RNP Chapter 45 I really am a Japanese!
Chapter 45 I really am a Japanese!
Lu Zhanbo asked anxiously, "Sis, what's wrong? Are you alright?"
Martin held his finger to Hu Yifei's nose, pinched her philtrum, and said, "It's okay, she's still breathing."
"I should be studying at a music academy in New York, but my dad is forcing me to go on blind dates." Lin Wanyu lowered her head.
Zeng Xiaoxian interjected, "Who are you going on a blind date with? Gates' son or Buffett's nephew?"
Lin Wanyu frowned and said, "I don't know. I only know that their family is drilling for oil in the UAE."
Hu Yifei, who had just recovered, suddenly fainted again.
Martin felt Hu Yifei desperately trying to burrow into his arms, and realizing this could cause trouble, he quickly handed her over to Lu Zhanbo.
"Calm down, calm down."
Lin Wanyu said helplessly, "I didn't want to go, but my dad insisted on sending someone to pick me up. On a whim, I bought a plane ticket and ended up here."
My father sent people everywhere looking for me, so I had no choice but to keep quiet and not tell you my true identity. I've never had any freedom since I was a child; this is the first time I've truly been independent, and I don't want to marry someone I've never even met.
Seeing that there was no tofu to eat, Hu Yifei immediately calmed down and exclaimed, "No wonder! That explains why you know so much about music, cigars, US dollars, and..."
Lu Zhanbo grinned and glanced sideways at his older sister.
Hu Yifei then realized that she had let something slip.
Lin Wanyu looked at Hu Yifei in surprise and asked, "How did you know?"
Hu Yifei hugged Lu Zhanbo and rambled on, "I...hahahaha! Zhanbo and I used to be conjoined twins. Our heads were connected until we were two years old. We have a telepathic connection!"
The siblings: "Hehehe..."
Zeng Xiaoxian sarcastically remarked, "Haha! So when the doctor was separating them, he made a swift cut and gave the whole brain to Zhanbo!"
Hu Yifei glared at Zeng Xiaoxian and threatened, "Are you looking for a beating?"
Zeng Xiaoxian replied with an emoji, clearly unconvinced.
You're allowed to insult everyone's intelligence, but I'm not allowed to say a word back?
Lin Wanyu assured her, "I've said everything I needed to say. But don't worry, I'll definitely find a job and pay my own rent. I won't be a burden to you."
Hu Yifei stepped forward and said reproachfully, "What are you saying, silly? You've come to this apartment, so you're one of our brothers and sisters. There's no such thing as being a burden or not. Helping each other out is only right."
Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile, "Wanyu, don't worry, we will definitely keep it a secret for you."
"Wanyu, I believe you can definitely live the life you want to be," Martin said earnestly to Lin Wanyu.
Lin Wanyu looked at the three of them gratefully and nodded vigorously.
Lu Zhanbo said naively, "Wanyu, I've been studying since I was little. I don't know anything else besides studying. Actually, the day I met you was also the first day I truly began to be independent, so I can understand how you feel."
Don't worry, we don't know any rich heiress Lin Wanyu at all. We only know... Lin Wanyu who buys pirated copies!
Lin Wanyu slowly walked over and hugged Lu Zhanbo, saying emotionally, "Zhanbo, thank you!"
Hu Yifei excitedly made a kissing gesture to Lu Zhanbo from behind.
Martin: Sigh~ That's the difference. I encouraged Wanyu too, but why didn't she hug me? Did I not say enough encouraging words?
There's one more thing! Wanyu has already confessed to everyone, so how about I... add fuel to the fire and also confess a little?
The door suddenly opened, and Lü Ziqiao jumped in, exclaiming in surprise, "Wow! Everyone's here?"
Lu Ziqiao pulled a green hat from behind his back, put it on, and then turned around and asked, "What do you think of my new hat?"
He was still basking in the joy of finally being "redeemed".
"Hiss~ Broccoli?!" Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian exclaimed in unison.
Hearing the commotion outside, Chen Meijia came out to see what was going on and clapped her hands happily, saying, "Why is it so lively?"
Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian stared at everything with their mouths agape in an "O" shape.
A chaotic scene!
A chaotic scene is about to unfold!!
"Knock knock knock".
Then there was a knock on the door.
A police officer walked in and asked, "Who just called 110?"
Guan Gu Shenqi grinned sheepishly and raised his hand to admit, "Oh, it was the takeout I ordered!"
Apart from Martin, Lu Ziqiao, and Chen Meijia, who were in the know, everyone else looked completely bewildered.
How did I end up ordering takeout from the police?
Lu Ziqiao put his hands in his pockets, pretending nothing was wrong.
Hu Yifei hesitated, then said, "Ziqiao, you..."
"I don't know! It has nothing to do with me!" Lu Ziqiao reflexively denied any involvement.
Martin had no choice but to step forward and explain to the police: "Excuse me, officer, my roommate is a foreigner who just came to China and is not familiar with the situation here. He accidentally dialed the police."
"A foreigner?" The police officer looked at Guan Gu Shenqi with some disbelief.
Guan Gu greeted him with a smile: "Hello, officer, I'm from Yokohama, from Xiaoziri!"
The police officer looked Guan Gu up and down, frowned, and said, "If you're going to make a false report, then make a false report. Why pretend to be a foreigner? Don't blame every bad thing you do on us."
Do you realize that making false police reports not only wastes police resources, but can also prevent those who truly need help from receiving timely assistance, leading to serious consequences?
"Huh? I...I really am a simple person. Oh my... (Japanese self-introduction)"
Guan Gu Shenqi recited a Japanese rap to prove his identity.
To his surprise, the police officer wasn't buying it at all. He said earnestly, "Young man, don't think that just because you're babbling incoherently you're speaking Japanese. Do you think I don't understand? It's shown on TV, isn't it?"
Well, there's an old Chinese saying, "Those who understand the times are heroes," or as people say, "that's what everyone says, okay?"
Everyone:!!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ
"What?!"
Guan Gu was stunned.
"And your height has already given you away. How can a young man be that tall?" The police officer pointed out Guan Gu's mysterious "flaws" one by one.
Martin Qian laughed and said, "Officer, you really are... very knowledgeable."
"Stop flattering me. I'll let it slide since this is your first time, but don't make false police reports again, understand?"
The police officer pointed at Guan Gu Shenqi and said, "You can't just pretend to be a foreigner."
"Huh? I'm so nervous..."
Everyone rushed forward and covered Guan Gu's mouth.
"Okay, okay, we know we were wrong."
The police officer nodded, gave a salute, and turned to leave.
"Phew~"
After watching the police leave, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Guan Gu Shenqi said urgently, "Why are you stopping me? I want to prove my vegetables! I'm really Japanese!"
Zeng Xiaoxian asked, "Um, what's 'green vegetables'?"
"He should be innocent... right?" Chen Meijia explained for Guan Gu Shenqi with an awkward smile.
Martin seized the opportunity to say, "Well, let me take this chance to introduce you all. This is our new roommate in 3602, Guan Gu Shenqi. He's a real go-getter, a cartoonist."
"Hello everyone," Guan Gu Shenqi greeted him dejectedly.
"Guan Gu, this is Yi Fei, Xiao Xian, Zhan Bo, and Wan Yu. They live next door in apartment 3601; they are our neighbors."
Hu Yifei: "Guan Gu, welcome to our Love Apartment family."
Zeng Xiaoxian: "Kong Ni Qi Wa!"
Lu Zhanbo: "Hello, Guan Gu, it's nice to meet you."
Lin Wanyu: "Hello."
Please take good care of me!
Guan Gu Shenqi bowed in response.
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