RNP Chapter 4 I've lived 25 years in a row, and you're telling me I've transmigrated to L
Chapter 4 I've lived 25 years in a row, and you're telling me I've transmigrated to L
Sitting in the car, Martin suspected that something good might happen today.
Why do I say that?
Because there was no traffic jam today!
Look closely, there's no traffic jam!
You know, traffic jams are just a normal part of life in Shanghai.
As the economic center of China, there are many people and cars, so Martin is almost always stuck in traffic when he goes out. But this time, not only did he not get stuck in traffic, but he also encountered green lights every time he came to a traffic light!
The journey, which would normally take an incalculable amount of time, was completed in just over ten minutes!
The driver said to Martin, who had just gotten out of the car, "Master Ma, I feel much better after your guidance. Thank you for clearing my mind. Don't worry, I will definitely follow my heart! I'm going to the market to buy a cleaver right now, and I'll make sure that scoundrel who betrayed me gets what he deserves!"
"Uh-huh?"
Hearing this, Martin froze, then hurriedly said, "You still don't understand... Hey, hey, stop the car! Driver, impulsiveness is the devil, don't do anything foolish!!"
Martin shook his head as he watched a taxi drift away and disappear from sight.
Alas, I hope the Lord will forgive him...
This story begins with Martin getting into a car.
As soon as he got into the taxi, he discovered that the driver was watching porn in broad daylight!
People's hearts have really changed!
Are people already this open-minded?
Martin, a man of integrity, immediately reprimanded the driver.
"I admire your spirit in learning poses from Japanese instructors even while you're working in broad daylight, but I cannot condone your methods!"
"What if you drive so carelessly and cause an accident? Even if you die, it's okay, I'm here!"
"And what if the customer you bring is a woman? What will she think of you? Aren't you just giving a bad name to all gay men!"
Martin launched into a tirade of reprimands.
The driver calmly replied, "This is my home security camera."
Martin was stunned on the spot.
After a long silence, Martin revealed his identity as a priest and began to persuade the driver.
He was also afraid that the driver might impulsively send him to God's embrace ahead of time.
Look at this intense battle being broadcast live! Hey, they even added actors! It's really... really shameless!
Who would have thought that trying to persuade them would actually cause trouble?
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Martin turned to look at the wedding entrance, glanced at the banner hanging above, and read, "Welcome everyone to the wedding of Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu? That name... is certainly explosive."
"Haha, my friend, we really are of the same mind!"
A handsome young man in his early twenties stood next to Martin.
Martin glanced at the man and felt he looked familiar, as if he had seen him somewhere before.
Lu Ziqiao was also sizing up Martin.
[Lu Ziqiao: Holy crap, this guy is so handsome! If I looked like that, my dating resume would be twice as good... no! Five times better!! His looks are similar to peak Louis Koo and John Lone, plus that priest's outfit, it's really something else! Damn! I can't take it anymore, even I, a man, am falling for him...]
"Hello, my name is Lü... Xiaobu."
Lu Ziqiao reached out to shake hands with Martin.
Upon hearing the name "Lu Xiaobu," Martin's mind started racing like a slot machine.
Lu Xiaobu... Lu Ziqiao... Lu Bu among men, Red Hare among horses... Love Apartment...
Martin suddenly remembered and said, "When you're out in the world, you're bound to get hurt."
"My name is Lü Ziqiao, this is my alternate account for self-defense..."
Lu Ziqiao blurted it out.
broken!
It just came out of my head!
Lu Ziqiao quickly covered his mouth.
It really is Lu Ziqiao!
Love Apartment?
What a coincidence?
Fortunately, Martin's long-term experience of transforming has made him exceptionally resilient.
He shook hands with Lü Ziqiao without making a sound and said, "Lü... Ziqiao, right? Hello, my name is Martin, Martin as in Martin."
The three characters "Lü Ziqiao" were pronounced with great emphasis.
Lu Ziqiao paused for a moment, then chuckled dryly, "Uh...hehe, don't misunderstand, my surname is Lu, my given name is Ziqiao, and my courtesy name is Xiaobu."
"I understand."
Martin winked.
"By the way, Martin, what's with you dressed like that? Are you here for the wedding too?"
Lu Ziqiao pointed to the wedding and asked.
Martin nodded and said, "That's right, someone asked me to officiate at the wedding of the two newlyweds. As for why I'm dressed like this, it's because I'm a priest today."
"Wow, that would be so cool. Um, Master Ma, could you possibly take me with you?"
Lu Ziqiao didn't pay attention to the word "today" and looked at Martin with hopeful eyes.
"What will I bring you?"
Martin didn't understand what he meant at first.
Lu Ziqiao looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle. "I've always had a wish, and that is..."
Martin chimed in, "Attending someone else's wedding?"
Just as Lü Ziqiao was about to squeeze out a few tears, he stumbled and almost broke down.
"No... my wish is to be a priest's bag carrier... uh, a book carrier! To lighten the burden a little for the great and respected priests."
Martin looked Lu Ziqiao up and down with a suspicious gaze.
I think you're trying to use me to skip out on the bill, right?
"Well, I see..."
Feeling a little guilty under his gaze, Lu Ziqiao pulled a box of medicine from his pocket and said reluctantly, "This is the culmination of the latest cutting-edge technology—Qiao's Divine Power Pills!"
Martin glanced at the medicine bottle in his hand and asked curiously, "Wait, excuse me, shouldn't it be called a 'power pill'?"
"Huh? I stopped selling those a long time ago... no, I mean, I don't understand what you mean by 'power pills,' I've never sold them."
Fearing he might have tricked Martin in the past, Lu Ziqiao quickly denied it.
"Ahem, my Qiao's Divine Power Pill is refined from the finest natural raw materials from Australia, utilizing nanotechnology, high-temperature cold extraction technology, and even cloning technology!"
"Each Shen Gong Wan pill is rich in nutrients needed by the human body."
As he spoke, Lü Ziqiao pulled out an instruction manual that was over a meter long from somewhere.
Martin clapped his hands in admiration, then abruptly asked, "You must have memorized those lines for a long time, right?"
Duang!
Lu Ziqiao was nearly vomiting blood from Martin's unpredictable antics. He staggered to his feet, his lips twitching.
"Master Ma, my Qiao's Divine Elixir is a multi-functional miracle drug. It can relieve any discomfort you have. It's on sale for a rock-bottom price of only 998! But! As I just mentioned, I have great respect for the priest profession, so I'm giving this Divine Elixir to you. I just hope, hehe, that you can give me a chance to witness your magnificent figure officiating a wedding!"
"I see, you're trying to bribe me! Humph! Do you think I'm the kind of person who takes bribes?"
Martin stared at Lü Ziqiao with a serious expression.
Lu Ziqiao waved his hands repeatedly, "No, no, no, Master Ma, you misunderstand. I absolutely did not mean that, I..."
Martin suddenly laughed and said, "You have a great eye for people!"
"......ah?"
Lu Ziqiao was taken aback.
Martin put his arm around Lu Ziqiao, took the Qiao Family Divine Skill Pill from his hand, and casually threw it away.
He was worried that he would get diarrhea from eating it, so he decided to throw it away.
"Why..."
Lu Ziqiao stared wide-eyed and turned his head to look.
No, why did you throw it away?
Martin laughed and said, "Ziqiao, you're just my type. We hit it off immediately. Come on, tell me about your past, and I'll give you some advice."
"My past?"
Martin's manner, as if he were examining a child, made Lu Ziqiao a little scared.
Hello, both of you!
The beautiful doorman immediately smiled when she saw Martin and Lu Ziqiao.
Martin straightened his clothes and said, "Hello, I'm the priest here to officiate at the wedding ceremony for the two newlyweds."
"Ah, you're the super handsome priest that Sister Yifei was talking about! You've finally arrived, we've been waiting for so long."
The young woman at the gate stared intently at Martin, completely captivated by his handsome looks.
Martin coughed, startling the young woman. Her face flushed, she looked at Lu Ziqiao and asked uncertainly, "Who is this?"
"My assistant."
Martin said it offhand.
The young woman asked in surprise, "Priests have assistants too?"
Lu Ziqiao exclaimed excitedly, "What do you mean? Can't priests have assistants? You look down on priests? You're wearing tinted glasses! Oh my god, this world is crazy! Priests can't even have assistants anymore..."
"Huh? No, no, no, I didn't mean that. I'm sorry, I... I really didn't mean that."
The young lady was stunned by Lu Ziqiao's series of moves and repeatedly bowed and apologized.
"So what do you mean? This is blatant occupational discrimination! If you don't compensate me... hey hey hey..."
Martin interrupted Lu Ziqiao's spellcasting, grabbed him by the back of the collar, and led him inside.
"That's good enough."
Upon hearing this, Lü Ziqiao obediently shut his mouth.
Watching the two figures walk away, the young woman breathed a sigh of relief, then suddenly clasped her hands to her chest and exclaimed in a daze, "That priest is so handsome! Sister Yifei has such good taste!"
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