RNP Chapter 83 A Gentleman
Chapter 83 A Gentleman
After arriving in Jinling, Tong Lao stopped and did not immediately go to Suzhou.
She's not really stupid, nor is she that reckless.
And here, she ran into an acquaintance.
"Master, senior master..."
On Ding Chunqiu's handsome face, a smile more painful than a grimace was forced out as he humbly said:
"Master Uncle, you're always so busy, what brings you here?"
The old woman smiled slightly, poured the wine into her palm, condensed it into ice, and injected it into Ding Chunqiu's body.
Ding Chunqiu was terrified: "What...what is this?"
"It's alright, it's alright!"
The old woman laughed and said, "Li Qiushui invited me to fight in Suzhou. I'm afraid it's a trap, so I'm looking for a helper. Although you're useless, you can still add some wind with your farts and help me out."
After saying that...
Ding Chunqiu had already thrown his cane away and collapsed to the ground, scratching himself and pleading:
"It itches so much, it itches so much! Master Uncle, please have mercy!"
The Old Woman said coldly, "This move of mine is called the Life and Death Talisman. Do you know what it means?"
"It's a situation where one can neither live nor die!"
"That's right! If you behave and help me deal with that wretched maid, I'll give you the antidote; otherwise, you'll itch to death!"
"I...I'll be good, I definitely will!"
"Open your mouth!"
"..."
Ding Chunqiu quickly opened his mouth.
With a flick of her small hand, the old woman sent the anti-itch pill into his mouth.
Ding Chunqiu swallowed hard, and the itch that had penetrated deep into his internal organs disappeared instantly, revealing a comfortable expression on his face.
The other diners were terrified.
After all, no matter how you look at it, the Old Woman is just a little girl, yet her voice is extremely old and her methods are ruthless...
It looks like a monster!
In no time, the place was deserted.
Granny Tong snorted and told the waiter to continue serving the wine and dishes.
She then inquired further: "Have you ever heard of the Mantuo Villa in Suzhou? Tell Grandma the truth!"
The waiter, drenched in sweat, said tremblingly:
"Yes, Grandma, I have heard of that! In that place before, they specifically targeted men who kept mistresses, forcing them to kill their wives and marry their mistresses, making them their legal wives. If a man refused, he would be killed and used as fertilizer. It was truly terrifying! It wasn't until Chief Qi moved in that they stopped doing such things!"
"Oh?"
The old woman became interested: "Why not do it?"
The waiter wiped his sweat: "Chief Qi is a great hero. Although he is quite fond of beautiful women, he cannot stand such things and forbids them from doing it again."
The old woman asked with a smile, "How skilled is this gang leader in martial arts?"
"Number one in the world!"
The waiter said with some admiration, "It is universally acknowledged in the Southern Martial Arts World that Chief Qi's martial arts skills are already the best in the world, and there is no one like him before or after him."
accepted?
It's generally accepted, isn't it?
"snort!"
The Old Woman Tong scoffed, "You're all like frogs in a well, how would you know there's always someone better? Don't even mention me, he might not even be able to defeat my nephew!"
Xiao Er glanced at Ding Chunqiu, shook his head, and stubbornly insisted on his own opinion with low emotional intelligence:
"I still think Chief Qi is more powerful than you! His sword control technique is practically the work of a sword immortal; who among mortals could withstand it? And his Tai Chi technique, which broke all seventy-two Shaolin arts at Mingyue Tower, is common knowledge. You two are ignorant; if you don't believe me, so be it!"
The old woman scoffed, "You speak with such conviction, but did you witness it yourself? It's just hearsay, isn't it?"
The waiter retorted stubbornly, "Whether you believe it or not, Chief Qi is the number one expert in the world! If you're not convinced, you can challenge him! But..."
The old woman asked with great interest, "But what?"
She has killed quite a few people.
But if she kills Xiao Er, who will serve her meals?
The waiter said seriously, "You need to find a good helper. This person is already lame; it's not right to force him to go with you."
The old woman laughed heartily, then kicked Ding Chunqiu and asked curiously:
"How did you get crippled?"
Damn it, you're lame!
Ding Chunqiu was inwardly annoyed, but his face became even more respectful as he said:
"I encountered Xiao Feng, the former leader of the Beggars' Sect, and his father, Xiao Yuanshan. They ambushed and injured me!"
"impossible!"
The waiter retorted, "Although Xiao Feng is a Khitan, he is upright and honest, and would never resort to sneak attacks!"
Damn you, you stinking waiter!
Do you want to take "Sanxiao Xiaoyao San" (a traditional Chinese medicine)?
Ding Chunqiu's eyes were fierce, but with his senior brother present, he dared not act rashly.
Granny Tong felt quite ashamed: "The martial arts of the Free and Unfettered Sect are superb, but your skills are lacking, and you even accused them of a sneak attack. Your victory was not honorable... You should stop practicing that phlegm-dissolving technique and learn some proper kung fu!"
Ding Chunqiu was extremely embarrassed.
Only you know what's going on in your own home.
The so-called "Dissolving Power Technique" actually cannot dissolve internal energy; it is a method of using poison to paralyze the enemy, preventing them from mobilizing their internal energy and making them believe that their power has been dissolved...
Mantuo Villa, by the dock.
It's windy today, but the temperature is quite hot.
Qi Ming suggested going into the water, and the women all agreed.
On the vast Taihu Lake.
Qi Ming rowed with all his might, making the bow of the small boat rise, and it shot forward like an arrow released from a bow...
A stone ball weighing tens of tons can be kicked into the air at will, let alone a small boat?
Two beautiful women, dressed in modern swimsuits, were on the back of the boat, each holding a rope and riding a surfboard.
One of them was Li Qinglu, and the other was Li Qiushui.
They're the two most unpretentious people!
Yunniang, Wang Yuyan, Li Qingluo, Azhu, and others were comfortably sunbathing on the yacht behind.
Li Qiushui smiled and said, "Qing'er, it's been a year since I last saw you, and your skills have improved quite a bit. What kind of skill are you practicing?"
Li Qinglu chuckled: "It's the 'Jade Maiden Heart Sutra' passed down by my mother-in-law. My husband said that after mastering it, one can also stay young and live a long life like you, Grandma."
Li Qiushui said "Oh," and then asked, "Your cousins also practice this martial art?"
Li Qinglu shook her head: "My aunt didn't practice it. After all, that Prince Duan can't accompany her! She practices the Longevity and Immortality Technique that you passed down. Recently, she has made progress in her practice and looks much younger."
"..."
Li Qiushui knew the inside story and was speechless at this moment.
Her bloodline really is like hers!
night.
Inside the cabin of the large ship.
Li Qiushui sat at the head of the table, with Qi Ming and Li Qingluo on her left and right respectively, while the other women circled the table to eat dinner together.
It was naturally very lively.
The atmosphere remained lively even after the meal was over.
Qi Ming sat to the side, teaching Li Qiushui how to play mahjong while laughing:
"Yan'er, I need to talk to you. Come with me in a bit."
Li Qinglu snorted, "No way! We made a promise to play cards all night tonight."
Qi Ming raised his index finger: "Looks like I'll have to use your sleeping acupoint!"
Li Qinglu gritted her teeth and said, "If you're so capable, then get my cousin to Kaifeng Prefecture, otherwise you won't have a chance!"
Qi Ming bowed slightly to Li Qiushui and said in a serious tone, "Your Highness, please discipline your good granddaughter!"
Li Qiushui retorted with a huff, "A married woman obeys her husband; what right do her family have to interfere? If you insist on waiting, then so be it!"
He then transmitted his voice into the secret passage: "I have something very important to discuss with you. Don't close the door tonight."
Qi Ming, being a virtuous man, immediately refused.
"Let's talk about this tomorrow! If you insist on talking tonight and Qing'er sees us, I won't be able to explain myself even if I jump into Taihu Lake!"