RNP Chapter 163 Undead Bathing, Cold Jokes and Floating Corpses
Chapter 163 Undead Bathing, Cold Jokes and Floating Corpses
Chapter 163 The Undead Take a Bath, A Lame Joke—Floating Corpses
"What the hell? It's not like joining my Axis Cult means you can't find a good man!"
Aqua was still a little angry when she got home, while Darkness and Wiz, who were beside her, had expressions that were hard to describe.
The Axis cult is known as a cult with mental problems, and there's a reason for that. The biggest reason lies in the unconventional fantasies of some of its members, who not only accept people but also bestiality.
If someone were to become a follower of the Axis religion, they would immediately lose their right to choose a spouse in the marriage market.
Oh no, it's probably that no one would want to marry an Axis, that's the grim situation.
"In a sense, this can be considered a form of self-torture."
Darkness was referring to the selection of Broly as her future husband, since the boy was also considered an Axis.
"Miss Darkness, could you please not take me with you?"
Wiz's expression was somewhat subtle; she had no masochistic tendencies.
"I'm going to take a shower. I spent the whole day in the dungeon with the undead, and I smell terrible."
As Aqua spoke, she took off her clothes and ran towards the bathroom.
"Ugh, does it smell bad?"
Wiz was somewhat offended and immediately sniffed his sleeve, discovering that it did indeed have a smell.
"Shall we shower together?"
Darkness did hard labor, and she had just returned carrying treasure; she was covered in sweat.
"Isn't this a bit inappropriate?"
The lich lady was a little hesitant, mainly because she was afraid of being in the same bathhouse as Aqua.
"There's nothing wrong with it. It's a good opportunity for you to experience Broly's body scrubbing technique."
"Mmm-hmm-hmm."
Broly looked at the Lich Lady with some anticipation, while he himself smelled the most, after all, he had carried the zombie back.
"Oh well."
Seeing the boy's expectant look as he tried to show off his talent, Wiz reluctantly agreed.
The bathroom in the annex is over 20 square meters, with the pool taking up most of it.
After rinsing his body clean outside the pool, Master Bu went online.
Wiz's body was indeed cold, like a corpse.
However, the smooth and elastic feel upon handling it must be described as that of a fresh corpse.
Her skin was slightly dark, but it was just pale; it was still very white. Not only was it white, but it was also large, the kind of slightly plump figure. Every part of it was beautifully shaped, and it could be described as a voluptuous body.
However, Wiz's body, which can be described with many praises, still has some shortcomings, namely, its metabolism is not fast enough.
Broly rubbed for a while and then felt a little frustrated because he hadn't gotten much dust out.
For a bathhouse attendant, this is no less frustrating than eating fries without ketchup.
However, the good news is that after combining the technique of infusing life energy, Wiz's body, which was also given a full-body massage, felt comfortable, and his happiness level rose by seven points, which was higher than the current combined increase of Aqua and Darkness.
It can only be said that the other two, who were used to scrubbing each other in the bathhouse, had become like an old married couple, losing interest in some things.
Although the happiness stat can still increase, it can only increase a little bit, which is incomparable to that of Wiz, who is not yet used to her.
No wonder they're so fickle.
With this information in mind, Broly gently placed the Lich Lady, who had already earned enough happiness points from a bath, into the huge bathtub.
In the next five minutes, Broly worked with lightning speed to clean the surfaces of Aqua and Darkness's bodies.
The four of them were soaking in the large bath, but it didn't feel crowded at all. Aqua let out a comfortable sigh and picked up the bottle of fine sparkling wine that had been brought in to drink.
"A big bathroom is so much better. Marian's small bathroom can't compare to our big bathroom at all."
Okay, Aqua is still holding a grudge; she probably won't forget it until she goes to sleep tonight.
"Yes, but it's a bit of a waste of water and firewood every time we take a shower."
Wiz felt the bath was too big; it could easily accommodate five or six more people taking a bath together—it was practically a medium-sized public bathhouse.
"Look, there's a guardrail next to it, probably to prevent people from slipping and falling in the pool, right?"
Wiz touched the railing next to him and found that the slots on it were quite suitable for a person to grip.
"Ah, Wiz, that's not a railing, that's..."
Darkness saw this and, who had been being offered drinks by Aqua, immediately spat out the drink she had just taken a sip.
"Hey, hey, hey, this is top-grade sparkling wine, worth 300,000 Eris a bottle! You just sprayed it into the pool like that?"
"Aqua, please answer one question for me: was this pool properly cleaned before we started using it?"
"What nonsense are you talking about? Of course it was thoroughly cleaned before use, otherwise how could it be used if it was covered in moss?"
"Then I'm relieved."
Darkness breathed a sigh of relief.
"What's wrong?"
Wiz found her reaction somewhat strange.
"The railing you mentioned isn't a handrail to prevent people from slipping; it's an auxiliary tool. As for how to use it, well, Wiz, turn around and grab it with both hands..."
Darkness felt that it was better to let Wiz experience it for himself rather than just telling her.
"is that so?"
Wiz obediently tried it, and soon her buttocks were nudged by Darkness from behind.
"Huh? Ah!"
The lich lady was taken aback at first, somewhat puzzled, but suddenly her face turned red.
"So it's for assisting with this?"
"This kind of thing isn't very common even in the bathrooms of nobles. Only those guys who like to do chores in the bathroom would install something like this. Hmm, it seems that the former owner of this villa was a guy who knew how to have fun."
Darkness, with the air of a seasoned player, imagined herself lying there, then suddenly added, "But I prefer shackles to handrails, and if possible, the kind that can put my face underwater..."
Darkness's masochistic tendencies flared up again. She blushed as she uttered strange things while stealing glances at the boy next to her, seemingly anticipating his reaction.
As a result, she saw Broly having a great time diving, pushing off the pool wall from one end of the large bath to the other, then floating back on the surface of the water, and then playing the diving game again.
As for the suggestive and alluring scene here, it was only glanced at at first, and then dismissed after it was no longer understood.
"Darkness, can you let go of my waist now?"
Wiz asked.
"I'm sorry, I lost my composure."
Darkness released the lich lady's waist, sat back down in the pool, and regained her composure.
"Phew~"
The Lich Lady also breathed a sigh of relief; that position just now was unexpectedly embarrassing.
"Would you like some alcohol?"
Aqua, holding a bottle of liquor, leaned closer and asked.
"Oh, I don't need it."
Wiz tried to refuse, but the next moment a bottle was shoved into his mouth.
"Don't be shy, drink as much as you like!"
Aqua spoke quite frankly, her face flushed, as if she were drunk.
"Hey, this liquor, it's strong liquor."
It was only then that Darkness noticed the spirits label next to the bottle of premium sparkling wine.
"Since everyone's taking a bath, let me perform a 'flowers, birds, wind, and moon' show for you!"
Aqua, who had not used any purifying alcohol, was already intoxicated.
As she sprayed water everywhere, everyone fled the bathroom in a panic.
"Waaaaah, the drunken Aqua-sama is terrifying! I almost got purified!"
Wiz was still shaken, while Broly helped her by infusing her with life energy to restore her somewhat ethereal body.
"Aqua is still inside, is it alright to leave her like this?"
Darkness, having changed into her pajamas, couldn't help but ask.
She only goes home occasionally now, and usually stays at the villa.
"It's alright. Master Aqua was like that before, and she even said that sleeping in the water is more comfortable than sleeping in a bed."
Aqua is the goddess of water, so it's impossible for her to drown while drunk; she can breathe freely even underwater.
Because of Broly's words, the other two chose to leave Aqua alone.
After a drunken rampage, Aqua collapsed in the bathtub and fell asleep like a floating corpse.
(End of this chapter)