Chapter 109 Don't you think... Kane is getting crazier and crazier?
Chapter 109 Don't you think... Kane is getting crazier and crazier?
Chapter 109 Don't you think... Kane is getting crazier and crazier?
"Are you really going to let me build houses for these two guys?" Kane raised an eyebrow at Dumbledore and Professor Sprout.
"Hmm, I think you have talent. So, can you do it?" Dumbledore asked.
"It's not impossible." Kane raised an eyebrow. To be honest, he already had a very good idea. After all, the house where the Mandela spirits lived in the Eternal Realm was just a huge, haphazardly built-in plant with a hole dug in it.
Using that kind of thing to build a house couldn't be simpler. You can also grow a huge crop, like a giant potato, and growing it doesn't waste any of your time. You can just treat it as a pastime in your spare time.
"But I need to do some preparation before that," Kane said, and then jogged back to Hogwarts Castle.
Dumbledore and Professor Sprout raised their eyebrows as they watched Kane disappear in a flash. How could they put it? They'd never really understood the kid.
Then he looked at the Weasley twins, who were still standing guard. Dumbledore raised an eyebrow: "Gentlemen, you may step down."
at the same time...
In the Hogwarts Library, Kane picked up a book on animals from the shelf; this was the first step in his preparations.
Growing huge crops requires some small tricks; besides keeping the plants happy, they also need to have plenty of nutrients.
However, plants cannot speak, so we have to use other methods to let people see the needs of plants. The pioneer hat in the Eternal Realm is used to do this.
The only downside is that the materials used to make this pioneering farmer's hat are a little awkward...emmm, the main material is a poop bucket...yes, poop.
So the main task now is to try and find some animal droppings in the library that are completely odorless and have no strange smell...
To be honest, it would be even better if it also had a pleasant fragrance.
Hermione, who had just finished two games of chess in the common room before coming to the library, thought it unlikely that there were any more diligent young wizards at Hogwarts than herself. Then she saw Kane, who was already sitting in the library, engrossed in a book.
"I'm truly impressed." Hermione sat down opposite Kane with a look of shame on her face. She immediately stopped having any other thoughts, randomly picked up a spellbook and started reading. Kane, who was sitting opposite her, then began to randomly interrupt her.
"Hermione, do you know any animal whose droppings don't smell at all, but actually smell nice?"
It's no wonder Kane asked that question. After all, an animal encyclopedia is already quite good if it just introduces the animal's habits, distribution location, and what it likes to eat. If you want to add something about what feces taste like, that would be asking too much of the author.
If we need to add that, then it really becomes a situation where making money is difficult and life is unbearable.
"It has absolutely no smell..." Hermione murmured, then suddenly remembered something: "Hagrid once told me that unicorn droppings have a faint strawberry smell. You could try your luck with Hagrid; he sometimes uses that stuff to fertilize the orchards on either side of his house."
"OK, thanks!" Kane quickly left the library, leaving behind an unfinished encyclopedia of animals on the table.
Hermione, with her sense of public responsibility, pouted, picked up Kane's book, and put it back on the shelf. Then, back in her seat, she discovered that the book she was reading had been placed on the shelf by some other considerate person.
I'm impressed.
Meanwhile, Hagrid, who was kneading unicorn yarn, saw Kane peeking out from beside his compost bin...
Could this be... an attempt to steal food? This is the third little wizard to try and steal food from my compost bin since the start of the semester. But that shouldn't be the case; Kane is already a second-year student, right? Do they not teach this stuff in Magical Creatures Protection class anymore? That can't be right; Professor Calbert is very dedicated... Oh, that's a third-year course...
Just as he was thinking, Kane suddenly pushed open the door, carefully carrying a compost bin in his hand: "Hagrid, this..."
"Oh, it's nothing, take it if you want." Hagrid quickly dismissed his earlier thoughts as nonsense. After all, it's always better to think things through than to overthink them; if you think too deeply, you might discover a terrifying truth.
"Thanks!"
As Kane left, Hagrid remained sitting in the room, his hands trembling as he fiddled with the unicorn's fur. It was terrifying, utterly terrifying. Thankfully, his best subject was Fantastic Creatures Protection. If he hadn't studied Fantastic Creatures properly like Kane, he might have ended up like Kane, mistaking unicorn poop for strawberry jam...
However, this kind of thing is still hard to accept. And it's not just Kane who is unacceptable, but also his own actions. Knowing that his good friend was going to eat shit, he didn't stop him. Can he still be called a good friend?
No, I have to stop Kane, even if it embarrasses him!
Thinking of this, Hagrid abruptly dropped the unicorn hair he was halfway through rubbing and rushed out of the house.
Then they saw Kane add some strange tree roots to the compost bin and put a monocle on top of it on his head.
hiss....
Hagrid closed the door again. Well, young wizards like to do things differently. For example, Kane gave his horned hat to a first-year witch, so it's not hard to understand why he would make a new one now.
Hmm... apart from the hat being a bit odd, there are no other problems.
Cross-dressing is better than pica, right?
And so, Hagrid went back to spinning yarn, while Kane put on his pioneer hat and made his way back to the greenhouse.
Upon returning to the greenhouse, Kane gently pressed a button on his hat, and instantly a dense stream of information appeared on the lens of his monocle.
It can be said that this hat was created for farming. Not only can it bring the wearer a lot of knowledge about farming, but it can also allow them to see the condition of the plants, such as whether the plants are unhappy, lack water, lack fertilizer, or whether weeds are competing with them for land resources.
You can see this pioneering hat for farming.
Soon, just as Kane found two potato seeds in the greenhouse and used a tiller to clear two small plots of land, throwing the potato seeds in and fertilizing them with rain, sunshine, music, and other aids, all while waiting for a while to use these two giant potatoes to build houses for the two Mandela spirits lying dead in the sky.
A sudden gasp of cold air almost turned the greenhouse into a cold storage room.
Kane instinctively turned around and saw his Gryffindor and Hufflepuff classmates standing in the center of the greenhouse, looking at him with strange and bewildered expressions.
Kane is getting increasingly insane; he's no longer content with just wearing horns on his head, he's starting to...
It's carrying a strawberry jam jar!
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