Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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"Of course I'm a man."

Lu Ziqiao's gaze darted around twice, his confidence wavering.

"It's a man who doesn't keep his bet."

Chen Meijia rolled her eyes. "What were you doing with your hands just now? Trying to sneak a bite?"

"I didn't!"

To save face, Lu Ziqiao refused to admit it, saying, "My hand cramped up, that won't do."

"hehe."

Chen Meijia sneered.

Everyone who heard their conversation couldn't help but laugh.

Su Mingyang said, "Ziqiao, if you want to eat it, just apologize to Meijia. It's not shameful."

"Exactly... you're so stubborn, you're making yourself suffer. You were just saying you could eat three bowls of rice with ease, and ten minutes have passed, and I bet you've only taken two bites."

Hu Yifei said.

Lu Ziqiao refused to back down, stubbornly insisting, "A man's word is his bond. What do I have to worry about if I don't have a wife? I said I'd eat three bowls of rice, and I'll eat three bowls. I will never break my promise!"

After saying that, he shoveled a mouthful of rice into his mouth.

"Bah bang bang!"

Su Mingyang put down his chopsticks and clapped, "Ziqiao, awesome!"

Lin Wanyu was amused by Su Mingyang's actions.

"good!"

Lu Ziqiao swallowed his food with difficulty and felt incredibly proud, as if he were floating on air.

Ten minutes later, "Meijia, I need to talk to you about something."

Lu Ziqiao whispered something in Chen Meijia's ear.

“Slurp.”

With something in her mouth, Chen Meijia mumbled a reply.

"Let's void this bet. At least let me have a taste. I really can't take it anymore. I'll agree to whatever you ask!"

Lu Ziqiao pleaded, his earlier boastful words now slapping his own face repeatedly.

This is too difficult! With the food about to be completely devoured, if he doesn't speak up soon, he'll only be left with farts.

Chen Meijia glanced at him and said, "Are you even a man?"

"I'm not."

Lu Ziqiao shook his head, "I'm starving right now, starving."

Chen Meijia: ""

"Please, Mika."

Lu Ziqiao clasped his hands together, almost choking back tears.

Seeing this, Su Mingyang laughed and said, "Meijia, you should give Ziqiao a chance to be a full man, otherwise he'll soon become a wilted man."

"He's a great man?"

Chen Meijia curled her lip in disdain.

"Mingyang, you'd better not flatter me."

Lu Ziqiao was flattered and surprised.

I meant the listless, withered state.

Su Mingyang added.

Lü Ziqiao: ""

“That’s more like it.”

Chen Meijia couldn't help but chuckle.

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes and said, "Ziqiao, now you know to back down? Where were you before?"

"I overestimated myself; it was my fault."

Lu Ziqiao said awkwardly, "Why bow down for two dishes? Is saving face more important than having a full meal?" Chen Meijia pursed her lips and didn't say anything.

Lin Wanyu said with a smile, "Meijia, let Ziqiao eat first, and then let him do something else."

"Yes, Meijia, let Ziqiao eat first. A get-together is all about everyone eating together."

Guan Gu Shenqi followed up.

"That's right."

Lu Zhanbo echoed.

"Okay, if I refuse, wouldn't I become a sinner?"

Chen Meijia pouted.

Hearing this, Lu Ziqiao immediately perked up: "Meijia, do you mean our bet is canceled? Now I can eat my vegetables!"

"Can."

Chen Meijia nodded, her eyes darting around, and said, "But before that, you have to promise me something else."

"What is it? Tell me!"

Lu Ziqiao patted the bear's mouth and said solemnly.

Chen Meijia fell into deep thought and remained silent for a long time.

As everyone ate, they looked at her curiously.

Two minutes later, a sly glint flashed in Chen Meijia's eyes as she said to Lü Ziqiao, "Say this ten times."

What did you say?

Lu Ziqiao was stunned for a moment, not expecting it to be so easy.

Su Mingyang and the others were also somewhat surprised.

Chen Meijia cleared her throat and said, "You're a pig, a wild boar, a porcupine, a spotted pig, a naked pig, a stupid pig, a clumsy pig, a Ukrainian suckling pig. You're a lazy, domesticated omnivorous creature, a desperate and lonely animal under the starlight, a stupid pig that will never fly into the blue sky!"

What?

Lu Ziqiao was stunned and almost choked on his food. "Meijia, have you been watching too many idol dramas lately?"

"Pfft"

Lin Wanyu and Hu Yifei couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Su Mingyang felt as if he'd been struck by lightning. His lips twitched, and he said, "I feel like I've heard that line somewhere before."

Lin Wanyu explained, "This is a line spoken by the female lead to the male lead in the currently popular TV series 'Let's Watch Thunderstorm'."

"oh."

Su Mingyang nodded; he had watched this show when he was a child in his previous life.

"Say this ten times, whether you say it or not is up to you."

Chen Meijia glanced at Lu Ziqiao smugly.

Lu Ziqiao hesitated for a long time, looking at the few dishes left on the table, and decided to indulge Chen Meijia's perverse tastes. He said with a bitter face, "Okay, I'll tell you, I'm a pig, a big pig, a little pig, an old pig, a young pig, a stupid pig, a fat wild boar, a lazy creature, a desperate and lonely animal, a stupid pig that can never fly into the blue sky."

"I am a pig, a boar, a porcupine, a naked pig, a breeding pig."

"I am a pig"

"I'm"

"I"

"Hahaha"

Chen Mei slapped the table, laughing until her stomach hurt.

Lin Wanyu leaned on Su Mingyang's shoulder, her eyes crinkling with laughter.

The others weren't much better off, and they burst into laughter.

For a moment, the living room was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

Chapter 161 Demolition and Still Sad

"belch"

Lu Ziqiao ate his meal and let out a satisfied burp.

I thought to myself, "Saying 'I'm a pig' ten times in exchange for a delicious meal, this is definitely a worthwhile deal!" I took out my phone and glanced at it; it was already past 7 PM.

He had arranged to meet Xiao Bo at 8:08, so he had to leave early. He looked up at everyone and smiled, "I have something to do, I'll be going now."

After saying that, he got up and left.