RNP Chapter 106 Internet Celebrity Zhang Zhiwei
Chapter 106 Internet Celebrity Zhang Zhiwei
"Squeak squeak squeak!" (Take this from Old Sun!)
The Great Sage got anxious, grabbed his chopsticks and used them as a staff, splitting Mount Hua in one fell swoop.
"A mere trick to imitate a chicken (a trivial skill)."
Feng Baobao remained expressionless, her body bending backward with incredible flexibility, dodging the attack while simultaneously kicking the Great Sage in the buttocks.
It seemed the situation was about to escalate from a minor skirmish into a full-blown war, potentially even affecting Su Duo, who was munching on a chicken leg nearby, and the Old Master and others.
"Certainly!"
A soft shout.
Su Wuxian put down his teacup.
An invisible yet mountain-like pressure instantly enveloped the entire private room.
Feng Baobao remained frozen in mid-air, her leg bent backward in a kicking motion.
The Great Sage, holding chopsticks, stood firmly on the table, baring his teeth.
The roujiamo (Chinese hamburger) landed steadily and smoothly on...
In Su Wuxian's palm.
"Have you made enough of a scene?"
Su Wuxian looked at the man and the monkey and said in an annoyed tone:
"When you're out and about, can't you at least give me some face?"
"Fighting like this over a steamed bun, if word gets out, will Longhu Mountain stop providing meals?"
"Hmm..." Feng Baobao pulled her leg back, stood up obediently, and pointed at the Great Sage to complain:
"It stole mine."
"Squeak!" (She started it!)
The Great Sage, not to be outdone, pointed at Feng Baobao.
"Alright."
Su Wuxian shook his head helplessly.
He looked at the roujiamo (Chinese meat sandwich) in his hand, and then at the two pairs of longing eyes.
"Want some?"
The man and the monkey nodded frantically.
Su Wuxian picked up a dinner knife from the table.
"Whoosh—"
Knife up and down.
The roujiamo (Chinese hamburger) was precisely cut in half.
The thickness of the steamed bun and the amount of meat inside were both measured with a ruler, down to the last detail.
Just when everyone thought Su Wuxian was going to share half with everyone, Su Wuxian grinned.
"Don't eat anymore."
The next second, both roujiamo (Chinese hamburger) pieces were in Su Wuxian's mouth.
"See, neither of you got any. Is that fair?"
Zhang Zhiwei: "..."
Tian Jinzhong: "..."
Zhang Chulan: "..."
Wang Ye: "..."
Feng Baobao, who had already extended her hand, withdrew it and scratched her head: "Oh, fair."
The Great Sage was also stunned. He sniffed the taste on the chopsticks, and under the intimidation of Su Wuxian's tyranny, he could only nod with a wronged expression.
A world war was thus easily quelled by Su Wuxian.
"Phew... I'm saved."
Zhang Chulan wiped his sweat and quickly went to call the waiter:
"Waiter! The bill, please! And also, how much is the plate you broke?"
......
Half an hour later, at the restaurant entrance.
The manager watched the group leave with a strange expression.
Especially the monkey wearing floral shorts, who saluted him before leaving.
"These days... is the food at the circus this good?"
The manager stared at the long list of expensive dishes on the bill and fell into deep thought.
Xi'an North Railway Station.
The group arrived at the high-speed rail station again.
This time, the destination is Longhu Mountain.
"Have you bought all the tickets?" Zhang Zhiwei asked.
"I've bought it!"
Zhang Chulan waved the stack of bills in his hand, a nouveau riche smile on his face. After all, it was company-reimbursed, and the feeling of not spending his own money was just awesome.
"Grand Master, we have a lot of people this time, plus the Great Sage as a special passenger, I'm afraid it will attract a crowd."
"So I just...booked an entire business class carriage!"
"A private carriage?"
Su Wuxian raised an eyebrow:
"Not bad, lad, you've made some progress. You're starting to share the burdens of your elders."
"That's right!"
Zhang Chulan was beaming with pride:
"And I even bought a lot of snacks! We can have a party in the car this time!"
The existence of the Great Sage had been reported to the company in advance, so no one made things difficult for them during the security check.
The group boarded the train through the VIP channel.
The car door closed.
The train slowly started moving, and the huge business class carriage contained only this group of people.
Inside the train carriage.
The Great Sage leaned against the window, watching the scenery rush by, looking somewhat excited.
Su Duo leaned against Su Wuxian, reading a newly bought storybook.
Tian Jinzhong and Zhang Zhiwei are figuring out how to watch traditional opera channels on a car TV.
Wang Ye closed his eyes to rest, his mind wandering to the heavens.
As Zhang Chulan watched all this, a warm feeling welled up in his heart.
"You're going back..."
He stretched, took out his phone, and posted a message on his WeChat Moments:
The Qinling team-building activity has successfully concluded, and we've gained a lot. Next stop: Longhu Mountain! Are you ready to welcome us?
Photo caption: A group photo of everyone standing in front of a high-speed train.
In the photo, Zhang Zhiwei is making a peace sign, Tian Jinzhong is grinning from ear to ear, Su Wuxian is standing between Zhang Zhiwei and Tian Jinzhong with his two senior brothers holding his shoulders, the Great Sage is wearing sunglasses and looking cool, Bao'er is expressionless, Su Duo is holding a Pikachu plush toy, Wang Ye looks tired, and Zhang Chulan is holding up his phone and smiling brightly.
But what he didn't know was...
This post on WeChat Moments had barely been published when it was already circulating in the world of supernatural beings...
Fryer.
......
Business class compartment on train G65.
The train sped across the vast plains at a speed of 350 kilometers per hour.
Compared to their initial anxiety on the way there, the group was clearly much more relaxed on the return journey.
"Holy crap... It's trending! It's completely trending!"
Zhang Chulan slumped in his chair, scrolling through his phone, his eyes gleaming.
"Master, someone forwarded my post on WeChat Moments to the Extraordinary People Forum..."
Su Wuxian asked, "And then?"
"And then, we became famous!!!"
"Master! Look, we're dominating the rankings on the Extraordinary People Forum!"
"Top trending topic: #LonghushanSeniorGroupQinlingSpringOuting#"
"Second trending topic: #Shocking! The leader of Quanxing Sect, Wugensheng, is actually...#"
"Third trending topic: #Zhang Chulan's shining moment#"
Zhang Chulan chuckled foolishly:
"Right now, everyone's shouting that they want to have my babies... Wait, why is the page all male?"
"What are you showing off for?"
Wang Ye covered his face with his hat and said weakly:
"What's so good about being famous? It's a hassle. Believe me, the entire itinerary of our train journey has already been thoroughly exposed."
"What's there to be afraid of? Who can come looking for trouble for us?"
Tian Jinzhong, wearing his reading glasses, was looking at the comments on his tablet, grinning from ear to ear:
"Look at these comments, calling me the 'Strongest Wheelchair Warrior on Earth'! Hahaha! This generation of netizens has good taste! But since I've already stood up, I should be called the 'Strongest Former Wheelchair Warrior on Earth'."
"Senior, someone even complimented you, saying you look like Schwarzenegger in Terminator when you wear sunglasses!"
Zhang Zhiwei calmly took a sip of tea, a slight smile playing on his lips:
"Fame, all just empty names, but... who is Schwarzenegger? A foreign superhuman? Is he impressive?"
Zhang Zhiwei, who is over 100 years old, has finally tasted the benefits of the Internet.
These "internet celebrities" began to indulge in a frenzied self-admiration.
Zhang Chulan's stomach rumbled.
"Master, I'm going to get some hot water from the next carriage and buy a cup of instant noodles while I'm at it. I was so busy bragging that I didn't get enough to eat."