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"Little pervert, are you there?" A jade-like leg gently lifted, the toes creating ripples on the water's surface, the rounded toes slightly curled, gleaming with a delicate pink luster.
"You weren't doing something bad in there, were you?"
"Yes..." the young Li Pu replied through gritted teeth, while trying to move his numb legs.
This stalemate can't continue.
Sigh, bringing a helper would be fine too.
"Tifa, do you...want to do bad things with me?"
Tifa was waiting for this line!
Li Pu watched as her exquisitely carved jade feet gracefully emerged from the water, glistening with water droplets, and silently and lightly stepped across the stone floor, stopping in front of the washroom door.
"Okay!"
So...
Tifa! She's helped Lip with a major investigation!
Chapter 182 Misfortunes Never Come Singly (One Today, Three Tomorrow, Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwah)
Within the Immortal Realm, the night gently shrouded the golden sands where glimmers of light floated.
The waves gently roll onto the shore, breaking into silvery fragments under the starry sky.
Amidst the deep blue sky dotted with stars, a pale green aurora hung silently like a veil across the horizon.
"So beautiful..." Tifa murmured, as fine sand slipped gently through her fingers.
She turned her head slightly, the white flower adorning her ear trembling gently in the sea breeze, and looked at the carefree, handsome young man beside her who had stopped to look at the sea with her. A faint smile unconsciously appeared on her lips.
This little flirt actually knows a thing or two about romance...
“When I was little, I would climb up the village’s water tower every night to look at the stars,” she said, her fingertips unconsciously touching the petals by her ear.
The sound of the waves gently caresses your ears.
For some reason, ever since she stepped onto this beach, the flutter in her heart has become increasingly clear.
Young Li Pu leaned back, his hands casually resting on the soft sand, his gaze sweeping over the pure white hair in her locks:
Is it the tallest one in the village?
His voice carried a languid quality, like the sea breeze, yet his gaze remained fixed on the aurora borealis swirling across the sky.
Beautiful women, beaches, and starry skies.
With such a beautiful day and scenery, the originally planned "major investigation" no longer seemed so urgent.
However, ever since he entered the beach through the hotel's portal, he had a vague feeling that something was amiss...
After nightfall, this divine realm always exudes an indescribable eeriness.
To be honest, he had been wary of this "divine realm" since daytime.
Especially when recalling the temple he had explored with his master Chun-Li: the walls were covered with murals that resembled the carnival of Slaanesh believers, and the statues were posed in various unspeakable poses.
Men and women, women and women, men and men, men and small animals, women and small animals.
Snakes, pigs, dogs, cows, horses... It's so strange...
Finally, they gave him the classic doujinshi setting of "he can't leave without doing XX".
This secret realm is somewhat outrageous...
Thinking of this, he squinted at the horizon sinking into darkness in the distance, his fingertips unconsciously picking at the grains of sand.
Fortunately, the upgrade and maintenance of intelligence permissions was about to be completed, so he simply sat down with Tifa and waited.
It won't make a difference if we wait a little longer.
[Intelligence clearance being upgraded...]
[Time remaining: 4 minutes and 59 seconds...]
After returning to the agency from Dongzhou and then taking a break before vacationing at 'Golden Beach', the system's permission upgrade was about to be completed quietly in the two or three days he was unaware of it.
It's best to wait for more information.
As his thoughts wandered, Tifa, who was beside him, heard his casual reply, and her beautiful eyes suddenly lit up. The white flower by her ear swayed gently as she turned her head.
"So...you remembered everything?"
As she spoke, the beautiful woman suddenly lifted her hips and moved closer, the fabric of her swimsuit rustling against the thin sofa.
A warm knee gently pressed against the boy's side, carrying the moist scent of the sea breeze.
Although everything in Nibelheim village has long since vanished.
But this young man can accompany her on a dream journey back to her hometown—watching the stars from the water tower, playing in the village, and in the wheat fields…
Over time, Tifa came to regard Lip as half a "villager" or even... half a childhood sweetheart.
Li Pu also noticed his "village girl's" extremely xenophobic behavior in choosing a spouse.
Due to childhood experiences and various psychological traumas.
Tifa's standards... are as simple and brutal as a household registration check!
As long as you are from Nibelheim village, even if you have mental problems, she will not abandon you.
But without a Nibelheim village "registration"...
I'm sorry... even the King of Heaven wouldn't be worthy of Jerusalem's attention.
Simply put: What is your household registration status?
However, Tifa's initiative at this moment made him feel a little uncomfortable.
Is this still the same "little village girl" who's always sulking and throwing tantrums?
“My house is right next to that big water tower; you can see my room’s window.”
But as she was talking, Tifa suddenly froze, as if she had been splashed with cold water.
She blinked her wine-red eyes, looked down in a daze, and found that her whole body was almost pressed against Li Pu's arm.
The fabric on the side of her swimsuit had slipped down at some point, and her plump, fleshy breasts pressed tightly against the boy's arm. The warm touch of their skin instantly sobered her up.
"Ah!" She recoiled as if electrocuted, her ears turning bright red and even her neck turning pink.
Li Pu raised an eyebrow as he watched her frantically pull the thin straps of her swimsuit up to her shoulders, and frowned slightly. "Are you... are you alright?"
Upon hearing this, Tifa's beautiful eyes widened immediately, and she gave the boy a solid eye roll.
Seeing this, Li Pu breathed a sigh of relief—finally, the normal Tifa who could glare and blush is back.
Just then, the sea breeze suddenly froze for a moment.
A cold, mechanical voice suddenly rang in his mind:
System maintenance and upgrade are complete.
[Daily intelligence clearance level upgraded from C to B.]
[Current Daily Intelligence Access Level: B. You can obtain four randomly selected B-level intelligence reports daily, as well as four fixed erotic tidbits.]
[Warning: The current level has reached the limit of 'Revived Valkyrie: Romance'. System stability is beginning to decline...]
Error code 0x7E3F: Divinity interface overload
[Core protocol verification failed: 0x1D#Rift_Anchor]
[Buffer overflow: Elysian_Field.buffer[7FF]]
Fatal error: Contractual binding force is below the safety threshold.
[Warning level raised to: CRITICAL]
The last lines of garbled text were branded onto his retina like eerie blue flames.
Li Pu was taken aback.
What do you mean?
Alice!
Li Pu's pupils suddenly contracted.
The thought that something might have happened to Alice pierced his spine like an ice pick. He jerked up and tried to open the portal—but the portal he summoned remained motionless, as if sealed by molten gold.
Blessings are unparalleled, and misfortunes do not come singly.
The system warning suddenly revealed ominous golden patterns:
[Alert: Massive amounts of 'Immortal' Divinity detected]
Error 0x7E3F has been upgraded to: Divine Realm Sovereignty Conflict
[Spatial anchoring has been overridden: the coordinates have been marked as 'Immortal Seed Nurturing Ground']
[System Overload Chain Reaction Detection]
The divinity of the core node [Goddess of Romance - Alice] has fluctuated significantly.
[Mandatory Measures: Activating a God-Level Isolation Barrier]
"What happened?" Tifa sensed something was wrong and immediately moved closer, only to find that it was as if there was an invisible glass covering Lip.
The moment she reached out to touch it, the swimsuit straps snapped open as if by static electricity, causing her 32D pendant breasts to tremble and sway.
"We can't get out?" Her voice was filled with panic.
Li Pu frowned and did not answer.
The alarm that exploded on my retina again was a glaring scarlet:
[Error 0xDEAD: Divine Link fluctuates significantly...]
[Vitality Alert: 'Romance' core node load 97%...98%...99%......]
[WARNING: Valkyrie's divine interface is overloaded, protection greatly reduced...]
"That really took a sharp turn for the worse..."
Chapter 183 Full Hips and Weak Chrysanthemum, Long Legs and Weak Feet (Two chapters combined, the third chapter will be updated later, brothers go to sleep first, mwah ...
Li Pu quickly grasped the current situation.
This is a chain reaction crisis, similar to the collapse of dominoes.
His access level increased far faster than Alice's recovery progress, causing her to fall into an overloaded state, and the daily intelligence system became extremely unstable.
At the same time, the protection from the "Romantic" destiny was greatly weakened due to problems with Alice's condition at the core node.
This alternate dimension, which was originally the "Immortal God Realm" but is now marked as the "God Realm Without a Master," also took this opportunity to reveal its ferocious fangs.
"Tear~"
A soft hiss escaped Li Pu's lips as his fingertips unconsciously traced his jawline repeatedly.
I knew earlier...
We should help Alice more.
We must expedite the formation of the "Fire-Passing Alliance" to propel this "romantic" goddess onto the path of saving the world.
It now appears that my own destiny with "romance" and Alice's revival are in a strongly intertwined symbiotic relationship.
Her condition has been unstable ever since she was forced to mature prematurely.
Fortunately, all four pieces of intelligence were still fully updated today.
The most urgent thing is to go out and see how Alice is doing.
Just as I was about to examine it closely, a new prompt suddenly appeared.
[Overload detected in the divine interface... The stability of the 'Romantic' destiny is below the safety threshold...]
[Emergency protocol activated: Second core invoked to perform temporary repair...]
[Error: Exclusive Destiny '???' awaits activation...]