Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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"Now that's fair."

Su Mingyang looked at the ticket in Qin Yumo's hand and said directly.

"Zhang Wei, I'm really fed up with you. Why don't you just strike up a conversation normally? What's the point of resorting to these crooked methods?" Qin Yumo said, exasperated.

"But she's a traffic police officer, I don't dare to strike up a conversation so rashly," Zhang Wei hesitated.

"So what if she's a traffic cop? When she takes off her uniform outside of work, she's just an ordinary girl. What's there to be afraid of?" Qin Yumo said casually.

"Yu Mo is right. If you like her, then go for it. Zhang Wei, you're just a coward," Su Mingyang said.

"Sigh, I'm not as confident as you two," Zhang Wei said with a sigh.

Qin Yumo shook her head, thinking that she had to do something.

Otherwise, you'll get another ticket next time.

Chapter 449

the next day.

With nothing else to do, Su Mingyang chatted with Qin Yumo and Lü Ziqiao about Zhang Wei.

Zhang Wei suddenly leaned over, looking somewhat embarrassed, and said, "Um, could I trouble you two with something?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Yumo smiled and said, "I have no car, but you can take my life."

"Don't even think about risking your life," Su Mingyang laughed.

Zhang Wei felt like he'd been stabbed in the back and said, "Who said I wanted to borrow your car? You two are discriminating against me."

Qin Yumo looked at Zhang Wei and asked, "So what are you going to do?"

Zhang Wei quickly sat down and asked, "Could you lend me two hundred yuan?"

Qin Yumo snapped, "Why don't you just go buy a block of tofu and smash your head against it? You want to give me a ticket? Have you lost your mind?"

Su Mingyang shared the same sentiment, sarcastically remarking, "Zhang Wei isn't just brain-dead; his brain has been hollowed out by desire."

Zhang Wei looked somewhat embarrassed. After thinking for a moment, he said sincerely, "I swear this is the last time. I have thought it through."

Qin Yumo said, "Then you should call her!"

Zhang Wei said dejectedly, "But I don't have her phone number."

"Hey, who said there isn't one? Officer Moran, on the back of the fourth ticket she gave you, there's her phone number on 840." As she spoke, Qin Yumo took out a ticket from her bag and handed it to Zhang Wei.

Lu Ziqiao chuckled and teased, "Wow, Zhang Wei, you've developed feelings for him after all this punishment?"

"Awesome!" Su Mingyang exclaimed.

Zhang Wei took the ticket, looked at it, and said happily, "She actually left her phone number on the back of the ticket? Really?"

Qin Yumo smiled but didn't say anything.

This is of course false.

She specifically went to the intersection to ask the police for it.

Although the process was a bit awkward.

However, she wanted to end this tragedy as soon as possible.

Qin Yumo looked at Zhang Wei and encouraged him, "Life isn't like cooking. You can't prepare all the ingredients before you start cooking. Go for it and ask her out. You said it yourself."

Zhang Wei said nervously, "But, but this is too sudden, I, I wasn't prepared at all."

Qin Yumo frowned and said, "What preparations are needed? My car also got two tickets from you without any warning!"

Su Mingyang interjected, "And there are two of mine."

An awkward expression flashed across Zhang Wei's face, but he smiled and asked, "Well, I don't know her at all. Wouldn't that be too abrupt?"

Lu Ziqiao said, "Zhang Wei, the current situation is not bad for you. There is no gap between you and her. As long as you play to your strengths and avoid your weaknesses, Mo Lan will not be able to see how sleazy you are."

Zhang Wei said unhappily, "Go away, what shortcomings do I have that I need to avoid?" Lu Ziqiao curled his lip after hearing this, "There are plenty."

Qin Yumo said, "For example, he has no house or car, and he owes me six hundred yuan."

Lu Ziqiao said, "Sleazy, stingy, perverted, shabby, talks too much nonsense, his ex-fiancée almost ran off with someone else, and..."

"And they're slovenly and unkempt," Su Mingyang continued.

Zhang Wei felt as if his heart had been pierced, but he interrupted with a smile, "Stop, let's talk about Yangchang's problem instead."

After speaking, he looked at the three of them expectantly.

Then the three of them began to rack their brains.

A long, long time later...

Lu Ziqiao said, "I really don't have that."

Su Mingyang said, "That's true."

Qin Yumo said, "That's a good idea."

Zhang Wei was dumbfounded and asked, "Does it or not?"

Qin Yumo said with a smile, "We can create a style for you. You can go for the... cool and elegant look. Girls these days love that."

Zhang Wei smirked and muttered, "Cool?"

The three rolled their eyes; no matter how they looked at it, Zhang Wei had absolutely no connection with Kuya.

Qin Yumo had no better ideas, so she dragged Zhang Wei to buy clothes.

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The news that Zhang Wei was going to be in a relationship quickly spread throughout the Love Apartment.

Everyone was curious whether he could succeed.

The next day, in living room 3602.

Just as Su Mingyang, Zeng Xiaoxian, and Guan Gu Shenqi were chatting, a man wearing a shirt, tie, and sunglasses walked over calmly with his hands in his pockets.

The three of them looked over at the same time, and Zeng Xiaoxian asked, "Who are you?"

Su Mingyang joked, "Is it Brother Ma?"

Guan Gu Shenqi whispered, "It's Brother Fa."

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed and said, "It's not Stephen Chow, is it?"

Just then, the man suddenly collapsed to the ground, his face turning purple as he clutched his neck.

Guan Gu Shenqi pointed to the person on the ground and said, "It looks like he's being strangled."

Su Mingyang frowned and said, "It certainly seems so."

Zeng Xiaoxian exclaimed, "Hey, Zhang Wei!"

The three rushed over and helped Zhang Wei, who was suffocating, unbutton his collar and tie.

Zhang Wei gasped for breath.

Just then, Qin Yumo followed over from next door and said, "Hey, I was just helping you try on clothes, what are you doing here?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said, "He came to ask for help."

"You don't understand, this is how you're supposed to wear a tight-fitting shirt. That's the feel you're going for. That's right." Qin Yumo said as she helped Zhang Wei straighten his clothes.

Zhang Wei quickly stopped Qin Yumo, who was about to button his clothes, and said, "Phew, phew, please, I beg you, let it go now. I should be able to breathe by tonight, when I'm hungry."

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile, "Wow, this outfit of yours isn't cheap!"

Zhang Wei, panting heavily, said, "Phew, so I'm thinking of borrowing some money from everyone, otherwise I won't even be able to pay the bill for dinner tonight."

Qin Yumo said helplessly, "Listen up, you're going for a cool and elegant look right now. Can you please stop talking about borrowing money all the time? I spent so much time dressing you up, and the moment you open your mouth, your true colors are showing."

Su Mingyang frowned and asked, "Didn't you just get paid? Where's the money?"

Zhang Wei replied helplessly, "As you all know, I'm just a white-collar worker. Yesterday I received my salary, paid the rent and utilities, and bought oil, rice, and instant noodles. Today I found that my salary for this month has been wasted again."

Guan Gu Shenqi exclaimed in surprise, "You really went all out this time! This outfit alone costs 998."

Qin Yumo asked curiously, "How did you know?"

Guan Gu picked up the tag from Zhang Wei's cuff and said with a smile, "Because the tag is still here!"

Qin Yumo frowned and asked Zhang Wei, "Hey, I told you to cut it off an hour ago, why are you still keeping it?"

Zhang Wei, with an air of self-righteousness, argued with the logic: "How would others know if I don't keep it? What's the difference between this one and my 98-yuan one? Besides, I can still breathe while wearing that one!"

Upon hearing this answer, Su Mingyang, Zeng Xiaoxian, and Guan Gu Shenqi immediately gave a thumbs up.

That makes some sense.

Qin Yumo had a thousand curses in her heart, but she couldn't say them. Speechless, she said, "I really lost to you, Zhang Wei. Even if I dressed you in clothes that cost 9998, you would still be the same. Come on, let me give you a complete formatting."

After saying that, Qin Yumo grabbed Zhang Wei by the back of the neck and left, completely disregarding the fact that Zhang Wei might suffocate.

Chapter 450

After Qin Yumo's efforts to modify it.