Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Lin Wanyu asked, "By the way, what did she call you?"

Lu Ziqiao said in a high-pitched, affected voice, "She affectionately calls me the fierce little tiger."

"Could it be a burly man picking his toes?"

Su Mingyang was somewhat skeptical. "Of course not, I've verified it, you can see."

Ziqiao showed everyone his phone screen.

Hu Yifei glanced at it and asked in confusion, "Why does she look like Lin Ziling?"

Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian leaned close to Lu Ziqiao's phone screen, practically wanting to fly to the sky, and exclaimed with wide eyes, "It really looks like her! Where is she now?"

Su Mingyang, Lin Wanyu, and Hu Yifei were all speechless at his attitude.

"Teacher Zeng, can you please be a little more composed?"

Lu Ziqiao stepped aside, his eyes full of disdain. Just then, he caught sight of a woman out of the corner of his eye. His eyes lit up, and he pointed to a spot not far away, saying, "Teacher Zeng, look! Two o'clock, four o'clock, six o'clock: 6:, she's gone to the bar."

Lin Ziling

Zeng Xiaoxian excitedly looked in the direction Lu Ziqiao was pointing, but he didn't see Lin Ziling. Instead, he saw Sister Phoenix, Cai Xiaoling's long-lost distant relative. "I saw someone who looks like Rosamund Kwan!"

Lu Ziqiao exclaimed in surprise.

"Depend on!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was utterly speechless.

Ignoring him, Lu Ziqiao smoothed his hair, stood up, and said, "I'm going to make my move."

Hu Yi 5.

0Fei frowned and said

"Don't you already have Lin Zhilin?" Lu Ziqiao sneered, "Lin Zhilin isn't enough, there's also Cai Xiaoling, Chen Huiling, Weng Meilin, and Chen Huiling."

Lin Wanyu teased, "If you keep going like this, you'll eventually alert 1111, the police."

"Even if we alert 1111, it's alright. There are tons of talented people inside. Ziqiao will definitely thrive there, and he might even learn a lot."

Su Mingyang joked.

"Ha ha."

Lin Wanyu smiled.

Lu Ziqiao's mind was entirely on the girl not far away, and he didn't care what the two were talking about. He walked over and struck up a conversation with her, his eyes gleaming.

At that moment, Guan Gu Shenqi and Chen Meijia rushed over in a flurry.

Chapter 193 Let Ziqiao see!

"Mika Sekiya, why are you all in such a panic? Are you being chased?"

Su Mingyang looked at the two men, who were drenched in sweat.

"Lord Mingyang, you're half right!"

As Guan Gu Shenqi spoke, he felt his mouth was dry, so he snatched the cup from Zeng Xiaoxian's hand, tilted his head back, and drank the beverage inside in one gulp.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at him with disgust and said, "Hey! Even the closest family members should pay attention to hygiene. I have a cold, aren't you afraid of catching it?"

Ignoring Zeng Xiaoxian's reaction, Su Mingyang asked with interest, "Guan Gu, which half of what I said was correct?"

Guan Gu Shenqi took a deep breath, a trace of fear still lingering in his eyes, and said urgently, "We're being chased! But it's not humans chasing us!!!"

"That's absolutely terrifying! It was a..."

Chen Meijia added, "At this point, the memory of that... terrifying thing flashed through my mind, and I clenched my fists and pressed them against my chin, my body trembling uncontrollably."

"Not human"

Hearing this, Lin Wanyu became interested and guessed, "Then it must be a ghost."

"Wanyu, there are no ghosts in broad daylight."

Su Mingyang was both amused and exasperated.

"That's true."

Lin Wanyu slapped her forehead and smiled sheepishly.

"You've been reading too many ghost stories."

Hu Yifei complained.

"Can you please let me finish what I have to say?"

Chen Meijia stomped her foot in annoyance.

"Speak up, we didn't gag you."

Su Mingyang rolled his eyes.

Chen Meijia was so taken aback by the retort that she gasped for breath, her mind a jumbled mess. She turned to Guan Gu and said, "Guan Gu, you tell us."

"Um."

Guan Gu Shenqi nodded, taking deep breaths to calm himself down. After a moment, he began to explain, "Here's what happened: Meijia and I were tidying up the room when something suddenly fell out of the cardboard box. It looked absolutely disgusting!"

"Meijia and I were terrified by it and tried to shoo it away, but unexpectedly, that thing crawled towards us very fast. It seemed like it wanted to bite us. There was nothing we could do, so Meijia had to run away as fast as she could. Because we were in such a hurry, we locked the thing in the room, and then the two of us escaped here. That's what happened."

After saying that, Guan Gu Shenqi exhaled a breath of stale air, and the fear in his heart dissipated considerably.

Su Mingyang, Lin Wanyu, Zeng Xiaoxian, and Hu Yifei looked at each other, somewhat bewildered.

"Guan Gu, you've been talking for so long, but what exactly is that thing chasing you?"

Su Mingyang asked.

"That was the most terrifying and disgusting thing I've ever seen!"

Guan Gu Shenqi and Chen Meijia shouted excitedly in unison.

Zeng Xiaoxian helplessly spread his hands: "Then what exactly is it?"

Guan Gu Shenqi: "A big rat!"

Chen Meijia: A big cockroach!

The two completely different answers left Lin Wanyu, Hu Yifei, and Zeng Xiaoxian utterly bewildered.

Besides that, Su Mingyang suddenly remembered the cockroach rat, a strange species that left a deep impression on him in the original work.

While feeling a sense of novelty, I sighed.

Alas, whether this is the depravity of cockroaches or the distortion of rats remains a great unsolved mystery in Love Apartment.

Chen Meijia ignored the four people's rebuttal and said to Guan Gu, "Guan Gu, you're mistaken! How could that be a rat? That's clearly a cockroach!"

Guan Gu Shenqi gestured with his hands, retorting, "Where would cockroaches be this numerous?"

Chen Meijia stated confidently, "So that's why it was an enormous cockroach!"

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Listening to the two arguing, Lin Wanyu felt dizzy and complained to Su Mingyang, "Meijia and Guangu seem to be scared out of their wits. They can't even tell the difference between a cockroach and a mouse."

"puff"

Su Mingyang was amused by her words, "Wanyu, you'd be terrified if you saw this."

"I'd be scared of cockroaches and rats, but I certainly wouldn't be paralyzed by them!"

Lin Wanyu raised her chin and said.

"Oh, those aren't cockroaches or rats, they're cockroach-rats."

Su Mingyang's lips curled slightly.

"Cockroach Rat"

Lin Wanyu stared blankly at Su Mingyang, her expression saying, "I've read more books now, you can't fool me anymore."

"uh-huh."

Su Mingyang knew that Lin Wanyu would not believe him, so he didn't offer any further explanation.

He couldn't explain the facts either.

Lin Wanyu rolled her eyes at him, not believing him at all.

Guan Gu Shenqi and Chen Meijia, who were arguing, happily agreed after hearing Lin Wanyu's words: "That's right, it's... cockroach rats!"

Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian looked on with suspicion, as if to say, "Look at us, are we idiots?" "I swear, we really encountered a combination of a cockroach and a rat, a cockroach-rat!"

Guan Gu Shenqi held up four fingers and swore.

"I believe in you, Guan Gu."

Su Mingyang said casually.

"Lord Mingyang! Thank you for your trust!"

Guan Gu Shenqi stared at Su Mingyang excitedly, his eyes gleaming, as if he had met a kindred spirit.

"Mingyang, why does your voice sound like that?"