Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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"Alright." Since things had come to this point, Hu Yifei didn't press the matter further.

Su Mingyang said no more and returned to 3603.

It's different from the youthful decorating style of 3601 and 3602.

3603 adopts a new Chinese style decoration with natural wood color.

Marble walls paired with solid wood furniture.

In addition, there are calligraphy and landscape paintings hanging behind the sofa as decorations.

It fills the entire living room with a classical charm and a tranquil and grand atmosphere.

As soon as someone walked in.

Then I felt at peace.

at this time.

Lin Wanyu was sitting on the sofa reading a fashion magazine.

Su Mingyang immediately leaned over and asked, "What are you looking at?"

Lin Wanyu looked up at Su Mingyang, pointed at the fashion magazine and asked with a smile, "Mingyang, you've come at the right time. What do you think of this coat?"

"It's alright," Su Mingyang said. "Do you want Wanyu?"

Lin Wanyu tilted her head and said.

"How much do you usually think about it?" Hearing this answer, Su Mingyang was both amused and exasperated.

"It means I don't really want to, but I do want to," Lin Wanyu said with a smile.

"Uh." Su Mingyang was confused. "Let's not think about it. I'll buy it for you."

"I need to think about it some more before using Mingyang..." Lin Wanyu said.

"What's there to consider? If you like it, just buy it," Su Mingyang said nonchalantly.

"Uh, I think this Tiffany necklace is also nice," Lin Wanyu said, flipping through a fashion magazine. "I haven't decided which one to choose yet."

"Then let's buy them all," Su Mingyang said, as he wasn't short of money.

"I'll think about it some more." Lin Wanyu pursed her lips. "By the way, Mingyang, is there anything you want?"

"What's wrong? Are you going to give me a gift too?" Su Mingyang asked.

Lin Wanyu didn't answer the question directly. She closed the magazine and stared straight at Su Mingyang: "Don't worry about that for now. Just tell me what you want."

"Let me think about it." Su Mingyang pondered for a few seconds, then his eyes darted around and he said, "You've already given yourself to me, so I don't feel like I want anything in return."

"Hehe, really?" These words made Lin Wanyu feel sweet inside.

"Of course." Su Mingyang looked at the happy expression on Lin Wanyu's face and said with a smile, "How about this, Wanyu, let's have a baby?"

Lin Wanyu's eyes widened instantly: "Give birth to 0.9 children? Mingyang, this..."

This is too exaggerated!

Neither of them is married yet.

I haven't met my parents yet.

However, if Su Mingyang really wants a child...

Although she was a little hesitant, it wasn't impossible.

Thinking about it, a family of three is quite happy.

"Haha, look how scared you are! I was just kidding. We're still so young. We should think about this at least five or six years from now." Su Mingyang laughed heartily.

Lin Wanyu was speechless for a moment.

She spent so much time daydreaming about it...

Chapter 293

The two of them were chatting and laughing.

There was a knock on the door.

Su Mingyang got up and opened the door, only to be greeted by Zeng Xiaoxian's smug grin.

The other person was also holding a fire extinguisher.

He asked, "Teacher Zeng, why are you carrying a fire extinguisher around like that?"

He then ushered Zeng Xiaoxian into the living room.

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed and said, "Hehe, I think your family might need this fire extinguisher."

“But we don’t need it.” Su Mingyang shrugged.

"No need, that's not necessarily true." Zeng Xiaoxian placed the fire extinguisher on the coffee table and said seriously, "According to the authoritative American social science research bureau, the highest probability of fires occurs on Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day is in a couple of days, so we should take precautions, shouldn't we?"

Upon hearing this, Lin Wanyu asked in confusion, "We don't set off firecrackers or burn paper money on Valentine's Day, so how could it be so easy to start a fire?"

“Exactly,” Su Mingyang agreed.

Zeng Xiaoxian immediately retorted: "I've read a few reports. Last Valentine's Day, a couple lit more than 100 candles at home, but the window wasn't closed properly, and a gust of wind blew in. Guess what happened next?"

Lin Wanyu thought for two seconds, then asked innocently, "Ten were destroyed. How many are left the next day?"

Su Mingyang almost burst out laughing.

Zeng Xiaoxian's lips twitched, and he said speechlessly, "This isn't a riddle! A gust of wind blew, the candle fell over, ignited the curtains, and caused a big fire!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Wanyu once again exclaimed in surprise: "My God, that must be so exciting!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said he had nothing to say.

Su Mingyang was also somewhat amused and teased, "Yeah, how about Wanyu, we do something exciting like this for Valentine's Day?"

Lin Wanyu quickly waved her hand: "Please don't! If our house burns down, we're doomed."

"Haha, you knew it would burn the house down, huh?" Su Mingyang laughed.

Lin Wanyu spat out the small snake, somewhat embarrassed.

"Hehe, it would have been better if the house had just burned down. What's worse is that the fire got out of control, and the man abandoned his girlfriend and jumped out of the window, only to be smashed to pieces," Zeng Xiaoxian said.

Lin Wanyu frowned: "Ah, how scary!"

Zeng Xiaoxian sighed, "Wanyu, you find this scary too, right? If that couple had kept a fire extinguisher at home, none of this would have happened."

Su Mingyang retorted, "I think the more crucial point is that if they had been prepared with a brain, none of this would have happened, and there would have been no need for fire extinguishers."

Zeng Xiao Xian:"……"

Lin Wanyu couldn't help but laugh: "Haha, Mingyang, you're right."

Zeng Xiaoxian pondered for a few seconds and said helplessly, "Even the smartest person can be careless sometimes. I think you should take this as a warning and equip yourselves with a fire extinguisher."

Lin Wanyu asked curiously, "Teacher Zeng, what you said makes sense, but have you switched careers to become a salesperson?"

"What sales pitch! This is a task assigned by the neighborhood committee. As the deputy director of the neighborhood apartment residents' committee, of course I have to set an example," Zeng Xiaoxian said righteously.

"Is that so?" Lin Wanyu asked, half believing it.

Su Mingyang didn't believe a word of it and said, "No one gets up early for nothing, Teacher Zeng, stop pretending and tell us the reason."

Seeing that his trick had been seen through, Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to tell the truth: "Okay, actually the director of the residents' committee has emigrated, and now the position of the head is vacant. I and two other deputy directors are competing for the position. The street leaders have asked us to encourage every household to buy a fire extinguisher. Whoever has the best sales performance will know the next director."

He had a little ulterior motive and didn't mention the special privilege that the head of the residents' committee enjoyed, such as a free parking space and having his photo displayed in the apartment building.

After listening, Lin Wanyu suddenly realized, "I understand, this is to test who has more influence in the apartment."

Su Mingyang laughed and said, "I think the Public Committee wants to use this as an excuse to act as a middleman, sell the fire extinguishers to Teacher Zeng and his group, and make a profit from the price difference."

"Really?" Lin Wanyu was a little stunned and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian.

"What the apartment committee thinks doesn't matter, what matters is that I can become the director! As your friends, you should support me!"

Zeng Xiaoxian reminded him.

He didn't care about all that; he figured he'd benefit from being the head of state anyway.

It's mutually beneficial.

"Okay, Mingyang, shall we buy a bottle?" Lin Wanyu was persuaded.

Su Mingyang didn't care about that and nodded, saying, "Buy it. Supporting others is the right thing to do. How much is one bottle?"

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and said, "It's not expensive, only 380."

"380?" Su Mingyang wondered if there was something wrong with his ears.

"Yes, 380."

"What's wrong, Mingyang?" Lin Wanyu didn't know the price of fire extinguishers.

I couldn't figure out why Su Mingyang's expression suddenly became so exaggerated.

Su Mingyang rolled his eyes and said, "380 yuan a bottle. I can buy 10 bottles on Taobao with that 380 yuan."

"So many?" Lin Wanyu's eyes widened. "Teacher Zeng, this is too much!"

"Uh, this is the price set by the neighborhood committee, there's nothing I can do about it." Zeng Xiaoxian said somewhat awkwardly.