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Liu Yiqiang scratched his head in confusion, then pulled out his eight-zhang-long spear—ah, a 0.8-zhang-long spear—and swung it around in both hands, forming a circle, like a shield in front of him and Yang Qianqian.
The bullets were immediately ricocheted.
During the month or so that Liu Yiqiang followed Li Wei, he didn't just eat leftovers. At least with this skill alone, he could earn two potatoes a day by performing for money when he returned to the real world.
Then, a month later, she could use her slim figure to live a blissful life, changing her women's clothes for three potatoes every day.
"Well done, Xiaoqiang!"
Yang Qianqian cheered Liu Yiqiang on happily.
It turns out that you tend to make friends like yourself, but conversely, you might also become like those friends you make.
Spending a long time with Li Wei, Yang Qianqian's nerves have unconsciously become more oblivious.
A shadow in the corner—
"Did you hear that? She said she was a wet nurse."
The other person nodded.
Their years of experience playing together and their honed teamwork skills meant they didn't need much communication to know what to do next.
Without prior arrangement, the two men simultaneously pointed their pistols at Yang Qianqian.
Aim and shoot!
bang——
Yang Qianqian was hit by two pistol shots.
"Ah?"
Yang Qianqian suddenly felt a sharp pain in her body, followed by the loss of all her strength, accompanied by a coldness as if she were soaked.
She subconsciously looked down and saw that her body was slowly being stained red with blood.
Having already sensed death, Yang Qianqian's memories flashed by like a fleeting dream.
From the moment she was conceived in her mother's womb to when she first learned to speak, and then to going to Thailand for her beloved... oh no, that was her favorite idol drama before she died.
Many, many moments passed by, and finally—
The image freezes on the bento box she asked Li Wei for.
Why is it that Xiaoqiang was riddled with holes by the flag, but in the end, I was the one who got shot...?
I haven't even reached the rank of Grand Magus yet...
With a loud bang—
Yang Qianqian fell to the ground.
"Sister Qianqian!"
Liu Yiqiang roared in grief and indignation.
"Hmm... Li Wei?"
Through her blurred vision, Yang Qianqian saw Li Wei slowly walking towards her.
She recalled her first encounter with Li Wei, from initially thinking he was a pervert, to realizing he was indeed a pervert, during which quite a few things happened between them.
Then she couldn't help but laugh.
"Li Wei, although you've always been crazy and never serious, for some reason, I think you're quite reliable."
"You know what? Actually, when we were in the newbie world, Ya-jie and I were terrified, especially when we found out that we had arrived in the ghoul revamped version."
"Those days of survival and escape were like a nightmare. It wasn't until I met you again that, as if by some strange twist of fate, Sister Ya asked me to follow you."
"At first, I thought that Sister Ya had gone crazy, but later it turned out that she was right."
As Yang Qianqian spoke, Li Wei squatted down beside her, his right index finger nail lengthening, and then with a soft "plop," he inserted it into Yang Qianqian's body.
"...Do you want to give me a quick death? Fine, that way I won't have to suffer so much."
"Li Wei, actually I..."
Yang Qianqian, who had been waiting to die with her eyes closed, suddenly sensed something was wrong and immediately opened her eyes.
Then I found that my eyesight was no longer blurry, my back pain was gone, and I started to have energy all over my body.
Yang Qianqian's eyes widened. "I'm not dead yet? And I feel like my condition is starting to improve?"
Li Wei rolled his eyes at Yang Qianqian.
"nonsense!"
"I'm giving you an adrenaline injection."
"Enhanced type".
P.S.: Is it really possible for me to have even just one chapter saved up before the book goes on sale...? [Sigh]
PS2: It seems like I've lost dozens of items in my collection, so sad... Am I seeing things?
PS3: Below is a book recommendation I made out of interest: "My Otherworldly Life with My Dad." I won't post a synopsis, but you'll understand why I'm recommending it once you check out the book review section. It's the most interesting and fun book review section I've ever seen... Highly recommended! If you like to stir things up or enjoy lifting little girls up high, take a look...
It's said that the author of this book, after hearing that people on Shuke (a Chinese online forum) could achieve legendary status through Photoshop, resolved to become a god through the book review section. So every night, she tirelessly worked, shuttling between various influential figures on Shuke, enduring hardship and only managing to earn one or two collections and a few reviews per night.
An author like me, a true champion of integrity, wouldn't engage in such transactions; after all, the death penalty is a bit of a loss [sigh]...
Chapter 73 I'm very disappointed in you
Do you want to die?
Li Wei asked Yang Qianqian in surprise, "Actually, if you want, I can inject you with something else, like tetrodotoxin, potassium cyanide, or anything else. You can have anything stronger, I guarantee it will poison you until there's nothing left but ashes."
Li Wei sighed, "Why bother? Even though you're not very pretty, barely a nine out of ten, don't be in such a hurry to go back to the drawing board. Random things can easily make you look even worse."
"Nine-nine points?"
Yang Qianqian seemed to have grasped the key point.
"Oh, the full score is one thousand points."
"..."
"Li Wei! Someone said you're a scoundrel, didn't they!"
Li Wei was shocked: "How did you know?!"
"You told me that in the newbie world!"
Li Wei's face darkened:
"...You remember too much."
At this moment, Liu Yiqiang, who had just dealt with the person who shot him in the back, rushed over.
"Sister Qianqian, are you alright?"
Yang Qianqian's forehead twitched: "I was almost scared to death by your older brother."
Li Wei said speechlessly, "Maybe I should just send you on your way."
"Pufferfish toxin ready..."
"do not want!"
Yang Qianqian was startled and immediately jumped up.
"what?"
Yang Qianqian was surprised to find that she actually... seemed to be completely unaffected?
Apart from the chest area, there was still a shocking patch of bright red.
"Li Wei, what exactly did you inject me with?"
Li Wei subconsciously replied:
"White liquid."
Yang Qianqian shuddered.
"Ah, I misspoke. To put it simply, it's emergency supplies and nutrient solutions," Li Wei said, stroking his chin.
"No, no way?!" Yang Qianqian's jaw almost dropped. "Actually, I was just about to say this, you can actually do something like this?"
Li Wei countered, "Since our bodies can spontaneously synthesize various hormones, why can't we control our bodies to synthesize these substances?"
As he spoke, Li Wei continued calmly, "We humans are inherently full of infinite possibilities."
Ultimately, most people in the world waste too much time on too many meaningless things, so much so that they never know their limits in their lifetime.
"It's truly pathetic to abandon even the most basic instincts of living beings."
Yang Qianqian couldn't help but complain, "...Do you think everyone is as awesome as you?"
Li Wei exclaimed, "What you said makes a lot of sense!"
"..."
I fucking want to kill him!
Liu Yiqiang exclaimed from the side, "Big Brother is invincible!"
clap clap-
There was a round of applause.
"A good crosstalk performance."
Luo Batian clapped his hands as he emerged from the shadows, followed by a dozen or so henchmen.
Behind him, Luo Guangtong followed with a gloomy expression.
"Let's end this farce here."
Luo Batian said calmly, "Perfect, since all three of you are here, I can take care of you all at once and end this pointless battle of synergies."
Luo Guangtong grinned maliciously and said, "It's time to settle old and new scores."
Li Wei stared straight at them.
With great effort, he managed to utter a sentence:
"Are you finally done?"
"..."
puff-
Yang Qianqian couldn't help but laugh out loud, while Liu Yiqiang curiously scratched his head, wondering what it meant.
Luo Batian was taken aback, then sneered, "Li Wei, don't play dumb with me."
"I'll get straight to the point: we'll split the equipment 50/50."
"As you've probably noticed, many of the supplies in the backpack are locked, and only we can unlock the password protection."
Luo Guangtong added, "Don't be too greedy. A 50/50 split is already a huge advantage for you. That backpack is worth several thousand points. Even if you only get half, it's still almost half a world's worth of profit."
"Backpack?"
What are you talking about?
Luo Batian narrowed his eyes slightly: "It's no fun if you're still pretending to be stupid now."
"It's the backpack you stole when you betrayed us that day."
Li Wei pondered for a moment, then suddenly realized: "Oh, you mean the junk I picked up, right? So it was yours."
"I think I threw that into the water."
"what?"
Li Wei continued, "Don't worry, I've marked that boat. As long as you can find that boat, retrieving the backpack shouldn't be difficult."
Luo Batian said coldly, "Are you playing me?"
Li Wei said calmly, "It's not impossible."
"You can treat it as an advanced mathematics problem, as long as your memory is good enough and you have considerable expertise in various science disciplines."
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