RNP Page 169
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"Teacher Zeng means he is Wu Song's older brother."
Su Mingyang smiled.
"Wu Dalang?"
Lin Wanyu smiled.
Zeng Xiaoxian: ""
Hu Yifei snorted, deciding not to argue with Zeng Xiaoxian.
I then went into 360.
Zeng Xiaoxian followed behind and punched Hu Yifei's retreating figure, venting his dissatisfaction.
As soon as they entered, they saw Lu Zhanbo sitting on the sofa, staring blankly at the phone on the coffee table.
Lin Wanyu asked curiously, "Zhanbo, are you practicing martial arts?"
Without looking up, Lu Zhanbo replied, "No, I was just about to make the call; I'm getting into the mood."
"Who gets beaten?"
Hu Yifei sat down on the sofa and asked in confusion.
"Yes, not 'hit,' being uncultured is truly terrifying."
Zeng Xiaoxian seized the opportunity to immediately make a sarcastic remark.
Su Mingyang and Lin Wanyu couldn't help but laugh.
"Shut up."
Hu Yifei rolled her eyes at Zeng Xiaoxian, her eyes gleaming with gossip, and asked Lu Zhanbo, "Is it a boy or a girl?"
Lu Zhanbo smiled shyly: "It was a girl. She works in the same building as me. I ran into her at the coffee shop yesterday."
"Great, Zhanbo, you're not my colleague this time."
He chuckled, recalling that the previous two times Lu Zhanbo had pursued his colleagues, he remembered that they were both company colleagues.
"Yes, we first met in the elevator."
Lu Zhanbo explained that the moment he saw it, he had already thought of a name for the child.
"So you struck up a conversation with her and she gave you her number?"
Hu Yifei pressed for an answer.
"Um."
Lu Zhanbo was a little proud. Heaven knows how much courage it took for him to ask for her phone number; he almost peed himself. "We exchanged numbers. She said she would call me, but I think I'm a guy, so I should call her first. What do you think, sis?"
"Wait a minute."
Hu Yifei got up, took an incense stick from the drawer, and bowed to the photo on the counter, saying, "Thanks to our family's ancestors, Zhanbo has finally realized that he is a man."
"Yifei, was your ancestor Da Mu?"
Su Mingyang glanced at the photo and asked in confusion.
"No, this is clearly his brother Zhou Jie's stick."
Zeng Xiaoxian corrected him.
Does Jay Chou have a twin brother? I've never heard of that.
Lin Wanyu tilted her head and said.
Su Mingyang was both amused and exasperated, and teased, "Yes, I'll tell you a secret, Teacher Zeng is..."
"Oh, really?"
Lin Wanyu paused for a moment, then looked at Zeng Xiaoxian suspiciously. "I was wondering why Teacher Zeng looks a bit like Jay Chou."
"Hehe, I wish I had a brother like that."
Zeng Xiaoxian laughed.
"Stop talking nonsense,"
Hu Yifei saw the discussion "give way to going off-topic".
With a wave of his hand, he stopped everyone from talking nonsense and urged Lu Zhanbo:
Alright, let's begin! Hurry up and make the call, I want to witness this historic moment for Yifei!
I'm also looking forward to the third season featuring Su Mingyang, Lin Wanyu, and Zeng Xiaoxian.
Lu Zhanbo took a deep breath, dialed the number, and answered, "Hello, is this Zhanbo?"
The voice from the other end made Lu Zhanbo's heart sink to the bottom. He replied awkwardly, "Uh, no, I'm not married yet, I don't need a certificate. Yes, I don't need a divorce certificate for now."
After saying that, he hung up the phone, feeling somewhat flustered.
"This was done by someone."
Lin Wanyu guessed.
"No, it must be a wrong number."
As Lu Zhanbo spoke, he flipped open the phone book and asked, "Do you think this number is 1 or 7? Let me see."
Hu Yifei took the number and glanced at it, somewhat speechless, and said, "This number is pretty good, 13, 92345, 67, 8."
Lu Zhanbo was filled with questions: "Is there a problem?"
Su Mingyang smiled wryly and pointed to his head, saying, "A brain is a good thing, it's a pity Zhanbo threw it away."
"What do you mean? My mind is perfectly fine."
When was it thrown to?
Lu Zhanbo looked completely bewildered.
Su Mingyang: ""
Hu Yifei: ""
Zeng Xiaoxian: ""
Lin Wanyu was exasperated and reminded him, "Zhanbo, if that... gave you a number starting with 1111 on 1100 (China's emergency number), would you still call it?"
"Of course not, that's obviously fake, I'm not that stupid."
Lu Zhanbo spoke decisively, then in an instant, he realized the problem and exclaimed in shock, "You mean this number is fake too?"
You guessed right, but there's no reward.
Su Mingyang joked.
"how so"
Lu Zhanbo was devastated and began to question the meaning of life.
Hu Yifei quickly comforted him, "Zhanbo, this is normal. If I were a girl, I wouldn't just give my phone number to a stranger either."
Hearing this, Su Mingyang found a point to argue with and teased, "Hmph, Yifei, you finally admit you're not a girl."
"Where can I have it?"
Hu Yifei pursed her lips, thought about it carefully, and realized that she had indeed spoken carelessly.
Zeng Xiaoxian immediately retorted, "Who said no? I heard everything, Aunt Hedong!"
These words touched a nerve with Hu Yifei, who glared fiercely at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Did you come to the wrong room, Zeng Xiaoxian?!"
Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed hard and said weakly, "Can't I just come to chat with Mingyang Wanyu?"
"Please let's talk next door and give Zhanbo some peace and quiet."
Hu Yifei said domineeringly.
Zeng Xiaoxian pursed his lips and called out, "Mingyang Wanyu, come on, let's go sit at our place."
"OK."
Su Mingyang had the same idea; he wanted to see if he could catch a glimpse of the cockroach rat.
Chapter 197 Cockroach Rat Hero!
Su Mingyang, Lin Wanyu, and Zeng Xiaoxian have just arrived at 360.
Chen Meijia then led them to Guan Gu's magical room to participate in the "Cockroach and Rat Seminar".
"Guan Gu, aren't you bored? You even drew a supplementary illustration. But it's pretty good, quite imaginative."
Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at the picture of the cockroach rat and laughed.
"Teacher Zeng, please be serious! Cockroaches and rats are a matter of life and death for our planet!"
Guan Gu Shenqi said with a stern face.
Is it that serious?
Lin Wanyu asked in surprise.
"Exactly... Guan Gu, you're exaggerating too much."