Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Hu Yifei originally wanted to continue introducing Lu Ziqiao, but when she saw his hand constantly rubbing his crotch, she felt extremely embarrassed.

Lu Ziqiao extended his hand to Xiao Bo, saying, "Hello, my name is Lu Ziqiao."

Xiao Bo noticed Lu Ziqiao's actions just now, chuckled dryly, and quickly pulled Hu Yifei aside to talk.

Lu Ziqiao awkwardly withdrew his hand and casually remarked, "This Xiao Bo is really good."

Su Mingyang joked, "You think any woman would be nice."

"That's not necessarily true. Only beautiful women can catch my eye."

Lu Ziqiao raised an eyebrow and, seeing Xiao Bo waving goodbye after talking to Hu Yifei not far away, he quickly waved back.

Su Mingyang was speechless for a moment.

Hu Yifei returned to their side and exclaimed, "Too small, too small!"

Lu Ziqiao was utterly shocked: "My God, you think this is too small? I think it's already quite big."

Hu Yifei explained, "I mean the world is small, life is... a circle."

Yes, life is... a circle.

Lu Ziqiao agreed, quickly took out his notebook and pen, and asked, "Were you born in the same year as her?"

Hu Yifei bent over, aiming at the billiard ball, and subconsciously said, "No, she's a year older than me."

"oh."

While taking notes, Lü Ziqiao continued to ask, "What about your zodiac sign and blood type?"

"It should be a Scorpio, their blood type should be..."

After Hu Yifei hit the ball, she looked up and saw what Lu Ziqiao was doing.

"What's the phone number...?"

Lu Ziqiao was writing with his head down, and after a long silence, he urged, "Phone! Phone!"

At that moment, he sensed something was wrong. He turned around and saw Hu Yifei staring at him with an unfriendly expression.

What do you want to do?

Hu Yifei said with a half-smile.

Lu Ziqiao hurriedly explained, "Uh, I just wanted to find out. It's always good to have more friends in the neighborhood."

Hu Yifei, carrying a pool cue, said irritably, "Having more friends is fine, but having more lecherous men is a real problem!"

Lu Ziqiao retorted, "I'm not a bad person."

"yes."

Hu Yifei had long seen through Lu Ziqiao's true colors, and said sarcastically, "If you're not a bad person, are you even human?! You look exactly like a human when you put on a mask!"

After saying that, she left the billiards room.

Lu Ziqiao was speechless after hearing her words, his lips twitching violently a few times, just like Nicholas Tse and Zhao Si.

Hearing their conversation from the side, Lu Zhanbo angrily said to Su Mingyang, "My sister went too far! How could she say such things about Ziqiao!"

Su Mingyang was taken aback for a moment, then asked, "Zhanbo, are you running a fever?"

"No, what I mean is that Ziqiao isn't exactly a hypocrite, he's more like a beast! And the kind that's obvious at a glance."

Lu Zhanbo explained in a low voice.

Hearing this, Su Mingyang burst out laughing, rubbing his fingers together with Lu Zhanbo: "Even so, you still got bitten off quite a bit of flesh by Qiao."

Lu Zhanbo sighed, on the verge of tears.

Chapter 148: Was he in a car accident and hospitalized?

The three of them left the billiards room.

Seeing Lin Wanyu sitting at the bar counter, head down, playing on her phone, Su Mingyang walked over and sat down next to her, asking softly, "What's wrong, Wanyu? You got paid, why are you looking so gloomy?"

Hearing this, Lin Wanyu pouted and handed her phone to Su Mingyang, saying dejectedly, "Mingyang, look, I found a really captivating novel, but the author has only released four chapters so far."

"Really? Let me see. Which idiot author is refusing to update and making my Wanyu angry?"

After Su Mingyang finished speaking, he leaned over to take a look, and his face immediately became somewhat unnatural, turning pale and then flushed.

All that could be seen on Lin Wanyu's phone screen was his novel, "The Immortal Executioner".

Noticing Su Mingyang's unusual behavior, Lin Wanyu asked, "What's wrong, Mingyang? Do you also think this author is awful?"

"Uh-huh."

Su Mingyang coughed lightly to cover his embarrassment and said, "Maybe they had something to do, that's why they haven't updated."

He's been so busy these past few months focusing on the release of One-Punch Man that he's completely forgotten about Jade Dynasty Sword.

Unexpectedly, Lin Wanyu was interested in this novel.

In that case, he can't reveal that he is the author of "The Immortal Sword".

We should at least wait until the book is finished before making any decisions.

Otherwise, what if Lin Wanyu followed the story all the way to the part where Biyao blocked the sword, and he had to change the plot? Besides, if Lin Wanyu didn't know, it would add a lot of fun to life.

"Is this so"

Lin Wanyu nodded, tilting her head and guessing, "Mingyang, do you think the author might get into a car accident and end up in the hospital?"

Hearing this, Su Mingyang's lips twitched slightly, and he said, "Wanyu, you should try to think positively. Maybe the author suddenly won the lottery or inherited a fortune."

"Oh, then the author probably won't write it anymore."

Lin Wanyu said with a distressed expression.

Su Mingyang laughed and said, "It shouldn't be. Why don't you give me more flowers and ratings, and maybe even a reward? The author might see it and update tonight. If no one supports me, I won't have the motivation to keep writing."

"Yes, Mingyang, you're right."

Lin Wanyu nodded, then used her phone to deposit 1,000 yuan into her account, preparing to give a tip.

"Wanyu is unacceptable."

Seeing this, Su Mingyang quickly stopped her. Facing Lin Wanyu's questioning gaze, he explained, "You've given too much. A hundred or two is enough as a token."

"Okay, whatever you say."

Lin Wanyu smiled at Su Mingyang, then lowered her head and muttered as she gave the tip, "I hope the author will update after receiving the money."

Don't worry.

Su Mingyang offered a word of comfort, and then decided to write an extra chapter for Princess Wanyu when he got home that night.

"Um."

At that moment, Zeng Xiaoxian walked into the bar with a bright smile.

Su Mingyang laughed, "Teacher Zeng, did you find money on the road?" "Haha, no."

Zeng Xiaoxian grinned and said, "Not bad."

Su Ming led Lin Wanyu to sit on the sofa.

Having just arrived at the bar, Guan Gu Shenqi, who was fighting with Hu Yifei and her brother and Lu Ziqiao for food, stopped what he was doing and exclaimed in surprise, "Really? Congratulations!"

Hu Yifei teased Zeng Xiaoxian, "Are you planning to retire after achieving your goal?"

"Retire? What are you talking about!"

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed and said, "I'm going to fight to the end! And Lisa Rong said there will be a mystery guest on my show tonight, it's going to be really exciting!"

"Mystery Guest"

Su Mingyang guessed, "Could it be Chen Ruyu?"

Upon hearing that name, Zeng Xiaoxian recalled the fear of being dominated by Chen Ruyu, and goosebumps rose on his skin. He suddenly leaned back on the sofa and waved his hand, saying, "It absolutely can't be her!"

Is it really necessary?

Everyone laughed at his exaggerated reaction.

Su Mingyang was surprised that Zeng Xiaoxian was still so afraid of Chen Ruyu after all this time, and said with a smile, "Just kidding, Teacher Zeng, don't get agitated."

"This joke isn't funny at all."

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes, calmed himself down, and put Chen Ruyu out of his mind. His gaze became distant, and he sighed, "Six hundred episodes is a long and arduous journey, so in tonight's program, I want to especially thank all the friends who have helped and supported me. You must listen!"

Can my name be broadcast on the radio?

Guan Gu Shenqi asked, and seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian didn't deny it, he clenched his fist and said excitedly, "That's great! I want the whole world to know that the cartoonist Guan Gu Shenqi is still alive!"

"Uh"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked a little embarrassed. "There are rules about this, it won't work."

Guan Gu's smile froze, and he asked, completely bewildered, "Then how are we supposed to know who you're thanking?"

Zeng Xiaoxian pulled Guan Gu Shenqi closer and said, "When you hear me say on the show that I want to thank a special friend, you'll know I'm talking about you."

Guan Gu Shenqi smiled and nodded, "I see."

"Everyone has helped me a lot, and I will always remember it. Mingyang, Wanyu, Guangu, Meijia, Zhanbo."


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