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Joker: Who the hell taught you to play with cockroaches? Do you know how much psychological trauma this has caused me as a teenager?
Cursed Blade: Haha, sorry brother, I apologize.
Joker: You've already called me bro, so what else is there to say? I'll just play another game later.
Cursed Blade: You actually took this seriously? Can you even react to my change of expression? You're in jail.
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Cursed Blade: If you're bad, practice more.
【My smooth little combo, it covers all five poisons!】
You were the one who used the "courtesy first, then force" approach, so don't blame me for changing my attitude and not taking any action.
There was a long pause before the other end sent a message.
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Joker: No, you mean you're deceiving your buddy's feelings?
Joker: You've gone too far. Let me tell you, I'm Ryuji Sakamoto from Class 1-B of Haneoka Academy. If you come to Haneoka Magic Academy, you're definitely not going to get away with this. I'll rip off your hood and slap you in the face!
Cursed Blade: No, you're on Yuuki Academy. I am Kazuhiko Wenshui, a first-year student in Class A at Yuuki Academy. If you have the guts, come and show me the real me offline.
Joker: Okay, so it's Kazuhiko Wenshui, huh? You'll be back at school on Monday, wash your ass and wait.
Cursed Blade: ? (Message failed to send; the recipient is no longer your friend)
A red exclamation mark appeared after the message was sent, indicating that he had been blocked by the other party.
Koshimura Sawa let out a long sigh.
Sorry, warm water.
In fact, behind every successful man is a scapegoat. Look at Han Tianzun, who saves people from suffering, isn't there Li Feiyu, who commits murder and arson?
For Xiangbao's sake, you should make a sacrifice first.
[A newborn]
Koshimura promptly closed the private chat window.
Where was I thinking... Oh, the attack speed effect build is the right idea. The only problem is that it becomes somewhat ineffective against tanky enemies with fixed damage reduction, and the monsters' resistance to various status ailments increases as the game progresses, making the effects of status ailments like blindness and paralysis much less effective.
Furthermore, as a solo build, damage output alone isn't enough; you also need to consider how to compensate for its weaknesses in the late game...
Oh right, I haven't checked the rewards for completing this level yet.
As soon as Yuecun Ze had a thought, three golden options appeared before his eyes.
[You have already won in the challenge room. Please choose one of the following three options:]
[Acquired Specialization: Gunslinger]
[Gain Trait: Mist Edge: Once per turn, when you deal damage to a creature within 60 feet of yourself, you can deal additional damage equal to 6% (rounded down) of its current health as damage of the same type as the damage dealt.]
[Obtain the magical weapon: Mad Pistol]
No, is this still D&D?
What are you doing for me?
Chapter Thirty-Four: One Thing Subdues Another
[Approaching Chapter 79 of the "Tower of Sages"]
Before the subtitles in front of me could be fully displayed, they were quickly overwritten by new information.
You have cleared the 79th floor of the "Tower of Sages". Please choose one of the following three options:
Yuecunze looked down at the centipede beast in front of him, which had just emerged from the snow, its head covered in wing-like fins and a huge mouth full of sharp teeth, and was now crawling with cockroaches and convulsing violently on the ground.
Yi Ling ①〢Ni Si Wu々⒐ Si Jiu Ba Yue Yi Lu Tou Jiu Miao Ah.
Read-yi?《鹨1?齐亿（二）扒〤罒〨寺⑧ He put his hands together and bowed deeply to it.
Sorry, bro, you can only blame your size, which is just giant, giving you a huge contact area while lacking legendary resistance.
Centipede monsters are predators that live in frigid climates and have organs inside their bodies that can generate heat like a furnace to resist the cold.
They dig burrows deep in the ice and snow, lying in ambush, waiting for creatures to pass overhead before leaping out and swallowing them whole.
Unfortunately, this time it wasn't the prey that was swallowed whole, but rather the surging Guangdong sprites.
It had just leaped out of the ground due to the tremors caused by Koshimura Sawa's stomping, and swallowed a large number of these creatures it had never seen before. The multiplying Gs then eagerly attached themselves to the inner walls of its mouth, gnawing away at its body from the inside out.
I can't swallow it down, and I can't spit it out.
Looking at the centipede beast's massive body trembling as it was being devoured by the swarm of cockroaches, and its eyes gradually losing their luster and filled with despair, Yuecun Ze finally couldn't bear it and sighed. He drew a snake-shaped short sword from his waist, aimed it at its huge head, and forcefully plunged it in.
The centipede beast let out an extremely shrill wail, its body starting to convulse and then twisting wildly, even shaking off some of the cockroaches that were clinging to it.
...It seems that because the short sword was too short, the attack did not kill him directly.
Yuecun Ze quickly stepped on its head to steady the hand holding the sword, and twisted the short sword stuck in its head a few more times.
The monster's screams grew increasingly heart-wrenching.
I work for an animal protection association, and I have the right to suspect you of animal cruelty.
It is obvious that this is a false accusation by the giraffe, because the super beast has no sense of pain.
The centipede struggled violently for a few more moments, but finally, its body, which had been eaten away by cockroaches, stopped moving, peacefully (though this is questionable) closed its eyes, and gradually disappeared into specks of light.
Koshimura tucked the short sword back into his waistband, brushed the snow off his shoulders, and exhaled a puff of white mist.
Wisdom fruit on the Wisdom Tree, you and me beneath the Wisdom Tree. Hello everyone, I'm Magic Prison Catalog, and today I'm bringing you a speedrun guide for the Guangdong Little Elf Single-Core Sage's Tower.
Once you've set up the AFK (away from keyboard) mode, it's simple and easy to copy.
Who says this baby is no good? This baby is amazing!
Right, animal trainer?
Koshimura Sawa now finally understood why the Adventurers' Guild Joint Council had insisted on preserving the Sage's Tower.
Because this thing is indeed addictive, like it's mixed with ice, it instantly brought back the days when Yuecunze would stay up all night after school to play a few rounds of Slay the Spire.
Especially for someone like him who spends all his time studying rulebooks and building decks with car cards, far more time than he actually plays in a tabletop RPG, there is simply no resistance to this.
Not to mention that the people he was matched with along the way were all very enthusiastic and polite. After the game, they all added him as a friend to send him their warm greetings.
Unfortunately, Yuecunze was too busy with the strategy guide to reply to everyone, so he had no choice but to block all the notifications from the backend.
He brought up the backend, glanced at the bright red notification displaying "[999+]", hesitated for a second, and then decisively reached out—
I pressed the "Mark as Read" button.
The world is quiet.
Sorry, I have OCD and I can't stand the little red dot.
[666, you didn't say this when you were posting on Tieba to incite conflict and create hype.]
A hero doesn't dwell on past glories, right? The feat of getting a yellow card in a month on the asoul forum in 21 is probably a once-in-a-lifetime thing.
Until the 510 incident, he naively fantasized that asoul could form a five-member group for life and eventually perform on the Bird's Nest stage. He spent his days surfing the internet intensively, watching fan-made videos and clips, or engaging in sloppy hype and deception on Tieba.
But now everything has changed, and he no longer actively looks at any content related to them. He only occasionally clicks on it when it appears on the homepage, and sighs, "So they're still the same."
So they're all doing well.
You once thought it was just another ordinary day, but years later you realize that it was actually the best day of your life, and that such a day will never come again.
Sigh, I watched Asoul in 21, Mygo in 23, and Mujica in 25. My life has been ruined by this five-member group.
Is a lifetime a blessing or a curse?
Stunning.
Koshimura sighed, banishing his chaotic thoughts from his mind, closing the background apps, and looking at the three new options that appeared after he had just killed the Centipede Beast.
[Obtain Agility Attribute Boost Fragment x1]
[Tap Dance: In each combat session, whenever your attack rolls a successful hit, you gain an additional 1 foot of movement speed, which stacks indefinitely. Your chance to critically strike increases with your movement speed.]
[Courage of the Colossus: When you knock a target down or bind them, gain temporary health based on the target's challenge level and the duration of the status.]
Byd, how come there's something to do with the Soul Arena?
After a moment's thought, Koshimura Sawa decisively chose [Tap Dance].
Since there is no upper limit to the accumulation of movement speed, combined with the high attack frequency of the Guangdong Sprite, it is easy to stack the movement speed to a very high level.
The improvement in mobility can be seen as a way to improve survivability, and in some ways it is even more comprehensive than simply improving survivability.
Not to mention the incredible effect of increasing movement speed upon hit, expanding movement speed for heavy attacks, and making it even easier to hit after the heavy attacks are expanded, allowing you to step on your left foot and ascend to heaven on the spot.
Although the damage of the Guangdong Little Elf is fixed at 1, it does not need a critical hit to provide a guaranteed hit effect, and even if it takes a critical hit, it will only deal 2 damage, but its own weapon is not.
First, use the Guangdong Sprite to stack up the critical hit probability, then use your own weapon to attack. Every hit will be a fiery explosion. Combined with the -5+10 feat, the output can reach a level that is completely incomprehensible.
One feature actually completed the last piece of the puzzle for the Cluster Shepherd.
[Just like Discard Warlock, Byd always has one last piece of the puzzle, right?]
Didn't they spend ten years working on the puzzle and still have hundreds of millions of pieces left?
When Koshimura selected the boost, he found that the subtitles did not disappear as usual, but instead new content appeared.
Your swarm of "Guangdong Sprites" has developed a new trait, "Molten Core," after consuming the flesh and blood of the "Centipede Giant."
[When the target is not within its reach range, "Guangdong Little Elf ji u ball liu si Liu Qi" ba er shou ba can switch to launching a ranged attack on targets that are not in the air within 15 feet. The damage caused by the ranged attack is only half of the damage of the melee attack (after resolution) (rounded down), and the damage type is always fire damage.]
Wow, there's even a theory about autonomous mutation.
And it's also my second favorite fire cockroach.
What? You're asking what my favorite is?
That's definitely the ultimate flying unit, the Great Dragon, which is the strongest in the entire StarCraft II series.
The surrounding snow began to melt and dissipate, returning to an endless expanse of darkness.
Koshimura stretched his limbs and looked at the densely packed, almost endless entries under the [Traits] section of his personal panel, as well as the [Specialties] section with [Sharpshooter], [Piercer], and [Strengthening Body and Mind].
well.
After passing the 79th floor, the next challenge is the 80th floor—the fourth challenge room he has encountered this time.
Compared to the tense and exciting internal battles he had experienced in the previous matches, he was now looking forward to the fun he would have with his next opponent.
It can only be said that intensity really does distort a person.
Even if you're 50% stronger than me, if you were to play this game, it would be hard not to have a smooth cerebral cortex and start drooling. If you can hold back your laughter, you should be diagnosed with severe depression.
Yuecunze felt as if he were experiencing a sense of redemption, like when he first borrowed EW from the support, activated the 3rd skill, and watched her blast the boss that had been stuck for so long to death with a few shots.
[Go eat a large portion, embracing yourself and your sense of redemption]
I forgot the beginning, the end, and the middle, but anyway, just keep using basic attacks interspersed with regular attacks, stand still, and talk to my little Guangzhou sprite.
The surrounding scenery changed dramatically once again. Flat stone bricks suddenly appeared underfoot, forming a spacious circular plaza with an exquisite fountain in the center.
[Entering the challenge room...]
[Matching you with an equally matched opponent...]
The names in the matching list scrolled rapidly, eventually coming to a slow stop.
You have been matched with an equally matched opponent:
Donatz
The profile picture is a chocolate donut sprinkled with colorful sprinkles.
...Donuts, right?
Why do you all like to use these puns that are so lame they're practically deadly?