for three days, I didn't feel like eating anything. My grandma steamed a big meat bun for me, but I took a bite and spit it out..."
Then Li Cu started to complain about his trip to the desert with Wu Xiaogou.
The two hugged each other and cried again.
Then they looked at Su Wan.
Su Wan, who was eating melons, immediately retreated in small steps.
After the three of them had a big fight, Su Wan then talked about his experiences of the past few days. Compared with his two brothers, his experiences were somewhat unremarkable.
Just as bland as plain water.
"My master wanted me to learn a skill from him and experience all the 360 trades, but on the first day, my master and I set up a stall to tell people's fortunes..."
"Grandpa Huaer called us back, and then I learned to play a musical instrument at the Jie family."
"I used to play Western instruments like the saxophone. Hehe, I've been learning to play the erhu recently, and it's a bit difficult..."
Li Cu and Yang Hao just stared at Su Wan:...
No words are needed, that look is worth a thousand words!!
They also want this simple life!!!
The man with black glasses rolled down the window and took a bite of an apple. "Okay, it's getting late. I have to send you to Zhang Chulan."
After saying that, the man with black glasses took back the shooting ball.
Li Cu was suffering from a nervous breakdown after being tricked by Wu Xiaogou, but his brain was working better now. He looked at the black glasses and asked, "Did you take pictures of everything?"
The man with black glasses bared his big white teeth and smiled happily: "Don't worry, I started filming from the moment you crawled over."
Su Wan was puzzled: "Master, why are you taking this photo?"
Li Cu answered without thinking: "He must be like Wu Xiaogou, he feels itchy if he doesn't play tricks on others."
"Hey, I'm different from Wu Xiaogou." Black Glasses leaned against the car window and ate an apple. "He's stingy, but I'm even stingier."
After saying that, he showed a row of big white teeth.
Yang Hao suddenly realized: "This is a ransom."
The man with black glasses clicked his tongue and said, "Bingo, you got it right, but not now."
Li Cu's eyelids kept twitching: "When was that?"
Black Glasses said as a matter of course: "Of course, after you become rich. By then, you will have a certain social status, and you will have all the baggage that idols should have..."
So, it’s easy to blackmail people now, right? !
Li Cu stiffened his neck and said, "I learned this from Wu Xiaogou. Do you think I would be controlled by this?"
Black Glasses was delighted. The little wolf cub taught by Wu Xiaogou was so funny when he bared his teeth: "You just said so many bad things about Wu Xiaogou..."
Li Cu: So you are using Wu Xiaogou to threaten me?
Am I afraid?
"Humph, I don't know what will happen to Wu Xiaogou by then!!"
The man with black glasses did not continue to argue with Li Cu. Why was he saying all this to the little brat? As the leader of the Nine Gates and the person in charge of the Russian region, Wu Xiaogou would probably have to take on more responsibilities after he finished this big job.
"Get in the car, you little brats."
Zhang Chulan's home.
It’s not far from Xie Yuchen’s courtyard.
Li Cu started asking Wu Xiaogou about the gift he had prepared in the car. Black Glasses didn't know about this, but that didn't stop him from staying to watch the show.
As expected, Zhang Chulan brought out a large paper shell and put it on the ground with a thump: "This is the second gift."
Li Cu was full of questions: "What about the first one?"
Zhang Chulan pulled out three Chinese papers, unfolded them and shook them: "This is the first gift for the three of you. Of course, you, Li Cu, this is Wu Xiaogou's special order. I made an extra math paper just for you..."
This favoritism came too suddenly. Before Li Cu could run out, the door was locked by Feng Baobao.
Feng Baobao came out holding a kitchen knife: "Lanlan, how could this be the puppy raised by Wu Xiaogou?"
Zhang Chulan pointed at Li Cu and said, "Here, this is it."
Li Cu looked at Feng Baobao with disheveled hair and was so scared that he quickly sat on the stool and actively prepared for the exam.
Isn't this going to chop him off on the spot? !
terrible! !
This is more terrifying than his father locking him up in a dark room!!
Feng Baobao came closer and looked around: "Rebellious boy!"
Zhang Chulan and Black Glasses were both amused. Sister Baoer is really good at judging people! !
Isn't this a rebellious little wolf cub? !
After Black Glasses left, Zhang Chulan announced the official start of the exam. The three of them finished the Chinese paper on an empty stomach, and Li Cu, who was left feeling dizzy and hungry, continued to do the math paper...
"Brother Wu said that this way the scores will be more realistic." Zhang Chulan collected the papers and told Li Cu, "Class starts at 7am tomorrow. Don't be late. If you are late, you will be dragged out and fed to the dogs."
Li Cu was so shocked that his mind suddenly became clear.
Feng Baobao was the invigilator. She glanced at Li Cu's paper and said to Zhang Chulan, "This kid isn't very smart. How can he get into Tsinghua University?"
Li Cu walked to the door and almost tripped himself.
Is he deaf!!!?
Zhang Chulan said: "Then I'll apply to Peking University. If that doesn't work out, I'll have to study abroad."
Li Cu hit his forehead on the door sill, but he didn't care about the pain, he got up and ran. No one had ever looked up to him like this in his life! !
terrible! !
This is ten thousand times scarier than a kitchen knife!!
What followed was a life of study for the three of them. During these ordinary days, Li Cu almost forgot about Wu Xiaogou, the teachings, and the desert...
As a result, he was kidnapped on his way home.
The moment he fainted, Li Cu immediately remembered what Wu Xiaogou had told him - what to do if he was kidnapped?
Don't resist!
If you want to have some fun, you can resist a bit and tease them!
At that time, Li Cu said, I am not a psychopath! !
But now, Li Cu suddenly had some thoughts of doing something bad, and his studies had made him crazy, so he wanted to stir up trouble, stir up trouble, stir up trouble! ! ! !
Zhang family.
Zhang Haike communicates with Wu Xiaogou via video.
Wu Xiaogou stroked the puffy fur of Huotou and said, "Li Cu is missing."
Zhang Haike said excitedly: "They were the ones who did it."
Wu Xiaogou was a little surprised. It had been almost a week, and Li Cu hadn't activated the location yet. What was he trying to do? ?
"Have you found a place?" Zhang Qiyuan also came over, "I prepared a combination model of a big flower."
This gift is too heavy, even heavier than the test paper Wu Xiaogou gave to Li Cu! !
The heaviness of being shattered to pieces!!
Wu Xiaogou shook his head: "That guy hasn't sent his location yet."
Zhang Qiyuan sighed and walked away with a look of disappointment: "Forget it, I will always be ready anyway."
Zhang Haike was a little worried: "Nothing will go wrong, right?"
Wu Xiaogou didn't dare to make a guarantee.
After waiting anxiously for about two weeks, the signal on Li Cu was finally activated.
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