Dragon Raja: I practiced Naruto ninjutsu next to Lu Mingfei.

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At this point, her husband revealed her secrets, and she couldn't take it anymore. She broke down, covered her head, and cried on the ground. Then, covering her face, she turned and pushed through the crowd to run away.

The old man stood there, panting heavily. The once harmonious family that had been involved in staged accidents had suddenly fallen apart. His daughter-in-law and children had all been hiding many dirty secrets from him, while he had mistakenly believed they were a loving and happy family.

The middle-aged man continued, "Oh, right, my dad actually eats fast food out from time to time. He likes fatty meat... but he's afraid of being discovered, so he always eats in the next town. But this idea coincides with mine. I've bumped into him several times. How should I put it? It's quite embarrassing for a father and son to run into each other like this, so I always avoid him, and I'm afraid we'll order the same dish!"

"Wow!"

The onlookers were in an uproar, thinking that this family was full of awful people, not a single one of them was any good!

The gossip I heard today is even more magical realism than Gabriel García Márquez's "One Hundred Years of Solitude".

"you……"

The old man, who was always concerned about his reputation, had all his old wounds exposed. He seemed to be so angry that he was on the verge of a breakdown. He pointed at his filial son, his wrinkled fingers trembling.

Then she stumbled and fell on top of her son.

The middle-aged man, with a blank stare and expressionless face, hugged his father who was faking an accident.

Seeing that it was about time, Gu Ran leaned out of the car window and said, "Alright, take your dad with you to the police station to turn yourself in. Don't block the way, and don't try to stage accidents for money again."

"Okay, I'll turn myself in right away. I'll also report the fast food restaurants I've been to, hoping for leniency!"

The middle-aged man dutifully held his unconscious father and stepped aside, asking passersby if they knew where the nearest police station was.

The passerby was taken aback by the question, so he pointed to the two street corners next door.

Some busybodies have already taken out their phones to record videos nearby, ready to post them on Weibo and QQ Space, which will surely go viral!

Among the crowd was a screenwriter who frequented the relationship section of Tianya Forum. He had already conceived a script of more than forty episodes based on today's events, thinking it would definitely be a huge hit!

This story is much more chaotic than "Thunderstorm"!

The more chaotic the gossip, the more attention it attracts.

As for this family, once the video is posted online and spreads, their reputation will be ruined, and the neighbors will have no idea what they'll say about them behind their backs.

They will probably never be able to hold their heads up again.

We can only pray that after they finish their prison sentences, this incident will be forgotten.

Su Xiaoqiang and Liu Miaomiao were eating melon seeds in the car, a scene that shocked the two young girls.

At this point, the crowd began to leave the road, and some curious people followed the middle-aged man to see if he would really go to the police station to turn himself in.

The lane, which had been packed with people, finally cleared up. Before the passersby could even notice the car, Su Xiaoqiang slowly started the engine and drove away.

Gu Ran looked at the phones of the people around him and said, "We'll have to change cars when we get back."

Although Su Xiaoqiang and Liu Miaomiao did not roll down the car window to show their faces, and he disguised himself when he peeked out, the car and license plate gave them away.

There might be troublemakers following you afterward, causing unnecessary trouble, so it's best to change cars.

Chapter 344 Sister Liu Miaomiao

Back home, Liu Miaomiao wisely took a shower first, and this time she specifically checked the shower gel and shampoo before entering the bathroom, and they were still plentiful.

She jokingly said to the two of them, "You can continue now, I won't bother you this time!"

After saying that, she went back to her room and took a shower.

Seeing an opportunity, Gu Ran used both hands to pin Su Xiaoqiang against the wall.

"What are you doing?" Su Xiaoqiang had nowhere to escape. She tried to crouch down and run away, but Gu Ran didn't give her a chance at all. He kept his hands against the wall to prevent her from escaping.

As his face and chest drew ever closer, Su Xiaoqiang still felt a little shy, even though they were an old married couple.

The act of "wall slamming" (壁咚) actually depends on looks. If an ugly person does it, they'll get slapped and called a pervert in no time.

Su Xiaoqiang looked at that delicate face, with its somewhat rugged features and a hint of domineering air. A faint smile played on his lips, a slightly roguish smile, as if he wanted to see her make a fool of herself.

But the little fairy was fearless and not afraid of making a fool of herself. Instead, she raised her proud chin and gave off an expression that said, "I'll play along with whatever you want."

"Baby, I want to sleep in the bed tonight," Gu Ran said, expressing her most simple wish.

Su Xiaoqiang chuckled twice, then said expressionlessly, "No."

"Then I'll just have to keep kissing you until you agree to the terms!" Gu Ran lowered his head to find her cute little mouth, and because he was afraid she would dodge, he leaned his body closer to her chest.

But Su Xiaoqiang wasn't afraid at all. She took the initiative to go up to him, wrapped her arms around his neck, and pressed her chest against his body.

Two minutes later, the two parted their lips with strange expressions.

Su Xiaoqiang still had her arms around his neck. She bit her lower lip and said provocatively, "Want to continue? Tonight's dipping sauce has garlic, scallions, and cilantro!"

"We tasted it, we tasted it! There was also balsamic vinegar, sesame paste, millet peppers, and Erjingtiao peppers." Gu Ran was both amused and exasperated. He had forgotten about this; they had just finished eating mutton hot pot, and both of their breath still smelled strongly of mutton.

He sighed and said, "I feel like I just ate stir-fried beef tongue with scallions."

Su Xiaoqiang was amused by him, and playfully stuck out her cute little tongue, then pouted slightly, asking him if he wanted to continue.

Gu Ran remained silent, avoiding the fight: "Your sweet talk has gone cold, it's become salty. This old woman is starting to act recklessly."

Su Xiaoqiang looked at him with a half-smile: "Do you want me to forgive you?"

"Mmm-hmm!" Gu Ran nodded like a chick pecking at rice.

“I suddenly remembered that in the beginning, I was the one who pursued you. You never pursued me.” Su Xiaoqiang leaned against the wall, her hands wrapped around his thick neck, looking at him with great interest.

Gu Ran was amused by her cute and mischievous appearance, and reached out to pinch her smooth chin: "But when you were pursuing me, all you did was throw yourself at me, so can I do the same now?"

As he spoke, he pressed his body against her soft form, trying to make her submit.

Su Xiaoqiang placed her hands on his large pectoral muscles, amused by his illogical reasoning: "Anyway, starting tomorrow, our relationship will return to that of ordinary friends. If you don't do everything you can to win me over in the next couple of days... you'd better watch out!"

After saying that, she pushed Gu Ran away, went back to her room, and locked the door.

Gu Ran noticed Su Xiaoqiang's expectant expression as the door closed; it seemed she really wanted to play this game.

I'll just play along with her then, since I like her so much.

……

After taking a shower, Gu Ran sat on the sofa to watch TV. It seemed that Su Xiaoqiang wouldn't come out to see him.

Meanwhile, the gluttonous Liu Miaomiao went to the refrigerator in the kitchen, found a box of cherries, and asked Gu Ran in the living room, "Do you want some cherries?"

"Let's eat," Gu Ran said casually.

"Oh." Liu Miaomiao thought to herself, "He's the one who wanted to eat them, so I washed them. Of course, I'll eat a couple too."

She said she was going to lose weight this morning, but she's completely forgotten about it now.

After washing the cherries, Liu Miaomiao placed them on the coffee table and sat down on the sofa, leaving two empty seats for her and Gu Ran.

She picked up a large cherry, took a bite of the flesh with her rosy lips, and said as she ate, "Are you sleeping on the sofa again tonight?"

Gu Ran said, "Don't talk while you're eating, or you'll choke like last time."

Liu Miaomiao recalled the last time she had a cherry pit stuck in her trachea; if Gu Ran hadn't been there, she might have died.

She playfully stuck out her tongue, spat out the pit, and then asked again, "Is it fun for you guys to keep arguing?"

Gu Ran also ate two cherries. The two girls bought 4J cherries, which were big and sweet.

He replied, "That's quite interesting. It's no fun if couples treat each other with the same respect for each other their whole lives."

"Oh..." Liu Miaomiao seemed to understand but not quite. She picked up the remote control and randomly switched to a variety show.

Gu Ran glanced at her. This little girl was wearing a warm long-sleeved winter pajama. Her delicate and pretty face was fair and flawless. Her youthful appearance made her look pitiful no matter what expression she had.

She smelled of a mixture of shampoo and shower gel after her shower, but Gu Ran felt no romantic thoughts while smelling the fragrance.

In his eyes, Liu Miaomiao was just a little girl who never grew up. He treated her like a younger sister. Her youthful appearance only aroused his protective instincts, but he had no interest in that aspect. The more he looked at her, the more he felt that she was underage, which made him feel a little uncomfortable.

He still prefers someone like Su Xiaoqiang, who looks both innocent and alluring, somewhat like a mature woman, and has a great personality—both sweet and charming.

He prefers older women to little girls.

"I heard that Zhao Menghua really wants to become a pastor, is that true?" Liu Miaomiao asked with a hint of gossip.

Gu Ran smiled and said, "Yes."

Liu Miaomiao casually said, "Why did he suddenly become a pastor? He seemed pretty arrogant to me. I thought he was going to go home and inherit the family business or start a business or something."

"He... could be considered a prodigal son who has turned over a new leaf."

Well, once you've been brainwashed by Kassel College, it's hard not to turn back.

Masashi Toyama is a very good brainwasher. His Word of Power is Hypnos, a name derived from the Greek god of sleep.

This spell can guide the target into a deep sleep state; the effect will be better with the help of props.

In terms of brainwashing, Masashi Tomiyama is more effective at hypnosis than Gu Ran.

Brainwashing and hypnosis are different. Brainwashing directly changes the other person's coercive cognition, while hypnosis can only make the other person's subconscious obey your commands. Although it is possible to make coercive coercion through illusion, brainwashing is still superior in changing cognition.

So now, in Zhao Menghua's mind, Nibelungen in Beijing is his hellish journey, a place filled with withered bones and death, and Chen Wenwen, the only one who answers his phone, is his angel who saves him.

This religious experience will be unforgettable for him, and he will be devoted to Chen Wenwen for the rest of his life. No matter how ruthless, cruel, or unreasonable she may be, he will never abandon her.

Lu Mingfei and Gu Ran were both satisfied with the result. The whole world had given up on Zhao Menghua, but Chen Wenwen still cared about him. It was only right that he treat Chen Wenwen well in this life.

And a girl like Chen Wenwen... I guess only Zhao Menghua could handle her.

This lovesick couple is actually quite a good match.

Gu Ran wouldn't be able to handle a literary girl like Chen Wenwen. He couldn't get through either Marguerite Duras's "The Lover" or Junichi Watanabe's "The Lover," and he even had a hard time getting into "Dream of the Red Chamber."

Lu Mingfei might like to spend his whole life with Chen Wenwen, but if it came to actually living together, he probably wouldn't have much of a chance.

Gu Ran thought to herself that Lu Mingfei and Chen Wenwen would probably keep arguing in a loop using the terms 'ruthless, cruel, and unreasonable'.

As Liu Miaomiao ate, she picked up the plate of cherries and put it in her lap.

Gu Ran laughed and said, "Didn't you say you were going to lose weight at dinner tonight? Why did you eat so much?"

"It's fine to eat fruit. Fruit is low in calories and won't make you fat," Liu Miaomiao said.

"Don't think that eating fruit won't make you fat. Fruit contains a lot of fructose, and if you eat it at night, the excess fructose will be converted into triglycerides in the liver. Since the body is less active at night, fat is more likely to accumulate."

Gu Ran teased her, "If you don't believe me, go weigh yourself tomorrow morning, you'll definitely be fatter than you are today!"

Liu Miaomiao glared at him resentfully, thinking to herself, "How can this person be like this? I'm eating happily, can't we talk about gaining weight tomorrow?"

"I'll exercise tomorrow and lose the fat, that's all. Mind your own business!" Liu Miaomiao glared at him resentfully, but still put down the plate of cherries.